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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:38 am

Mulboyne wrote:Did you put your condom on outside or were you already wearing it? Or...


Yeah. The third option.
Uncapped.

I almost never used a condom.
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Postby Jack » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:18 am

I have never used condoms with J-girls. To me this whole things was a game and I wanted to screw 100 girls J-girls in 2 years. Before being married I was a single father and had a job so chasing girls J-girls was very time consuming made harder by the fact that I did not live in Japan. I made my target but I never stopped. I have a database too with all the names, age and critique about how each girl was. Some I liked so went out with more than once. I never had an experience like American Oyaji but many came close. Telling a woman in a supermarket that i like her and would like to have coffee. While having coffee telling her I would like to have sex with her and doing it soon after that same day.

I like talking about these things because nowhere else are girls as hot and yet as easy as in Japan. In Japan you can see an umbelievable hot girl and yet she is available and willing to go all the way. In any western country an "unbelievably" hot girl would have all the attitude in the world. I always wondered if those girls ever have sex in their lives, not that I am interested in them.
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:16 pm

Jack wrote:I have never used condoms with J-girls. To me this whole things was a game and I wanted to screw 100 girls J-girls in 2 years.

You started with quite a list here a few years back. Why not update it? This thread is in danger of being the most boring in FG history. Well, the AO post wasn't bad.
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:14 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Well, the AO post wasn't bad.


Well, Capt'n, you have to remember AO was posted at Misawa AB in Aomori. Although that was an Air Base, for many years it was controlled and primarily manned by the Navy and the Navy has always had their own way of doing things, so you can see how AO would get that way!
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:20 pm

When a teenager who finally pulls a bird and manages a quick roll in the hay and can't finnish quick enough so that he can rush back and tell his mates, I can understand.
But most teenagers grow up. Quite frankly posting your 'score' on a bulletin board along with all the other pixels is just [SIZE="7"]sad[/SIZE]!
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:06 pm

What are you talking about CB?
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Postby cliffy » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:23 pm

gboothe wrote:Well, Capt'n, you have to remember AO was posted at Misawa AB in Aomori. Although that was an Air Base, for many years it was controlled and primarily manned by the Navy and the Navy has always had their own way of doing things, so you can see how AO would get that way!
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:39 pm

American Oyaji wrote:What are you talking about CB?

If you have to ask... :roll:
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:46 pm

Captain Japan wrote:You started with quite a list here a few years back. Why not update it? This thread is in danger of being the most boring in FG history. Well, the AO post wasn't bad.


Thanks for posting this Captain.. It is fun to read old threads.

Found this little gem buried in one of those pages.

Jack wrote:I am married now and frankly, I have no interest in other girls. My wife is one of the prettiest J-girls I have seen. She is an amazing woman in every way. She is substantially younger than me, which makes my friends really jealous and that turns me on even more. Can't wait to go home in the evenings.


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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:08 pm

GomiGirl wrote:The more things change.... the more they stay the same...


Hello there! What's this, are you talking about me again? Damn, those paranoids keep nippin at me knickers!
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:16 pm

gboothe wrote:Hello there! What's this, are you talking about me again? Damn, those paranoids keep nippin at me knickers!
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Paranoids nipping at your knickers - I suggest some Preparation H... It feels good... in the end.
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:30 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Paranoids nipping at your knickers - I suggest some Preparation H... It feels good... in the end.


I did! I ordered some out of one of them thar Yankee News papers that GJ likes so well, butt it doesn't look like its a working!
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Postby kamome » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:12 am

Captain Japan wrote:You started with quite a list here a few years back. Why not update it? This thread is in danger of being the most boring in FG history. Well, the AO post wasn't bad.


It turns out that Canman made a prophetic statement in that thread:

Canman wrote:I'm sorry, but that is the most pathetic piece of crap I've seen writen on this board. Now I understand why Gaisa used to rag you so hard Jack-off. Sorry but I can't understand why you would want anyone to read that kind of information, either you are really childish, or looking for acceptance or something. I pity your wife, as I think you will out straying on her in days if not weeks. Peace.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:50 am

Wow. Indeed.

