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Postby osopolar » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:43 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:45 pm

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Postby Adhesive » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:06 am

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LOL, the funny thing is that in Japan the one on the right probably sold-out first.
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I know, I know, it's not really a Japanese "Sign".

Postby Marked Trail » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:37 pm

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Postby compositecurry » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:36 pm

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Glad to hear it. Somewhere between Hankyu Mikuni and Higashi-Mikuni, if memory serves.
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Postby Marked Trail » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:21 pm

Ok, ok, I confess...I don't get the joke (which I assume is in the Japanese text).

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Glad to hear it. Somewhere between Hankyu Mikuni and Higashi-Mikuni, if memory serves.
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Postby Ketou » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:47 pm

Marked Trail wrote:Ok, ok, I confess...I don't get the joke (which I assume is in the Japanese text).


Try the logo.
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Postby Marked Trail » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:01 pm

Ketou wrote:Try the logo.
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[SIZE="4"]Do'h!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:47 pm

Not really a sign, but a friend saw a kid wearing the same sort of T-shirt as this today in Tokyo....

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Postby compositecurry » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:35 am

Marked Trail wrote:Ok, ok, I confess...I don't get the joke (which I assume is in the Japanese text).

I was just thinking, "protected by ASS". Well thank f#$% for that.
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:51 am

Never seen one of these before:

http://www.twitvid.com/7B632
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:30 pm

This Japanese sign was photographed by a friend in Switzerland.
"Hi and welcome, or else!"
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:32 pm

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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:59 pm

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Whoa, deja vu. No word of a lie, about 15 years ago while riding the train I actually saw a short Japanese guy in his 60's grab two of the rings, then he smoothly pulled his feet up and over his head, did a 360 and landed lightly back on the floor. He let go of the rings like nothing had happened. My guess is he was a gymnast way back when, but it was sure not something you see everyday.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:40 pm

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Spotted by redjoe.
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Postby Midwinter » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:05 pm

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Spotted by redjoe.


LOL that's just pure awesome. I wonder if they serve Japanese clam as well?
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Postby Ketou » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:14 pm

That's one way to deal with the Brazilians....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 am

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They conducted a scientific research a few years ago on Toribia no Izumi and found that each of those train hand straps can hold up to over 300 kg.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:38 am

IkemenTommy wrote:They conducted a scientific research a few years ago on Toribia no Izumi and found that each of those train hand straps can hold up to over 300 kg.


Christ, I saw the same show...good trivia...use it on the locals.
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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:37 pm

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Postby sublight » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:28 pm

Shot this one this morning on the way to work.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:54 pm

sublight wrote:Shot this one this morning on the way to work.

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I wonder if this service means on a slow day you only get "raped" because of the reduction in speed...?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:45 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I wonder if this service means on a slow day you only get "raped" because of the reduction in speed...?

The company exists:
http://sa.item.rakuten.co.jp/kyotonya/a/jaz0059-2009082215/
Well, I wouldn't really call it legit by all standards if the only hit I found was on Rakuten.
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Postby 2triky » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:52 am

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true.. how true..

Postby osopolar » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:26 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:21 pm

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Hey, that used to be my avatar.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:54 pm

These are not "signs" per se but movie posters--some are [color="Red"]semiNSFW.[/color]

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Postby Marked Trail » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:25 am

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Postby osopolar » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:34 am

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Postby osopolar » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:15 pm

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