Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:39 pm

Hey, did anyone see this month's Tokyo Metro "manner" poster featuring me standing on crutches in front of a shit-eating couple lounging on the "Courtesy Seats"?

http://www.tokyometro.jp/anshin/kaiteki/poster/manner_200902.html

They ought to know that those seats are reserved for aliens. :eye:

by **Takechanpoo** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:33 pm

by **Iraira** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:16 am

by **james** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:09 am

is anyone else here mildly insulted by the fact they see the need to make those signs bilingual? myself included, my experience has been that it's not the english speaking foreigners who need to be reminded of the seats' purpose.

frankly it's sad that courtesy seats are even needed. if there's some old dood, some pregnant woman with little kids, some bald-headed dood with crutches or some old exhausted goat-shagger who reeks of his most recent escapade, it just seems that it'd be common manners to let them sit, regardless if one is in a "courtesy" seat or not.

seriously, wtf is wrong with people that they need this explicitly spelled out?

by **wuchan** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:43 am

by **Visitor K** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:51 am

Taro Toporific wrote:

thats kind of creepy. it looks like you are stalking them.

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:02 am

Takechanpoo wrote:
. . . (Preference seat) means although you can sit down on it, if you see dotards, pregnants and handicappteds, hand over it to them. . .

Why do handicapped teds get preference?

Is this a Japan thing?

:confused:

by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:45 am

Taro Toporific wrote:They ought to know that those seats are reserved for aliens.

BELIEVE

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:34 am

james wrote:or some old exhausted goat-shagger who reeks of his most recent escapade

I, ahhh, I mean most of those types always stand on the train. I, I mean they, can't get both hands into action if they're seated....
:bukkake:

by **sublight** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:43 pm

james wrote:is anyone else here mildly insulted by the fact they see the need to make those signs bilingual? myself included, my experience has been that it's not the english speaking foreigners who need to be reminded of the seats' purpose.

That doesn't bug me much, since almost everything else is bilingual, too.

The one that gets under my skin is how, of all the signs that the conbinis put out front, the only ones in other languages are the security camera and police watch announcements.

by **amdg** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:28 pm

sublight wrote:That doesn't bug me much, since almost everything else is bilingual, too.

The one that gets under my skin is how, of all the signs that the conbinis put out front, the only ones in other languages are the security camera and police watch announcements.

Or banks, whose only English signs are "security cameras in operation" or some other warning.

by **Mulboyne** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:46 pm

Yes, it's a photoshop job but it amused me.

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:34 pm

by **AlbertSiegel** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:19 pm

wow... what a bunch of losers... How much do you think this will improve their chances compared with internet ads?

by **Takechanpoo** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:06 pm

by **Mulboyne** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:49 pm

by **6810** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:34 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:

WTF? What's the story behind that?

by **Gilligan** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:58 pm

6810 wrote:WTF? What's the story behind that?

Do you REALLY want to know?

by **yakitori** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:14 pm

Are they changing her daiper?

by **Marked Trail** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:49 pm

6810 wrote:WTF? What's the story behind that?

Demented machine-translation makes it much more fun...

Knuckles.TV wrote:
Defectiveness foreigners aiming at a Japanese gal having too much half buttocks, underwear-maru vanity, bare exposure between the crotch!
Tokyo's real hard knob! -- A street photo diary of the Darkness!
Except that aim at a too defenseless Japanese gal]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3273555985_93cfc37d17_o.jpg[/img]
Abnormality is still abnormality both because this woman was flippant.

by **Gilligan** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:57 pm

[quote="Marked Trail"] Demented machine-translation makes it much more fun...

Defectiveness foreigners aiming at a Japanese gal having too much half buttocks, underwear-maru vanity, bare exposure between the crotch!
Tokyo's real hard knob! -- A street photo diary of the Darkness!
Except that aim at a too defenseless Japanese gal]

So are you saying that Take is a "demented machine-translator"?

by **wuchan** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:19 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:

she told her pimp that business has been slow so he called a conference to do an on the spot inspection of the goods.

by **GuyJean** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:46 pm

Is that Google Street View? Kick down the coordinates.

GJ

by **The Goat** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:38 am

I was thinking Fat Bastard.

Taro Toporific wrote:E. Honda of Street Fighter

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:06 pm

via Reuters Pictures - Daylife - Mon, Feb 16, 2009

by **Mulboyne** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:40 pm

by **Takechanpoo** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:45 pm

by **GuyJean** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:47 pm

Canadian shot of the day?...

GJ

by **Greji** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:53 am

by **Mulboyne** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:48 am

Kyoko Kano is currently promoting her new film, Il Vento e le Rose, which she also produced. Here are shots of her traumatizing two Italian actors in scenes from the movie.

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