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Postby 2triky » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Image
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The Prime Directive? WTF...sounds like an episode of Star Trek. Funny ish.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:47 pm

Iraira wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Nice: baby's doing a boob grab....permission for "chikan"-ing has been granted by Tokyo Metro.
Damn. I was thinking that it pictured the standard "Sausage Grab" that Japanese like to go for with gaijin.
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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:55 pm

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"Hey Mister, that don't look like a hershey bar...."
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:12 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Damn. I was thinking that it pictured the standard "Sausage Grab" that Japanese like to go for with gaijin.


Speaking of the sausage grab, I've always wondered, do Japanese guys do that shit to each other or do they reserve that honor only for us gaijin.

Anyway, I've always wondered why Japanese (not to mention Korean) guys get so gay when they're drunk. Any theories? In vino veritas?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:46 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Speaking of the sausage grab, I've always wondered, do Japanese guys do that shit to each other or do they reserve that honor only for us gaijin.

Anyway, I've always wondered why Japanese (not to mention Korean) guys get so gay when they're drunk. Any theories? In vino veritas?

With the bonenkai season around the corner, 'tis season to be jolly. I will let McBlowjob take a stab at it and explain this with his distorted knowledge on Japan.

The real mystery is, why do those characters in the "Do it at home" posters always have yellow skin like they do in the Simpsons?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:28 am

IkemenTommy wrote:The real mystery is, why do those characters in the "Do it at home" posters always have yellow skin like they do in the Simpsons?


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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:27 am

IkemenTommy wrote:The real mystery is, why do those characters in the "Do it at home" posters always have yellow skin like they do in the Simpsons?
My diagnosis is hepatitis or alcoholic liver damage.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:03 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:My diagnosis is hepatitis or alcoholic liver damage.

Please do them at home.
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Postby Greji » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:11 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Please do them at home.


If they're going to do me, any home is okay!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:15 am

IkemenTommy wrote:With the bonenkai season around the corner, 'tis season to be jolly....The real mystery is, why do those characters in the "Do it at home" posters always have yellow skin...?


....Because it is almost bonenkai season and they're preparing in advance to create platform pizzas.
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Postby davai-davai IV » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:32 pm

Found on a JR train

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:30 pm

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I was sitting in front of a bloke on the train this morning whose breath seemed as deadly as that bloody cliff's...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:09 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:10 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I was sitting in front of a bloke on the train this morning whose breath seemed as deadly as that bloody cliff's...

That really, really, bad breath of salarymen is more often than not is a symptom of stomach cancer. Japan has the world's highest rate thanks to "healthy" Japanese food.:shakeh:
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Postby 2triky » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:01 am

Taro Toporific wrote:That really, really, bad breath of salarymen is more often than not is a symptom of stomach cancer. Japan has the world's highest rate thanks to "healthy" Japanese food.:shakeh:


Is it the food or the drinking?
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Postby 2triky » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:01 am

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Postby Taka-Okami » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:39 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:That really, really, bad breath of salarymen is more often than not is a symptom of stomach cancer. Japan has the world's highest rate thanks to "healthy" Japanese food.:shakeh:


If your breath stinks like shit, then its most likely the result of poor dental hygiene. Or even possibly due to sport called 'rimming'. Ive never heard of that being linked to stomach cancer though.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:50 pm

The ulcers from a relatively common bacterial infection can lead to cancers...and bacterial colonies do not smell like sugar and spice.
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Postby Sarutaro » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:57 pm

I read in some medical journal that the primary reason behind the high levels of stomach cancer in Japan is the frequent intake of food that is too hot (as in boiling, not spicy).
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Postby Typhoon » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:03 pm

NEJM: Gastric Cancer in Japan

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:12 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:29 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[url]safety_bear_seen_on_a_delivery_bike_in_japan

Safety bear? That is the Pedobear
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Postby sublight » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:00 am

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"Trust me, something sweet will come out."
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Postby IparryU » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:27 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Safety bear? That is the Pedobear

Pedos usually use the safety tactic to lure their prey... sick but true.
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Postby davai-davai IV » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:12 am

sublight wrote:"Trust me, something sweet will come out."


have to try introducing a handwritten note...
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Postby davai-davai IV » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:36 am

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Hokkaido, Sapporo, ~10years ago,
again scan from a print.
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Not exactly a 'sign' but....

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:30 pm

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Postby iHUMAN » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:37 pm

davai-davai IV wrote:Image

Hokkaido, Sapporo, ~10years ago,
again scan from a print.

Did Trendy House English School next door proofread that for 'm?
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