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FAO Choko

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:31 pm

matsuki wrote:I blew off this one girl a few weeks ago, she got mad and did her "I'll never date you" dance over that and then once more because I dared speak English to her when she called. (she's fluent but apparently she had some sabetsu issues in Canada and hearing English reminded her of it...Kuro, I'm seeing a trend) I deleted her convo on LINE each and every time she said "I don't like you" in one way or another. She kept coming back and it was only inevitable that eventually she wanted to meet up on a day I had nothing better to do. Few hours later and she's wanting to go for round 6...but we're just friends. Next weekend she wants to go to Costco so I let her tag along...this time she's pushing round 7. (even with viagra, what's point if you go numb at round 4 or 5?) Suddenly, she wants to talk about the future and hold hands. (I tempted fate twice, there won't be a third time) Anyhow, crazy bitches are far from predictable unless the prediction simply is "this will not end well."


And you think she's the crazy one!?
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby wagyl » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:45 pm

I hope I'm confused, and it is not the case that Matsuki feels the need to use little blue lozenges as a crutch because his romance is lacking that little something.

This conversation is really skating on thin ice. I want to drag it back on topic


If Matsuki hasn't learned by now that the crazy never gets better, only worse, and it never ends well, then I suppose he never will. The only solution, and I mean only, is to get away and keep away. To be strictly adhered to.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:11 pm

wagyl wrote:I hope I'm confused, and it is not the case that Matsuki feels the need to use little blue lozenges as a crutch because his romance is lacking that little something.


Quite the opposite...just saying there's nothing wrong with tapping out after going numb when she wants to marathon. (a little blue pill won't enhance anything)

wagyl wrote:If Matsuki hasn't learned by now that the crazy never gets better, only worse, and it never ends well, then I suppose he never will. The only solution, and I mean only, is to get away and keep away. To be strictly adhered to.


Hi, my name is Matsuki...and I'm an addict...

Seriously though, I left out a few personal details as to why this one was not quite as risky as it seems. Yeah, I made an exception...but I do try to steer clear of the crazy.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:41 pm

matsuki wrote:Seriously though, I left out a few personal details as to why this one was not quite as risky as it seems.


Risky or not why would you want to deal with a wishy-washy head case?
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Coligny » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:51 pm

They apparently sold a second one of those things...

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:35 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
matsuki wrote:Seriously though, I left out a few personal details as to why this one was not quite as risky as it seems.


Risky or not why would you want to deal with a wishy-washy head case?


One of those with a body that you just can't say no to. Extraction plan worked so I don't have a vengeful bitch after me once I decided not to continue.

Coligny wrote:They apparently sold a second one of those things...

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My Jetpack is bigger :evil:

Funny he's rockin' the Europlate without swapping to all the OPEL badges like most seem to do. I just dropped mine off for what I think will be it's last shakken. Going to get beat into the ground over the next year or so with my construction...then it's time for a real Subaru? Toyota? Whatever the case, something with the ground clearance....
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun May 08, 2016 7:38 pm

Matsuki, the last girl has your name written all over her.

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Coligny » Sun May 08, 2016 8:44 pm

Dood, anything with a vagina "has his name written all over her."
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sun May 08, 2016 8:47 pm

Glad, I am old and out of this game :D
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Sun May 08, 2016 9:52 pm

Suffer?!...well, at least she's honest? (but talk about a red flag! Bitches be crazy!!)

Possibly inspired by「僕のヤバイ妻」???



Which is basically a terrible j-dorama ripoff of the movie "Gone Girl." (Even the locals are chiming in "WTF? It's just Gone Girl in Japan.") I hope Gillian Flynn finds herself a good J-lawyer...
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Re: FAO Choko

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:59 pm

Right now my weekends are more like...



...just with slightly less fail
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:06 pm

Native Americans Get Shot By Cops at an Astonishing Rate

Nearly 100 people demonstrated in downtown Denver earlier this week after police there shot and killed 35-year-old Paul Castaway on July 12. Police said the man was coming towards an officer with a knife, but his family and witnesses on the scene dispute those claims and say he was pointing the knife toward himself.

The shooting comes a little more than a month after two Denver Police officers were cleared in the shooting death of Jessie Hernandez, a 17-year-old girl killed in January when the officers fired into a stolen car she was supposedly driving toward them in an alley.

According to his mother, Castaway struggled with schizophrenia and alcoholism. Witnesses say he was holding a knife to his own throat and didn't threaten officers, according to the Denver Post. Castaway was shot four times and died later that night. Denver Police Department spokesman, Sonny Jackson, told the Post that the department is reviewing the incident, and that the officers involved will be named soon.

Castaway was a Lakota Sioux. His death brings up a rarely-discussed aspect of the ongoing conversation around police brutality in the United States: Native Americans are more likely than most other racial groups to be killed by police. Indian Country Today noted that according to the Center on Juvenile and Criminal Justice, a nonprofit organization that studies incarceration and criminal justice issues, police kill Native Americans at a higher rate than any other ethnic group.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:34 pm

I wonder how the race of the cops that shooting breaks down...my my guess is that it's not as overwhelmingly white as most assume...not that it should matter either way but since we're looking at racial bias stats might as well check out both sides.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:52 am

matsuki wrote:I wonder how the race of the cops that shooting breaks down...my my guess is that it's not as overwhelmingly white as most assume...


