Why Japanese guys don't give head?

[Korrito]

[Marvin Feltcher]

Sorry!

[Socratesabroad]

Curious ad. It contains several grammar mistakes which makes me wonder if it's actually legit.

[Korrito]

WTF do Americans know about f***ing English?

I, too, feel a twinge of pain whenever someone refers to my language as English.

It's time for PC speech to hit...uh, speech.

From now on, languages will be referred to in Root then Current.

Therefore, English would be:

West Germanic-English

or

West Germanic-American

[Korrito]

Curious ad. It contains several grammar mistakes which makes me wonder if it's actually legit.

Who knows, but it's topical.

http://www.mum.org/Lysol28.jpg

[Korrito]

Who knows, but it's topical.

http://www.mum.org/Lysol28.jpg

The point being, if you want someone to toot yer whistle, make sure it's clean.

[Greji]

WTF do Americans know about f***ing English?

This is strange talk from a wanker who writes his newspaper material using rather large crayons!

[Marvin Feltcher]

Sorry!

[TFG]

True, but I have to do it that way so the Americans can understand! I do use a few different colors, though, to make it a bit challenging.

ROFL:D

[Tsuru]

The guy Im with now wont. I have no idea why.

What's his excuse?

[Korrito]

What's his excuse?

Who knows.

Her whistle might be funky. A few women miss out on the clean whistle aspect of oral sex and wonder why no one ever cleans their pipes. Cooch can be seriously nasty and in a big way if soap and water hasn't been down there in a day or two.

Maybe she's not good at telling her coochhound how she likes her cooch to be cooched; not a lot of women are vocal about what is good and what isn't. Most just kinda lay there all limp and hope the man gets it. This never works.

Most men never do get it. The ones that do, do, get coached by the bearer of the cooch on what is best to drive that cooch into orbit.

For women that aren't getting their cooch cooched enough, here are a few simple rules.

1. Make sure your cooch is clean. Dirty cooch is eternally nasty cooch. This is nothing to be ashamed of, and can be remedied with a 5 minute shower.

2. Be vocal about your cooch. Does your cooch like the whole labia licking thing, and hates direct cooch stimuli? Say it out loud steer your coochee to things your cooch likes. No single person on this planet is a mind reader. Don't expect them to be. Be vocal, expressive, and moaning and pleasant about what your cooch wants and your cooch will get what it wants.

3. Anyway, communication is the root of all good cooch. Women, be vocal about your cooch, and your cooch will be cooched in ways that your never thought possible.

[kurohinge1]

True, but I have to do it that way so the Americans can understand! I do use a few different colors, though, to make it a bit challenging.

"Colours", Marvin-san, "colours" .

I appreciate that you've been "in country" a long time, so that's only a yellow card.

[Iraira]

Back to the point at hand, or shall I say "tongue in cooch". I think Samuel L. Jackson summed it up really well in True Romance,

"I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang."

[Marvin Feltcher]

Sorry!

[TFG]

Ok, here is what is necessary for the ladies whose guys won't kiss the beaver.

Find out your guys favorite flavor, cream, blueberry jam, peanut butter, cookies and cream....I personally prefer the cookies and cream, although chocolate mint chip is also wonderful but some women find it stings. Get the stuff in the house, take a shower, get changed into something sexy, open a decent bottle of wine and ply the guy with it. After half the wine has been drunk tell him to take a shower. When he comes out cover yourself in his favorite flavor and tell him to knock himself out.

If this doesn't work, drink the remainder of the wine and bludgeon the fucker with the bottle.

I was teated to this experience with a J-gal and all I can say is, GO-CHI-SO-SAMA! OKAWARI!

[Greji]

True, but I have to do it that way so the Americans can understand! I do use a few different colors, though, to make it a bit challenging.

So that's why I couldn't read it!

[emperor]

Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.

Patrick Bateman: Dont just look at it Eva, eat it....

