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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:42 pm

garterbelt3098 wrote:...I am fucking sick of being a hiki for 2 years in Japan. The problem is, I don't know where to start socializing...
Are ya buying?:drunk:
Are ya wearing that garterbelt[color="Silver"]waist[/color]3098[color="silver"]mm[/color]?
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Postby garterbelt3098 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:50 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Are ya buying?:drunk:
Are ya wearing that garterbelt[color="Silver"]waist[/color]3098[color="silver"]mm[/color]?



Buying??

LOL.No
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:07 pm

garterbelt3098 wrote:Hello guys, I joined here because I am fucking sick of being a hiki for 2 years in Japan. The problem is, I don't know where to start socializing. Any advice for me?


reddit works good when you feel low...
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Postby garterbelt3098 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:43 pm

^^Reddit, what's that?
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:13 pm

garterbelt3098 wrote:^^Reddit, what's that?

:rofl: You'll never see the light of day again. http://reddit.com/
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Postby Proxy » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:44 am

garterbelt3098 wrote:Hello guys, I joined here because I am fucking sick of being a hiki for 2 years in Japan. The problem is, I don't know where to start socializing. Any advice for me?

i joined because i'm bored out of my mind......so, hello there!
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Postby garterbelt3098 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:08 pm

^^Sup? Hello to you too.
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Postby wuchan » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:53 am

inb4noobdigsupoldposts

oh wait...

son of a....
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Hello Foreigner.

Postby McTojo » Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:47 am

Welcome to hell!
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Postby fred » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:37 pm

I new also, but I'm only here for the free radiation "treatments". cheers.
I may have survived Three Mile Island and Fukushima.
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Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:49 pm

fred wrote:I new also, but I'm only here for the free radiation "treatments". cheers.

make sure that when you go get "treated" you go strapped. i hear that in floodsville they are doing "treatment" pretty damn cheep now days.

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Postby QuantumRider » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:53 pm

Hey all,

Stumbled on this site on a google search on J. Crew charity T-shirts.

Grew up and lived on the east coast of the US for close to 30 years, then moved to the land of the rising sun a number of years ago.

Am married to a Japanese lady and have two kids and a mortgage now.

If any of you are guitarists, I am registered at the Jackson Charvel Forum with the same handle.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:42 am

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Welcome to FG!
I've met you a couple of times....I think. My GF adores you!!!!
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Postby QuantumRider » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:43 am

Thanks for the welcome, Cat from Japan!

I live and work in Kanagawa, and have not been to many gaijin hangouts in Roppongi. Are you sure you're thinking of the right guy?
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Postby IparryU » Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:34 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:QR
Welcome to FG!
I've met you a couple of times....I think. My GF adores you!!!!

QuantumRider, so new and you already have senior FGs giving you their yellow beavers... You are on top man.

But I tell ya, if you get some of Greji's goats, then you are in fame. Cant imagine what I had to do to even get a touch...
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Postby Greji » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:27 pm

IparryU wrote:if you get some of Greji's goats, then you are in fame.

That's easy! They're everywhere from Walmarts on......
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Postby james » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:00 pm

FG Lurker wrote::rofl: You'll never see the light of day again. http://reddit.com/


and for some japan-related goodness, check out the japan subreddit Image
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Postby dimwit » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:51 pm

Greji wrote:That's easy! They're everywhere from Walmarts on......
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Sending your great grandchildren out to milk for you again?
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Postby Hello Kitty Ho Stroll » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:30 pm

Hi Everyone. I found your site by searching for for Michi Nogami . Nice to meet you all.:star:
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Postby stilicho25 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:28 pm

Hello.
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Postby McTojo » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:17 am

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll wrote:Hi Everyone. I found your site by searching for for Michi Nogami . Nice to meet you all.:star:


Are you a nice pussy, Kitty?
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:39 pm

McTojo wrote:Are you a nice pussy, Kitty?
I'll bet that line works on all the girls jukujos. :shake:
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Postby McTojo » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:54 pm

BigInJapan wrote:I'll bet that line works on all the girls jukujos. :shake:


Yeah, I'm not a pedo. Here kitty kitty kitty! McPapa's got a nice lickity stick for ya'
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Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:44 am

McTojo wrote:Yeah, I'm not a pedo. Here kitty kitty kitty! McPapa's got a nice lickity stick for ya'


I guess you are not exactly familiar with cats anatomy either...

(cat tong's... nearly as lethal as Giger's Aliens twin popout jaws)
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Postby matsuki » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:34 pm

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby IparryU » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:35 pm

that or crooked, fang tooth teeth bjs.... not cool... just not fucking cool
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:42 pm

IparryU wrote:that or crooked, fang tooth teeth bjs.... not cool... just not fucking cool


You're talking about BJs from J-girls, right?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:39 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You're talking about BJs from J-girls, right?


I hope, because if he's assuming my cat's have bad teeth I'm gunna punch him if the face...

(and show the vet bills for dental works... If you think hooman dentist are expensive... don't try to go to a vet hoping it's gunna be cheaper)
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Postby IparryU » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:06 am

Coligny wrote:I hope, because if he's assuming my cat's have bad teeth I'm gunna punch him if the face...

(and show the vet bills for dental works... If you think hooman dentist are expensive... don't try to go to a vet hoping it's gunna be cheaper)

i meant the j-girls... but if you like it from the guys... same situation.

Coligny... of course i did not mean your wonderful butyiful pussy... it has very nice teeth and never has scratched me once
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:46 pm

IparryU wrote:Coligny... of course i did not mean your wonderful butyiful pussy... it has very nice teeth and never has scratched me once
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Ahhh, come on IPU! Don't goat, I mean goad, me on....

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