I'm betting 100% human.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:56 pm

Don't be sure...the new trend is death by robot delivered bomb.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:42 am

matsuki wrote:I wonder how the race of the cops that shooting breaks down...my my guess is that it's not as overwhelmingly white as most assume...not that it should matter either way but since we're looking at racial bias stats might as well check out both sides.


I wonder what percentage are shot by tribal police who can be real dicks.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:11 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
matsuki wrote:I wonder how the race of the cops that shooting breaks down...my my guess is that it's not as overwhelmingly white as most assume...not that it should matter either way but since we're looking at racial bias stats might as well check out both sides.


I wonder what percentage are shot by tribal police who can be real dicks.


Definitely...they all need body cams and tazers though.
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FAO Matsuki

Postby Russell » Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:18 pm

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby legion » Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:27 pm

I'd just like to say I object to semi naked men flaunting themselves in public
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Russell » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:13 pm

legion wrote:I'd just like to say I object to semi naked men flaunting themselves in public

Well OK, because you ask for it...

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby wangta » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:31 pm

kurogane wrote:
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From what I have seen of that Japanese reaction to discrimination suffered it seems to me to be a mirror of White Hysteria as exemplified by He Who I Shall Not Honour with A Name, or that Youtube pantywetter Ryan Boundless. My theory is that it's their first time as a minority and they can't deal with not being the default standard. I have heard one or two stories of genuine racism or bigotry but most of their anecdotes seem to revolve around the fact that the natives acknowledge that they're Japanese rather than natives of that wherever, and then the fuse goes off. IOW, it's distinction vs. discrimination of the real sort (not the BS excuse sort). Most Japanese I know and hang out withat home kind of dig that as long as it's not creepy Anime/Manga fan crap, but they're smart enough to know that even if they change passports they're not Canadian the same way I am. As I do in reverse when here, not that it's the same thing.


Agree with much of this but in the J lady's case I'd say it's similar to what I've seen in Oz. Some Japanese can't believe they're not special in Oz and other western countries cause they love to think they are incredibly different and far above Chinese, Koreans etc. Whereas in fact even living here in J land for some time, its easy to spot Japanese who look precisely like Chinese because originally a long time ago they were from the same area and were ethnically more or less identical.

But don't hurt the J person's ego or destroy their delusions by pointing that fact out. Same goes for some similarities to Koreans. Ryan Brainless is an extreme example of the ne'r do well gaijin floating around, doesn't want to go back to the US because has been away so long and might be brought crashing down to earth, doesn't want to give the natives of any country he wanders to any credit.

I can understand some of his gripes re Japan and J people but he also 'escaped to make a new life in Thailand' and within a few days was bitching about Thai people and their culture etc etc. How terrible they and it were. And then left. Then he wanted to go and make a new life in China but that never happened. Just as well for him.

If he can't handle fairly civilised although at times incredibly annoying and hypocritical Japan or handle living so cheaply in Thailand w/out having any employment, I suppose he'd end up going insane and be picked up by the authorities in China.

As for Matsuki, come on man, are you that desperate for a root that you have anything to do with the J trash/unstable annoying fuck-witted J girls/women that are around? Even the apparently normal J women hold their men, gaijin and Japanese, to ransom when they get married and start having no sex esp when the children are born.

Sorry, J women are no prizes, many of them. Superficial, hypocritical, unstable, and not well informed of life or current news. There are better female alternatives.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby Russell » Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:26 pm

wangta wrote:There are better female alternatives.

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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:29 pm

wangta wrote:As for Matsuki, come on man, are you that desperate for a root that you have anything to do with the J trash/unstable annoying fuck-witted J girls/women that are around? Even the apparently normal J women hold their men, gaijin and Japanese, to ransom when they get married and start having no sex esp when the children are born.

Sorry, J women are no prizes, many of them. Superficial, hypocritical, unstable, and not well informed of life or current news. There are better female alternatives.


I'm too busy to mess with crazy lately. Not that it stopped crazy from messing with me...but I simply don't have the time I used to.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby wagyl » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:30 pm

Combining your skills
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:50 am

Looks soooo much fun but he needs a naked whore on his back for the full monty.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:06 pm

wangta wrote:As for Matsuki, come on man, are you that desperate for a root that you have anything to do with the J trash/unstable annoying fuck-witted J girls/women that are around?


Don't know about Matsuki, but I am...
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby wangta » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:26 pm

And on this subject, where is Samurai Jerk? Was he fatally stabbed by one of the lemurs he brought home?
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby matsuki » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:38 pm

wangta wrote:And on this subject, where is Samurai Jerk? Was he fatally stabbed by one of the lemurs he brought home?


He's probably on the beach in Vietnam somewhere, surrounded by lemurs.
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Re: FAO Choko

Postby wuchan » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:45 pm

Matuski,

You ever pull a chick from open skate? I went today and there were groups of chicks in in their 30's all done up and no men with them.
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