[james]

[baka tono]

Why? Basically not interested it seems. I wash everyday, or he will even wash it too but he never wants to take it beyond that. I even poured wine over myself but he was more surprised, and worried it would damage me than excited. Bludgeoning with a wine bottle nah I would hate to end up in a Japanese jail. Ive tried the direct approach, the indirect approach, new underwear, no underwear, Ive even asked him if he was gay and nope.

I think its time to move on.

[james]

Why? Basically not interested it seems. I wash everyday, or he will even wash it too but he never wants to take it beyond that.

I think its time to move on.

man.. what's wrong with the lad.. i can't imagine *not* liking it, which seems to be the consensus here..

if you're not getting what you need, it may very well be time to move on. this might sound dumb, but has he tried it before and then said he doesn't like it? is he scared or something?

[baka tono]

He did it once with me when we first got together and he was really good but that was it. So of course I blamed myself then I remembered no other guy had a problem, so it beats the hell out of me.
Holy shit maybe its because I swear too much!

[TFG]

Why? Basically not interested it seems. I wash everyday, or he will even wash it too but he never wants to take it beyond that. I even poured wine over myself but he was more surprised, and worried it would damage me than excited. Bludgeoning with a wine bottle nah I would hate to end up in a Japanese jail. Ive tried the direct approach, the indirect approach, new underwear, no underwear, Ive even asked him if he was gay and nope.

I think its time to move on.

Dear me....Not having much luck are we.
He must really be into WASHOKU.

Have you tried TARAKO?:D


There was no bill. It was a labor of love.

[JustInJapan]

How do you chaps do it!?:confused:

Only cat i would lick is the one i marry! I know theirs all different types of woman who have different amounts of hair on their cooch, what happens if its outrageous, you still go for the goal? Licking so much pussy must become a daily kick at the cat huh? Isn't it suppose be superb if you can just use your hands to get her off?

[TFG]

How do you chaps do it!?:confused:

Only cat i would lick is the one i marry! I know theirs all different types of woman who have different amounts of hair on their cooch, what happens if its outrageous, you still go for the goal? Licking so much pussy must become a daily kick at the cat huh? Isn't it suppose be superb if you can just use your hands to get her off?

You mean after you marry her or before?
If you don't perform well, you may not get the chance to marry her.

PS: You could always invest in a lawnmower.

[John Dillinger]

Now, I understand why FG's are so popular here.
Any FG Gals had any experience with J-guys and this problem?

Get down there Takashi, just pretend it's Toro!:D

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070220p2g00m0dm023000c.html

"It's not like it's the most visually appealing area, is it?" one refusenik tells Weekly Playboy.

"All the hair gets caught between your teeth," the 27-year-old illustrator tells Weekly Playboy. "And I don't do anything down there with my fingers, either, because they end up smelling."

"If Japanese men are refusing to get between women's legs and lick, it'll be the end of Japan," Goro Tameiki, renowned adult movie auteur, tells Weekly Playboy.

First off, for a country that prides it's self on finding beauty in nearly everything, they failed bigtime in this area. Female genitals, upon more than casual perusal resemble a flower.
As for taste? As long as she practices proper hygiene there should be no problem. Even the cleanest vulva is going to have some odor and if a guy expects a woman to overcome her gag reflex to blow him, he should at least be able to handle a little muskiness.

[JustInJapan]

LOL, lawnmower(good idea), More likely ill have to do some carpet bombing!:)

I just find getting the munchies for girls to be out of question, perhaps one girl every 1 year but if your on the 3 girls a night type shit, thats just nasty!

lol, good point, before i marry her at the most.

[Tsuru]

How do you chaps do it!?:confused:

Close your eyes, imagine it's a shawarma sandwich with too much sauce on it.

[Greji]

Close your eyes, imagine it's a shawarma sandwich with too much sauce on it.

You got it Tsuru. Sometimes you got make that sauce for taste!

[TFG]

Close your eyes, imagine it's a shawarma sandwich with too much sauce on it.

LOL

What's a "Shawarma Sandwich" and is it warm?

[TFG]

Oh My....Even I wouldn't go down on a chic who looked like this. ROTFL:D