Now gentlmen, I posted my bit because I'm sure we ALL have some crazy J-girl stories.
Around here they are a dime a dozen and nothing to get excited about.
I'm sure the ladies have some wild stories that they will take to their GRAVES (or the Powder Room).

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Thanks Kamome

Postby canman » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:11 pm

I forgot I wrote that little nugget of wisdom. If any of you want any more prophetic info just let me know. Now if only I could figure out what Tight End to start next week.
Anyway back to the stories, I know that everyone has had their experiences, and telling a few may be humorous, but it just seems a little sad after a while.
Jack why don't you talk about your wife and how much you love her, and all the fun and crazy things you do with her. Perhaps we would like to hear about that as well. Except for AK he wants the hardcore stuff. What a perv.
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:05 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Wow. Indeed.

Now gentlmen, I posted my bit because I'm sure we ALL have some crazy J-girl stories.
Around here they are a dime a dozen and nothing to get excited about.
I'm sure the ladies have some wild stories that they will take to their GRAVES (or the Powder Room).

TIJ


That's true, but I went back and looked at that old list of Jack's for the first time and I'm not positive, but I think I got the clap off three of those gals on that list at one time or another, so I'm for not posting it either!
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:08 pm

I think that is more than just the clap - it is bordering on applause... :)

Do you guys really use condoms so infrequently????
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:13 pm

canman wrote:I know that everyone has had their experiences, and telling a few may be humorous, but it just seems a little sad after a while... Except for AK he wants the hardcore stuff.

I would, but I'm afraid that my employer might be snooping on here. Japan stories are OK, but like someone said, they are dime-a-dozen and nothing really to brag about. TIJ.. as I feel old saying this.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:16 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Do you guys really use condoms so infrequently????

Some of us take the chances and pull out at the last minute :bukkake:

Though, there is a statistic out there that says 1/4 have some kind of STD here.. :rolleyes:
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I think that is more than just the clap - it is bordering on applause... :)

Do you guys really use condoms so infrequently????


Do you suppose that's why certain portions of my anatomy keep falling off?
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:22 am

gboothe wrote:Do you suppose that's why certain portions of my anatomy keep falling off?
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Well you know what they say... Use it or lose it!! :D

Are you sure they are falling off - you just aren't forgetting where you left things? ;)
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Postby Jack » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:44 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Some of us take the chances and pull out at the last minute :bukkake:

Though, there is a statistic out there that says 1/4 have some kind of STD here.. :rolleyes:


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Postby jingai » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:16 am

Jack wrote:There is nothing that I don't already have that any girl can give me.
Joke da yo!!


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OK, beat this one!

Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:43 am

Sorry!
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:02 am

Marvin,

The main thing that makes your story about your uh um 'friend' so much better than the other tales on here is the fact that you can write.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:34 am

Great story Marvin-san.

It makes you realise, doesn't it, that our weaker moments are often a result of too much alcohol.

I mean, stone cold sober, you would never even think of doing that, would you.

Ordering a kebab, I mean.

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:28 pm

The best and most successful line that a friend of mine has used in a club.. "Nice T-shirt - wanna fuck??" But then she is a very cool Australian chick and she was in a Japanese Punk live house. The cute J-guy did have cool t-shirt though.

In days of yore, my fave was always, "Get your coat honey, you've pulled" But that was a very very long time ago.

But overall - Marvin wins!!! Hands down.
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Shootin' fish in a barrel.

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:51 pm

GomiGirl wrote:The best and most successful line that a friend of mine has used in a club.. "Nice T-shirt - wanna fuck??" But then she is a very cool Australian chick


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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It doesn't count when a chick picks up a guy.


Why not???
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:56 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Why not???
That's what I've been saying. I've been standing by the lamp post in front of your place for three days, and you ain't even gave me a glance!
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