Well i kind like japanese guys but my friends laugh at me ^^,,,

[IparryU]

What about Uranus?

if you have seen j-porn b4... you would know that they make sure that uranus is clean too...

one of my philipino friends told me this, "IPU, make sure you marry and asian girl. dont matter what kind, she just has to be asian and not born in the US or anywhere but asia. they'll do everything for you, clean, cook, raise the kids, and they'll even lick your asshole. you'll never get a mexican or white girl that will do all of that for you. never."

ask McBlowJob, he is also an artist of McRimJobbing j-holes too

[IkemenTommy]

they'll do everything for you, clean, cook, raise the kids, and they'll even lick your asshole.

This is where Greji's 4F rule comes in handy.

[gomichild]

[AssKissinger]

What about Uranus?

That would have been better than Jupiter I suppose.

[waruta]

See what you guys did? Youz scared off the original troll that posted the message, and to think I had my hopes up (I thought I had a chance...I did, I did, I did see a puddy tat)

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[Coligny]

one of my philipino friends told me this, "IPU, make sure you marry and asian girl. dont matter what kind, she just has to be asian and not born in the US or anywhere but asia. they'll do everything for you, clean, cook, raise the kids, and they'll even lick your asshole. you'll never get a mexican or white girl that will do all of that for you. never."

I think I have a warranty claim to do here...

[Greji]

I think I have a warranty claim to do here...

ROFLMAO.....


("You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again etc.,etc.,etc")

[McTojo]

I think I have a warranty claim to do here...

Yokoyammer licks my ass hole. Seriously, nothing could be further from the truth with women. Race doesn't really matter in this case because if a woman really likes you, she'll gladly give you a rim job.

[BigInJapan]

I think I have a warranty claim to do here...

In my experience, that warranty is only good till the first kid is born, or maybe 3 years, whichever comes first...

[let`s talk]

[waruta]

Seconded.

OP, don't listen to some local bitches who failed to build a healthy and loving relationships with J-guys. As for those who complain about oral sex, you probably should clean and shave your assets better, if you want to be kissed there.

OP, J-guys are fun! In relationships, in bed, with money, etc. Have fun! You are in Japan!

ZOMG, don't tell me you worship at the temple of McBaka as well....

[Dragonette]

Seconded.

OP, don't listen to some local bitches who failed to build a healthy and loving relationships with J-guys. As for those who complain about oral sex, you probably should clean and shave your assets better, if you want to be kissed there.

OP, J-guys are fun! In relationships, in bed, with money, etc. Have fun! You are in Japan!

Just to clarify for the comprehension-challenged, I meant that all J-guys don't all insist on blow-jobs and prefer that over honban.

Also, this self-proclaimed bitch is not local, but does have a healthy loving 30-year relationship with her Dragon husband (except when he occasionally gets so drunk that he talks gibberish and throws up all over the floor)

Yeah, I make him clean it up, so I guess that makes me a bitch and proud of it!

[Coligny]

(... talks gibberish and throws up all over the floor)

Or as cat people call it: the morning

[Samurai_Jerk]

Or as cat people call it: the morning

I can't believe any man would admit to being a cat person. Let me guess, your drink of choice is a cosmo.

[Takechanpoo]

Seconded.

OP, don't listen to some local bitches who failed to build a healthy and loving relationships with J-guys. As for those who complain about oral sex, you probably should clean and shave your assets better, if you want to be kissed there.

OP, J-guys are fun! In relationships, in bed, with money, etc. Have fun! You are in Japan!

Many Chink girls and ladies marry Japanese guys every year. But almost all of them get disappointed with their husbands. Before coming to marry in Japan, they long for Japan and Japanese guys, though.
This is a reality, unfortunately.

[yarichin01]

I can't believe any man would admit to being a cat person. Let me guess, your drink of choice is a cosmo.

Well, I'm a cat person and my drink of choice is Macallan18 mixed with diesel fuel and served in the skull of a dead baby.

[yarichin01]

(3) or meat heads with cauliflower ears and double digit IQs.

Hell if it wasn't for these girls I'd never got laid in this country.

[Coligny]

I can't believe any man would admit to being a cat person. Let me guess, your drink of choice is a cosmo.

aww dear... last time i had this kind of reflexion I was on a 4x4 crawling red neck forum with guys sleeping with their sisters every other day and marrying between cousins... I'm a twin-cat person, one completely messed up old French trying to kill me 10 times a day for a good part of the last 16 years and one newer japanese found in my parking as a starving baby 2 years ago and now averaging 10kg adorable but with an IQ below room temperature addicted to TV shows and lactose intolerant ( at least i can convincingly blame him when someone ask who farted).



[SIZE="1"]drink of choice is cc-lemon... or B52...[/SIZE]

[Samurai_Jerk]

aww dear... last time i had this kind of reflexion I was on a 4x4 crawling red neck forum with guys sleeping with their sisters every other day and marrying between cousins... I'm a twin-cat person, one completely messed up old French trying to kill me 10 times a day for a good part of the last 16 years and one newer japanese found in my parking as a starving baby 2 years ago and now averaging 10kg adorable but with an IQ below room temperature addicted to TV shows and lactose intolerant ( at least i can convincingly blame him when someone ask who farted).



[SIZE="1"]drink of choice is cc-lemon... or B52...[/SIZE]

I'd call you a fag but that'd be redundant seeing as you're French and all.

[(1VB)freels]

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]I'd call you a fag but that'd be redundant seeing as you're French and all. ]

I LOL'ed at this!!!!:tounge:

[let`s talk]

I meant that all J-guys don't all insist on blow-jobs

because they don't like how you give it.

[let`s talk]

Many Chink girls and ladies marry Japanese guys every year. But almost all of them get disappointed with their husbands. Before coming to marry in Japan, they long for Japan and Japanese guys, though.
This is a reality, unfortunately.

The reality if that this is only their PERSONAL problem, has nothing to do with being Chinese or Japanese.

[Coligny]

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]I'd call you a fag but that'd be redundant seeing as you're French and all. ]

You'ze just jealous of french blooming sekshual behaviour...



(do you like leather hotpants ?)


/pass th3 lube

[Greji]

(do you like leather hotpants ?)

Are you talking about those sleek form-fitting rubber garment type you Bitch?

[Coligny]

Are you talking about those sleek form-fitting rubber garment type you Bitch?

sort of...

[Greji]

sort of...

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again. etc."
Those will do nicely!

[Coligny]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again. etc."
Those will do nicely!

Meanwhile the guy greysnotting me and calling me a troll for my redneck remark, which unfortunately a report of a real happenstance word for word, should seriously look up somewhere what a troll really is, because i'm getting tired of misslabelling...

[BigInJapan]

It might be time to let this thread die as the OP doesn't seem to have posted at all since starting this one. [color="Silver"]Just sayin'...[/color]

[Coligny]

Spambots tend to have short attention span...

[dimwit]

It might be time to let this thread die as the OP doesn't seem to have posted at all since starting this one. [color="Silver"]Just sayin'...[/color]

I think we should start applying our own version of Godwin's Law to FG. When a reference to Greji's goats serves as an actual improvement to the quality of the posts it is time to shut a thread down and lock it up.