Re: Random Japanese Signs

[Samurai_Jerk]

Smell like pussy with this puni puni poonany cream!!!

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WTF?

[matsuki]

[Coligny]

Smell like pussy with this puni puni poonany cream!!!

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WTF?

Proper purchase link:

http://www.felissimo.co.jp/neko/gcd649939/

[matsuki]

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Tell the girlies it's the new age cure for sore throats?

[Samurai_Jerk]

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Tell the girlies it's the new age cure for sore throats?

Is that the cure or the problem?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

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Tell the girlies it's the new age cure for sore throats?

Is that the cure or the problem?

I think the problem may be the autoerotic asphyxiation tendency.

[Samurai_Jerk]

New ad campaign for ice cream like substance by Lotte

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source

[Coligny]

Might almost be funny if you factor in icecream brainfreeze issues...

[Taro Toporific]

New ad campaign for ice cream like substance by Lotte
source

It's hard to tell where the promotion of the seemingly-real "NO THINK" product ends and the April Fools' joke starts.
lotte.co.jp/products/brand/soh/aprilfool/

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2015, April 1
http://news.aol.jp/2015/03/31/soh/

Is this all just PR for a film with Mayu Matsuoka???
http://mantan-web.jp/2016/03/22/2016032 ... 1000c.html

EDIT:
Actually, the product's name is “爽” (Chinese shuang3 or Japanese shoso) meaning refreshing, and the “NO THINK” is just the slogan I guess.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Actually, the product's name is “” (Chinese shuang3 or Japanese shoso) meaning refreshing, and the “NO THINK” is just the slogan I guess.

爽 isn't new. It's been around for awhile. The "No Think そーハッピー" campaign is though.

[matsuki]

"No Think そーハッピー" should be Japan's new national anthem...

[Taro Toporific]

Something for Coligny's dinner (refter to item 4 on the menu)

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[Wage Slave]

Napolitan of Showa. Now there's a bit of Janglish if ever I saw it.

[Coligny]

190y cat food... Damn dang I'll stick with 200y McNuggetz...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Want a good night's sleep? Don't stay here.

[yanpa]

Want a good night's sleep? Don't stay here.

In all fairness they do say "眠らないホテル" as the subtitle...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Want a good night's sleep? Don't stay here.

In all fairness they do say "眠らないホテル" as the subtitle...

Yeah but a name like Innsomnia brings up more of a "眠れないホテル" image.

[Samurai_Jerk]

[Coligny]

I think we still have a "queen" gay 'box of night'/(disco, dancing, whatever them young people calls it) on the champs Elysees or near.

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Yup... Still there... With Taro making summer job monies...

http://queennightclub.tumblr.com

http://www.queen.fr/en/

[inflames]

Have walked past Queen in Kobe before - took a picture of the sign and one of my friends asked "Could it be any gayer?"

[Taro Toporific]

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via

[Taro Toporific]

"Does anyone know what this sign means? Don't put a hair brush in a dog poo? "

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---Chris Carlier (@Pubgoblin) May 14, 2016

Obviously it means...

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[Mike Oxlong]

As seen by a Facebook user in Yokohama

[kurogane]

I don't get it. ????

[dimwit]

Summit anti terrorism nonsense, I assume. Luckily they don't have to contend with this guy.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Summit anti terrorism nonsense, I assume. Luckily they don't have to contend with this guy.

I do like that the English just says "Special Warning."

[kurogane]

Yes. I was looking at the Incombustibility of the issue. Funny how the Chinese messages are so much better than the English ones these days. Playing to the market, I suppose. Plus they usually need more help.

Thanks, Dimmy

[Samurai_Jerk]

Summit anti terrorism nonsense, I assume. Luckily they don't have to contend with this guy.

Oh shit. I just read the article you linked. What an asshole.

On 29 March, a cleaning woman at Kyoto City Hospital came across a strange box in the parking lot. It was made with Styrofoam and had a rock on the lid. Beneath the rock was an envelope with “DANGER: DO NOT TOUCH” written on it in katakana: Japan’s boldest form of writing.

Despite the mysterious warning, the woman wasted no time in opening the box and found that it contained a clear plastic bag with a colorless, odorless liquid inside, at which time she notified a security guard who in turn contacted police.

Treating this as a possible terrorist threat, police mobilized dozens of officers and SWAT team members. Nineteen fire trucks were also called in along with the Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Counter-Terrorism Unit fully equipped in hazmat suits. The stretch of highway 9 running along the hospital was also closed down as a precaution.

[...]

The elderly man told the authorities that he had left the box there two days before so that he could get a good parking spot for his scooter when he visited. “If I wrote ‘DANGER’ on the box, then no one would mess with it,” he explained to the police. With that, police dropped the charges since the man’s intent was not to disturb the peace of workings of the hospital, and let him off with a stern warning.

So if I understand Japanese law correctly I can get off Greg Gumo-style for pretty much anything as long as I claim I didn't mean to do it.

[wagyl]

You'll get a stern warning though.

[matsuki]

Shhhhh, that's a trick question....nobody can understand Japanese law.