This is the bomb!

by **Greji** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:47 am

Grasshopper1 wrote:With the current situation, do you feel that Japan is safe?

Safe?

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:49 am

Grasshopper1 wrote:With the current situation, do you feel that Japan is safe?

Everyone knows Japan's a safety country. Nothing to worry about.

by **Greji** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:57 am

FG Lurker wrote:Everyone knows Japan's a safety country. Nothing to worry about.

Lurk, are you sure all four seasons are safe? I'm so worried now, I'll have to go to Roppongi and ask some people...Maybe some of Iraira's Nigerians will know for sure!
:cool:

by **Grasshopper1** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:02 pm

go fuck yourself grejie

by **Yokohammer** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:03 pm

Greji wrote:Lurk, are you sure all four seasons are safe?

The main four seasons are perfectly safe!
It's the in-between ones – typhoon, earthquake, tsunami, mudslide, and now nuclear meltdown (courtesy TEPCO) – that you have to watch out for.

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:05 pm

Grasshopper1 wrote:go fuck yourself grejie

Gr-r-reat start Grasshopper.

by **Greji** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:11 pm

[quote="Yokohammer"]The main four seasons are perfectly safe!
It's the in-between ones &#8211]

Hammer! Glad to hear you're not still treading water. You shouldn't bad mouth TEPCO, who else are you going to get to screw something up that badly. I mean other energy companies might actually do it right. We're lucky to have TEPCO.
:cool:

by **waruta** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:21 pm

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:02 pm

[quote="Yokohammer"]The main four seasons are perfectly safe!
It's the in-between ones &#8211]
You missed the seasons of volcanic eruption, bursting damn, shoddy construction, and occasional tornado...

Wait, why is it I live here again!?

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:35 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Wait, why is it I live here again!?

J-poon tang.. it sure beats all of those natural disasters you mentioned.

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:33 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:J-poon tang.. it sure beats all of those natural disasters you mentioned.

Yep, thinkin' with my dick as usual...

by **matsuki** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:57 pm

FG Lurker wrote::rofl: Yep, thinkin' with my dick as usual...

If that was a crime, we'd all be locked up by now...

by **FG Lurker** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:22 pm

chokonen888 wrote::hehe: If that was a crime, we'd all be locked up by now...

Yep, and with no chance of parole.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:24 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:J-poon tang.. it sure beats all of those natural disasters you mentioned.

Are you calling J-poon a natural disaster?

by **matsuki** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:49 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you calling J-poon a natural disaster?

When they don't trim or shave....yeah :nihonjin:

by **IkemenTommy** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:24 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you calling J-poon a natural disaster?

Natural or not.. it's the greatest thing since the sliced bread.

Ask Greji. He's got my back on this one.

by **Greji** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:29 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Natural or not.. it's the greatest thing since the sliced bread.

Ask Greji. He's got my back on this one.

Gotcha back mate! But, don't bend over, I may not be 100% trustworthy...
:bukkake:

by **selou** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:18 pm

Hiya everyone,
I used to lurk here a little bit a long time ago, thought I'd jump in!
I'm London at the moment, thinking of moving to Japan again next year after a 12 month stint in 2007.

by **Greji** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:53 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you calling J-poon a natural disaster?

Only if you 're married to it.....
:cool:

by **Grasshopper1** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:03 pm

wuchan wrote:Ota! haha.

Lots of factories, lots of brazilians, and believe it or not, quite a bit of petty crime. Toyota stalled production and will probably make some cuts when they resume putting the brazilians out of work.

Good luck.

What do you mean by "petty crime"? Shoplifting and such? What about Home breakins? Any fear of that?

by **wuchan** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:32 pm

Grasshopper1 wrote:What do you mean by "petty crime"? Shoplifting and such? What about Home breakins? Any fear of that?

Ota reminds me of dorchester without the guns. I do a fair amount of work with the companies that have factories up there. It doesn't bother me too much, probably because I grew up in the city, but the Japanese people who run the factories won't live there. If you're teaching Engrish you probably won't have anything worth breaking into your house for.

by **Grasshopper1** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:07 pm

I grew up in DFW, so not unfamiliar with big cities. The ESL stab was low man, low. Just wondered if there was any "real" crimes going on. I doubt its worse than walking through Oak Cliff at night. Guess I should be more specific with, if I bought a moped, you think anyone would steal it?

by **FG Lurker** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:00 pm

Grasshopper1 wrote:Guess I should be more specific with, if I bought a moped, you think anyone would steal it?

Bikes, scooters (mopeds), and umbrellas are probably the most commonly stolen things in Japan.

by **wuchan** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:03 pm

Grasshopper1 wrote:I grew up in DFW, so not unfamiliar with big cities. The ESL stab was low man, low. Just wondered if there was any "real" crimes going on. I doubt its worse than walking through Oak Cliff at night. Guess I should be more specific with, if I bought a moped, you think anyone would steal it?

Wasn't an insult. If you are a FG living in Ota you either assemble cars or teach Engrish. You seem to speak english so 1+1=2. Engrish teachers make about 3 million yen a year. After taxes, food, nenkin, rent, furniture for your place,weekly train rides into tokyo, bar tabs, and love hotels there won't be much left. You also have to keep in mind that you need to have about $2k US for an escape fund.

FG Lurker wrote:Bikes, scooters (mopeds), and umbrellas are probably the most commonly stolen things in Japan.

QFT

I don't recall ever buying an umbrella.

by **HipposInTanks** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:08 pm

Greji, you ever been with a girl that looks like your avatar?

by **Greji** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:34 am

HipposInTanks wrote:Greji, you ever been with a girl that looks like your avatar?

Yup! Picked him up in Shinjuku 2 Come......
:cool:

by **HipposInTanks** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:02 am

Nice. Here's a little gift from me to everyone:
VIDEO [MOD EDIT: NSFW video]

by **Rube** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:00 pm

After these recent happenings I got curious about the reaction and opinions of other gaijins was so I visted a few "news" sites and to be honest was very dissapointed so then I thought I'd join a Japan forum, but it turned out to be people who used to live here, or love it, or think j-pop and pokemon rock.

After a few more searches I found this place and thought the name was awesome.

Twice happily married American male with 2 great kids in shougakkou. I work in the entertainment industy so I don't use English that much 'cept for a few friends. My kids hate English.

Anyway just hoping to find some interesting and honest conversation.

by **Marked Trail** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:30 pm

Rube wrote: ...My kids hate English...

Now dats "f*cked".
Welcome aboard!:p

by **garterbelt3098** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:34 pm

Hello guys, I joined here because I am fucking sick of being a hiki for 2 years in Japan. The problem is, I don't know where to start socializing. Any advice for me?

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