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Postby Behan » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:57 pm

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Who cares if Hanshin ever wins again, chuck that stinky gaijin back in the river.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:26 pm

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Postby Behan » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:54 pm

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Those boys at FG have me all wrong. I'm ALWAYS [color="Red"]HOT[/color]!!!
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:17 pm

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http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?p=244461#post244461

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:21 pm

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"Pull my finger."
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:54 pm

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Smell the Glove
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:45 pm

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Come here little boy.. would you like a lolly* little boy?



*also known as candy for you North American-ites.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:50 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Come here little boy.. would you like a lolly* little boy?


Isn't that a pedophile pick-up line?
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Postby wuchan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:24 am

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Don't think I'm hot? Come here and......


still not hot.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:25 am

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Listen: Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Woah-oh-oh, closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you love to hear:
I'm a squirter.
"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it - 'cause we Japanese are talkin' progress!"
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:14 am

Catoneinutica wrote:Listen: Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Woah-oh-oh, closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you love to hear:
I'm a squirter.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Catoneinutica again.

Fucking knew it, you could by tell just looking at her.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:05 am

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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:29 am


He expects me to screw him for this trinket?
My boob job cost a thousand times more than this piece of shit.
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Postby nottu » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:34 am

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:08 pm



WTF? Who'd send me nose ring for a goat?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:15 pm



I give out my pretty little pink box and this is all I get in return...a pretty little pink box? :shock:
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:55 pm



This is a nipple ring!! WTF is he trying to tell me? :roll3:
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Postby nottu » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:10 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:27 am

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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:53 pm

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Postby Tsuru » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:14 pm

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"Plus, it's British."
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Postby osopolar » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:07 pm

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don't hate. masturbate.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:30 pm

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I've got to shut my mouth because Osopolar keeps posting raunchy pics that make me want to cum..
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu May 13, 2010 8:53 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 19, 2010 2:00 am

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Postby Midwinter » Wed May 19, 2010 2:05 am

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I hope these pants weren't made in China...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 19, 2010 2:29 am

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Kancho!
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Postby Bucky » Wed May 19, 2010 4:49 am

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Hey Doc, you pilfering my pix?
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Postby oyajikun » Wed May 19, 2010 6:57 am

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Whoa!! Check it out, this midget is badass!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 19, 2010 8:54 am

Bucky wrote:Hey Doc, you pilfering my pix?
Yep! I'm hotlinking to your My Images.
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