Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

[2triky]

Wasn't sure whether this should be in random gaijin or random nihonjin, so since Putin was the guest and PM looks so......anyway.

Why does the Sori Daijin look like ET in that picture? Freaky.

[OKLAHOMA]

Take enough pictures of anyone and you can make them look stupid.

What's up with you sophomoric clowns?

You seem to to be only a few years removed from frat-house hijinks.

[Bucky]

Take enough pictures of anyone and you can make them look stupid.

What's up with you sophomoric clowns?

You seem to to be only a few years removed from frat-house hijinks.

Oklahoma, you know if you just left you wouldn't have to read all the sophomoric drivel going on here. Just think, you'd be happy you wouldn't know what was going on here and everyone else here would be pleased not having to read moronic posts.

Do yourself a favor pal and move on.

[Iraira]

Take enough pictures of anyone and you can make them look stupid.

What's up with you sophomoric clowns?

You seem to to be only a few years removed from frat-house hijinks.

you are so my little bitch. I command you to post more, my little bitch....c'mon.

[sillygirl]

Take enough pictures of anyone and you can make them look stupid.

What's up with you sophomoric clowns?

You seem to to be only a few years removed from frat-house hijinks.

Did you have a sense of humour before you came to Japan?

Lighten up man...

[FG Lurker]

Did you have a sense of humour before you came to Japan?

Maybe customs seized it when he arrived...

[Coligny]

you are so my little bitch. I command you to post more, my little bitch....c'mon.

Ok, don't move people, I bring the donkey, the powertools and the handycam. I think we're close to the jackpot.

[Yokohammer]

You seem to to be only a few years removed from frat-house hijinks.

You seem to be about one generation removed from slobbering neanderthal.

[6810]

Pics, for gods' sake (lower case and plural intentional), PICS!!!

And just so you can't accuse me of wasting my time...



No idea who or what this is - Just JET Japan-ed in google...

[Marked Trail]

[2triky]

Sorry this isn't Japan related but I had to share this photo:

[james]

Sorry this isn't Japan related but I had to share this photo:

i think we can give you a waiver on that. i'm still chuckling.

[2triky]

i think we can give you a waiver on that. i'm still chuckling.

Yeah I thought it was pretty funny.

[Mulboyne]

Alex Ramirez of the Yomiuri Giants

[wuchan]

Alex Ramirez of the Yomiuri Giants

wow gaijin are buying into the flu thing

but:

if you know that you're going to be around someone with swine flu, such as a loved one, a mask might be warranted. But otherwise, that's not the most effective strategy for preventing swine flu because you don't catch most respiratory viruses from people coughing in your face.

[Greji]

wow gaijin are buying into the flu thing

but:

The girls from my office, our affiliates and our government connections have been hitting the road all over town for the last three days, trying to buy those flu burglar masks and they're sold out everywhere....

[2triky]

The girls from my office, our affiliates and our government connections have been hitting the road all over town for the last three days, trying to buy those flu burglar masks and they're sold out everywhere....

[TennoChinko]

wow gaijin are buying into the flu thing

but:

I don't think the guy had a choice. The team probably made him as almost all other baseball teams are ordering their staff and players.

[BO-SENSEI]

When I should up to work today I saw a mask sitting on my desk, ain't no way in hell you are going to catch me wearing one of those.

[Greji]

When I should up to work today I saw a mask sitting on my desk, ain't no way in hell you are going to catch me wearing one of those.

At least you got a mask. At my age they leave classified listings for undertakers on the desk.....

[Yokohammer]

Ain't no way in hell you're going to catch me *not* wearing a mask on the trains and in crowded public places until this mess blows over!

In the trains there's always at least one inconsiderate fuck who's coughing and hacking in my direction without covering his or her mouth. Just the other day it was an obasan who sat next to me and decided to stare at me from a distance of about 20 centimeters for the entire trip while coughing in my face every couple of minutes. Then there's the tired looking asswipe hanging from the straps right above me, wracked by ferocious coughing spasms that can only be showering me and everyone else in the vicinity with vile bacilli.

Oh, and I suppose I should mention the clerk at the conbini who was spluttering all over my food and drinks as she was stuffing them in the bag.

I'll ignore the fact that I look like a dweeb and wear the damn mask.

[FG Lurker]

Ain't no way in hell you're going to catch me *not* wearing a mask on the trains and in crowded public places until this mess blows over!

In the trains there's always at least one inconsiderate fuck who's coughing and hacking in my direction without covering his or her mouth. Just the other day it was an obasan who sat next to me and decided to stare at me from a distance of about 20 centimeters for the entire trip while coughing in my face every couple of minutes. Then there's the tired looking asswipe hanging from the straps right above me, wracked by ferocious coughing spasms that can only be showering me and everyone else in the vicinity with vile bacilli.

Oh, and I suppose I should mention the clerk at the conbini who was spluttering all over my food and drinks as she was stuffing them in the bag.

I'll ignore the fact that I look like a dweeb and wear the damn mask.

Wearing a mask isn't going to help you avoid swine flu in any of the situations you described.

I'm not worried about this flu outbreak at the current time but I am very happy that I don't spend much time on trains -- hate the fucking things. My "commute" is a total of about 100m.

[Mulboyne]

[2triky]

[2triky]

[Samurai_Jerk]

Ain't no way in hell you're going to catch me *not* wearing a mask on the trains and in crowded public places until this mess blows over!

In the trains there's always at least one inconsiderate fuck who's coughing and hacking in my direction without covering his or her mouth. Just the other day it was an obasan who sat next to me and decided to stare at me from a distance of about 20 centimeters for the entire trip while coughing in my face every couple of minutes. Then there's the tired looking asswipe hanging from the straps right above me, wracked by ferocious coughing spasms that can only be showering me and everyone else in the vicinity with vile bacilli.

Oh, and I suppose I should mention the clerk at the conbini who was spluttering all over my food and drinks as she was stuffing them in the bag.

I'll ignore the fact that I look like a dweeb and wear the damn mask.

You should be drug out in back and shot.

[Yokohammer]

You should be drug out in back and shot.

I should be drug out in back and shot because:

a) It's totally uncool for an FG to wear a mask?
b) I'm so contagious by now I'm a threat to the FG community at large?
c) I badmouthed inconsiderate fucks who blithely spread disease in public places?
or d) Fill in your own reason _______________________.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I should be drug out in back and shot because:

a) It's totally uncool for an FG to wear a mask?
b) I'm so contagious by now I'm a threat to the FG community at large?
c) I badmouthed inconsiderate fucks who blithely spread disease in public places?
or d) Fill in your own reason _______________________.

a) of course

[Iraira]

d) As the chosen people of grand enlightenment (determined by the "ehhhh" ratio we receive for bequeathing weeeezzzzdom upon the J populace) we must step up, in the face of danger and show the J-folks that sick masks are only put a tool to run away from your problems.....metaphor for many things.

d) Pt. 2. During Winter a chick in a mask near my work smiled at me on two consecutive days. On day 3, I talked to her....she had such pretty eyes, and when she lowered the mask to speak....be polite.....she wasn't quite what I was hoping for....y'know what I mean? Hence, masks prevent full disclosure of evidence and probably are the source of the aggressive J-cop interrorgations.

[Yokohammer]

a) of course

Ah ... OK, guilty as charged.