J-Babe Appreciation Thread (semi-SFW)

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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:24 am

LesTalk wrote:Happy Valentine
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I'll just leave this here (in reference to the "volcano of love" in the Hooters ad):

1. love volcano
A sexual position. Which requires some setup
First ejaculate into your lovers anus.
Then take a straw and blow smoke up their rectum. Finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the semen flows out like lava from a volcano.
I gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week... and then put the video on youtube. WEE!!!!!

2. love volcano
The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December.
First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:16 am

had a meeting there a week or so ago. one of my friends bought the magazine and the girl who "sold it" was the center fold...

and goddamn! she had a body that did not match the rest of the oobaly aboloy girls there...

note that the really hot girls in the magazine are hired models and do not work (nor have worked) at hooters.
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Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:59 am

LOL, "Let's Challenge!"

Sometimes I think the shitty Engrish here just serves to further embarrass and discourage J-men from speaking English.
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Postby 2p2er » Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:55 am

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This is outstanding. More and/or source?
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Postby 2p2er » Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:58 am

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/36344e744e3822e40.jpg
cujojpn wrote:Oh my... Worth the repost.


Oh my, yes indeed. More pls? Source?
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:03 pm

C'mon guys, gotta up your Google-fu...
(Google image search is your friend ]blog[/URL], and his Flickr account

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Postby IparryU » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:47 am

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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:42 pm

Yummmmmmm
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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:19 pm

Anyone else dig white girls?
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:40 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?


Black guys.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:27 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?


Do crazy serbs count ?

Lonnnng story bro...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:53 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?


I dig attractive women.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I dig attractive women.


Those who don't say no are not bad either...

regardless of...


hum...


whatever...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:26 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?


Only when I go through necrophiliac phases....I definitely have a preference for live women, though.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:49 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Only when I go through necrophiliac phases....I definitely have a preference for live women, though.

Hey, if it squats to piss......
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:03 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, if it squats to piss......
:bukkake:


Dood, you're not going anywhere near mah cats...

EVAR!!!
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Postby IparryU » Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:58 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?
are you asking people to get their YBF card pulled?

i dont... seriously, doesn't pique my curiosity at all...

now latinas... ya buddy.

greji wrote:Hey, if it squats to piss......
:bukkake:
what he said.

coligny wrote:Dood, you're not going anywhere near mah cats...

EVAR!!!

way too late for this one...

now the 7 cats found on train tracks makes much more sense...
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Postby matsuki » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:05 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Anyone else dig white girls?


Samurai_Jerk wrote:I dig attractive women.


SJ's got the right attitude...but usually the only attractive white chicks I come across here have night jobs and the only Japanese they speak is "kim-oi-cheee?"
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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:52 pm

Dunno... I'm quite the fan of porn, but have never bothered w/ Japanese stuff as it's so awful. There's only a few western Asians that make it into my rotation as well, and that's usually by coincidence. Something about the weird culture surrounding them, but J-girls (whether trying to look erotic [and of course looking like morons in the process], or not) just don't do it for me.

I know I'm using my broad sweeping brush here, but ya... it's almost Friday.

EDIT: Also really sick of all the cat ears and shit. I've been trying to come up w/ a phrase, like, "stuffed beastiality" but it doesn't quite have the ring I'm looking for.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:35 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:...it doesn't quite have the ring I'm looking for.


If you're looking for a ring, perhaps you'd better search for gay pron?
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:40 pm

*clicks on topic title*

*sees 1.5 pages worth of no pics*

*leaves*
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Postby cstaylor » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:39 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:I've been trying to come up w/ a phrase, like, "stuffed beastiality" but it doesn't quite have the ring I'm looking for.

How about "Cat Fapping"?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:52 pm

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Postby gaijinpunch » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:51 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If you're looking for a ring, perhaps you'd better search for gay pron?


It's in straight porn too.

How about "Cat Fapping"?


Haha -- nice.

I think the sum up is, Japanese culture in general over values "cute" and I'm going to go out on a limb and say immaturity... in both men and women, in erotica and outside. Not my bag. While there are hot 18 year olds out there, I prefer women, not girls.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:23 am

gaijinpunch wrote:J-girls (whether trying to look erotic [and of course looking like morons in the process], or not) just don't do it for me.


There are cute Japanese girls but one thing they can't do is sexy. Sexy in Japan is standing pigeon toed and making duck lips.
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Postby Marked Trail » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:00 am

Tsuru wrote:*clicks on topic title*
*sees 1.5 pages worth of no pics*
*leaves*


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Postby Jack » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:00 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Dunno... I'm quite the fan of porn, but have never bothered w/ Japanese stuff as it's so awful. There's only a few western Asians that make it into my rotation as well, and that's usually by coincidence. Something about the weird culture surrounding them, but J-girls (whether trying to look erotic [and of course looking like morons in the process], or not) just don't do it for me.

I know I'm using my broad sweeping brush here, but ya... it's almost Friday.

EDIT: Also really sick of all the cat ears and shit. I've been trying to come up w/ a phrase, like, "stuffed beastiality" but it doesn't quite have the ring I'm looking for.


What a fucktard.
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:49 pm

Jack wrote:What a fucktard.

You looking in the mirror, or something?
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:02 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:...

Marked Trail wrote:...
Thank you!
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Postby gaijinpunch » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:42 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:There are cute Japanese girls but one thing they can't do is sexy. Sexy in Japan is standing pigeon toed and making duck lips.


I call them newborn giraffe legs.

In the set above, I'd say the last one is kind of sexy, but I'm thrown off by the decor of the home. Carpet... disco sofa... I don't think the photo is from Japan.

What a fucktard.


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