The Weather Thread.

[Grumpy Gramps]

...and the pants, too, at these temperatures...

[kurogane]

Are the temperatures under there?

[Coligny]

It's an extremely Parisian weather here... typical of march. Warm sunny, suddenly grey, then hard rain and cold, then still grey with fuckon of continuous misty rain for which you don't want to take an umbrella but you will end up soaked anyway...

which in the street translate to short skirts and summer dresses turning into a wet t-shirt contest near the evening...

I miss home... from the mid 90'

[Coligny]

from the "holy shit" folder...

flood in baden wurttemberg... the speed of that water is impressive...

[Takechanpoo]

wet sticky j-summer is coming again. and then i kindly introduce you to one of j-wisdoms. its bamboo sheets.

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it prevents your precious bed from absorbing your cow-smelling gaijin body extract to a certain extent.

[dimwit]

Feck, that torture device gives me a backache just looking at it.




Let's all sleep like the Japanese do.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Feck, that torture device gives me a backache just looking at it.




Let's all sleep like the Japanese do.

Don't forget your rock-hard bean pillow that's the size of a tissue box.

[wuchan]

wet sticky j-summer is coming again. and then i kindly introduce you to one of j-wisdoms. its bamboo sheets.

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NYC taxi bed?

it prevents your precious bed from absorbing your cow-smelling gaijin body extract to a certain extent.

At least we take our suits to the dry cleaners to prevent us from smelling like pee in August, the locals on the other hand.......

[kurogane]

I think that's a bit unfair. Lots of locals I used to commute with smelled like pee all year round. Pee and pickles.

[yanpa]

What's a suit? And a "commute"?

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think that's a bit unfair. Lots of locals I used to commute with smelled like pee all year round. Pee and pickles.

That's an upgrade from the natto, cigarette, and yaki niku nomikai hangover breath you usually get blasted with. Thank God for the flextime which allows me to avoid rush hour 99% of the time.

[Takechanpoo]

i guarantee those "pee-smelling" japanese around you gaijijns absolutely think "this gaijin dude stinks like zoo. yuck "
after all, people dont notice their own smells in both individual level and race or ethnic level. its the very same as cow and horse never smell their own smell but it stinks so badly for humans. specifically gaijins(black, white and indian etc) has ワキガ by default. but you dudes dont seem to notice it.

[Coligny]

What's a suit? And a "commute"?

it's stuff poor people have to deal with to make some monies...

[Taro Toporific]

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@Mulboyne

[legion]

errr

Shouldn't you get the guy out of the suit before you carry him off?

[Coligny]

errr

Shouldn't you get the guy out of the suit before you carry him off?

and confuse all those spectators who thought it was a real giant anthropomorphic gerbil ?

no way... fuck that guy, he knew what he was getting into when he signed up...

[matsuki]

It happens almost daily at Disney...hey mommy, is she dead?

[Coligny]

It happens almost daily at Disney...hey mommy, is she dead?

And can I keep the corpse while it's still warm... Disneyland... The necrophyle paradise... I have to go there before it's swallowed by the next megaquake...

[Taro Toporific]

wet sticky j-summer is coming again...

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[Taro Toporific]

It's heading directly to the Fukushima meltdown!!~]
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It could slam into the Eggman Nuclear Power Plant too!

[Taro Toporific]

THREE for the PRICE of ONE!

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[Coligny]

TARO, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH PHOTOSHOOP !

[Taro Toporific]

TARO, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH PHOTOSHOOP !

WATS "PHOTOSHOOP"?

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[Coligny]

yea... seems we really be fooked...

sumbody knows why #10 is heading southwest instead of north east like any well behaved typhoon ?

[yanpa]

Just spreading the doom about.

Make sure you have an umbrella or two around.

[Coligny]

Just spreading the doom about.

Make sure you have an umbrella a submarine or two around.

What kind of people use an umbrella in a typhoon ? seriously !?

[Russell]

Just spreading the doom about.

Make sure you have an umbrella a submarine or two around.

What kind of people use an umbrella in a typhoon ? seriously !?

The Dutch...

[Grumpy Gramps]

Serious piece of kit, this umbrella. For myself, however, I prefer a poncho in order to keep my hands free for dog leashes.

[legion]

Serious piece of kit, this umbrella. For myself, however, I prefer a poncho in order to keep my hands free for dog leashes.

yeah, I just looked at the weather forecast and retrieved my poncho from the car

seriously considering giving work a miss tomorrow

[yanpa]

Bit of a bummer for the commuting classes - no major disruption (= reason to delay going to work) during the morning rush hour... Though true company warriors will have gone in very early or slept under their desks since last night...