If you like that "womanly" Smell

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Fixed that for ya Hair.....

I was gonna write that, but I decided to take the piss out of him...

[McTojo]

love it.

'self published'. in other words, no one was stupid enough to publish his rubbish.

i won't even get started on how lame 'cultural immersions instructor' is. i say the word 'fuck' a lot. in 7 different languages even. does that make me a linguistics expert?

Not true at all. I had two offers to publish my books, but I chose to do it on my own because it allowed me greater control over my own work, plus the books were too bulky to sell and print in mass quantity. I had over three hundred pictures of onsens and onsen hotels in full color. I sold both of my books through Yurindo for six months until they sold out. No lie. I made a small profit and discontinued printing them, I still have my sellers license to prove it.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Not true at all. I had two offers to publish my books, but I chose to do it on my own because it allowed me greater control over my own work, plus the books were too bulky to sell and print in mass quantity. I had over three hundred pictures of onsens and onsen hotels in full color. I sold both of my books through Yurindo for six months until they sold out. No lie. I made a small profit and discontinued printing them, I still have my sellers license to prove it.

i'm sorry, did you say something? i fell asleep in the middle of whatever you were blahblahing about this time.

[IparryU]

Not true at all. I had two offers to publish my books, but I chose to do it on my own because it allowed me greater control over my own work, plus the books were too bulky to sell and print in mass quantity. I had over three hundred pictures of onsens and onsen hotels in full color. I sold both of my books through Yurindo for six months until they sold out. No lie. I made a small profit and discontinued printing them, I still have my sellers license to prove it.

felling froggish i see. do you jump or just talk?

proof!

[American Oyaji]

I am a raging homo.

Greji's got a randy goat to sell you.

[Greji]

Greji's got a randy goat to sell you.

Ahh, most of my goats have a bit more taste...

[American Oyaji]

Ahh, most of my goats have a bit more taste...

That blind one in the corner of the pen with the overlong tongue, 3 legs and the skin condition... The one the other goats won't touch...

[IparryU]

That blind one in the corner of the pen with the overlong tongue, 3 legs and the skin condition... The one the other goats won't touch...

hey that is my special petty we talking about!

Be more respectful when you speak about her! Her skin is nice, and one of the legs is still a nub, but we love it!

No messin wid my petty McToejam...

[McTojo]

felling froggish i see. do you jump or just talk?

proof!

I have photos of the closing sell and contract signing I can post up right away.

I won't photocopy my sellers license, but I can provide proof that I did sell through Yurindo for awhile.

[American Oyaji]

hey that is my special petty we talking about!

Be more respectful when you speak about her! Her skin is nice, and one of the legs is still a nub, but we love it!

No messin wid my petty McToejam...

STILL a nub? That sucker got cut off after a tractor accident.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

I have photos of the closing sell and contract signing I can post up right away.

I won't photocopy my sellers license, but I can provide proof that I did sell through Yurindo for awhile.

i'm so glad you realise that no one actually gives a fuck about you.

[IparryU]

STILL a nub? That sucker got cut off after a tractor accident.

we don't make fun of it... thats the point...

[American Oyaji]

we don't make fun of it... thats the point...

Speak fer yerself mate. I crack up silly every time I see that three legged billy goat trying to mount a nannygoat and fall off the the left every damn time!!

[Greji]

Speak fer yerself mate. I crack up silly every time I see that three legged billy goat trying to mount a nannygoat and fall off the the left every damn time!!

I'm getting a stiffy....

[IparryU]

I'm getting a stiffy....

friday night... thats when the goats come out

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

i'm so glad you realise that no one actually gives a fuck about you.

No, no, no, Cyka...you're wrong. I give a fuck about him...
...I wish he'd shut the fuck up...
...I wish he'd fuck off and leave us alone...
...I wish he'd give a fuck about being so senseless...

So, there you have it...I actually give him three fucks, and I could probably think up a whole lot more if it wasn't so late on a Friday night...

[nottu]

[Cyka UchuuJin]

i'm so glad you realise that no one actually gives a fuck about you.

ok, which one of McToeJam's other identities gave me a red snot for this? own up.

[McTojo]

ok, which one of McToeJam's other identities gave me a red snot for this? own up.

I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck about me, you fuckwats and fucktwits! I'm a god amongst insects on this forum!

[waruta]

I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck about me, you fuckwats and fucktwits! I'm a god amongst insects on this forum!

Is there really no way to reach out and bitchslap someone over an internet connection? Even if I have hikari fiber?

[Tsuru]

I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck about me, you fuckwats and fucktwits! I'm a god amongst insects on this forum!

I was waiting for an opportunity to post this one:

[Cyka UchuuJin]

I was waiting for an opportunity to post this one:

ahaha! that picture is so full of win. well done, tsuru!

[dimwit]

I was waiting for an opportunity to post this one:

That picture compensated for your quoting of Mctroll. In general however I kinda of wish people would just use their ignore list and not bother with him.

[McTojo]

I don't get it??? A bunch of third world asians going down Splash Mountain, a ride I have ridden on dozens of times. That's not a comeback, just stupid. Makes no sense!

[American Oyaji]

I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck about me, you fuckwats and fucktwits! I'm a god amongst insects on this forum!

Yes, you are an insect.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I don't get it??? A bunch of third world asians going down Splash Mountain, a ride I have ridden on dozens of times. That's not a comeback, just stupid. Makes no sense!

You're missing the point...it's Disney, the ultimate spiritual guide for the modern Japanese, dude. Shit, even Hirohito was buried wearing his Mickey Mouse watch. Forget all that primitive bullshite...this is the REAL Japan.

[Greji]

I'm a god amongst insects on this forum!

Have you been gargling smegma again? That might attract a few insects for you to lord over...

[McTojo]

You're missing the point...it's Disney, the ultimate spiritual guide for the modern Japanese, dude. Shit, even Hirohito was buried wearing his Mickey Mouse watch. Forget all that primitive bullshite...this is the REAL Japan.

I still don't get it. What the fuck are you people talking about with a picture of a boat load of third world Asians going down Splash Mountain.

[American Oyaji]

Spelled out. Zero excitement. Kinda like your posts.

[GomiGirl]

I still don't get it. What the fuck are you people talking about with a picture of a boat load of third world Asians going down Splash Mountain.

OMG - are you really that stoopid that you have to have jokes like this explained to you?

Nope, not going to - somebody else can do it. I think I will leave you scratching your head trying to figure it out.

I think these guys are awesome - quite original.