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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:52 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Yeah, right....Kiwis put the baa into "baad sex." What more can you expect from a nation whose national anthem is "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep?

Sheep are an easier shag than skippy.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:31 pm

Greji wrote:Sheep are an easier shag than skippy.....
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Not the peanut butter version...
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:44 pm

Greji wrote:Sheep are an easier shag than skippy.....

Aw, I figured you'd like at least as much kick in your partners as in your tequila... :p
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:50 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Not the peanut butter version...


Or even worse, both combined....without peanut butter the world would have alot less sandwiches and bestiality.
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:29 pm

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Little Greji's test results were a sign of things to come...
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:15 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Little Greji's test results were a sign of things to come...

You should have seen my grades in "Show and Tell!"
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Postby bidayuhboy » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:52 pm

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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:18 pm

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...before Greji came to Japan?
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:49 am

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Greji's great-great-grandson visits the Apple Store. Story and video here.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:54 am

FG Lurker wrote:Greji's great-great-grandson visits the Apple Store.

You can see the family resemblance clearly in this picture.....
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:28 pm

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Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:44 pm

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A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse. ....

The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardai are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual.


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Postby Greji » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:31 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:8O

".....The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardai are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual......"

That means the dog walks, right?
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Suicidal Bears and Goats are so gayly Japanese

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:54 am

Iwate local train hits bear, then goat
Japan Times, Aug 28, 2011
A local train in Iwate Prefecture collided with a bear Saturday morning and, after restarting, ploughed into a serow goat, East Japan Railway Co.'s Morioka office said. No passengers were injured, but the accidents proved fatal for the two animals, the JR East office said. The disruption to services caused two rapid trains on the line to be canceled, affecting about 220 passengers, it said....
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Postby IparryU » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:02 am

Greji wrote:That means the dog walks, right?
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in america... yes as it was consensual and did not know about the allergy the counterpart had.

the man however, would get the blame for manslaughter, animal cruelty, and bestiality* (quite sure for California, but this is standard for statuous law states... not common law states)

but where this incident took place... sounds like he is getting 2 hits and that is it.
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Girls steal goat from zoo, caught taking it for late night walk

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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:26 am



Maybe, but it could also be some of my kids. I'm still firing on all cylinders for your information and it's obvious they got good taste! Youse never knows.....
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:04 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:17 pm

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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:57 pm

Not often sankaku makes me vomit... but it was one of those case...
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Postby bidayuhboy » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:46 am

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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:20 am

bidayuhboy wrote:Thanks smokey

Also known as "3 minutes in the mind of Greji"

I think I need a shower...
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:50 am

Coligny wrote:Also known as "3 minutes in the mind of Greji"

I think I need a shower...

That German sheppard was way hotter than Buraku's dog!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:47 am

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Postby Typhoon » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:53 am

On the horns of a dilema . . .

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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:25 am

Typhoon wrote:On the horns of a dilema . . .

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hold off with the pedo pics man... 2 lil kidds with grown ups is a no no...
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:37 pm

IparryU wrote:hold off with the pedo pics man... 2 lil kidds with grown ups is a no no...
Ahh, comeon man! Just when it got me breathing hard....
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Postby bidayuhboy » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:35 am

Looks like the makings of a good weekend, smokes, booze, a willing partner or 2, some lube, and some extracurricular devices...

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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:33 am

bidayuhboy wrote:Looks like the makings of a good weekend, smokes, booze, a willing partner or 2, some lube, and some extracurricular devices...

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i hope the goat wasn't cheap and picked up some smokes and booze for greji...

who is the paparazzi following greji around? wify gettin jealous of all the gaotaction?
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