FAO Greji

by **Iraira** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:56 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands. Let me guess, you guys are eikaiwa sensei? Translators (including Greji, the 24-7 serviceman )?

Nah...just a 3-day weekend.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:56 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands.

God, aint that the truth! Even I cringe at some of the shite I post....

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:28 pm

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:49 pm

This magic moment...

by **osopolar** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:22 pm

sorry if it's already been posted

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by **pheyton** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:44 pm

Greji in the Netherlands?

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by **Greji** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:55 pm

pheyton wrote:Greji in the Netherlands?

That's some baaad shit. Putting all my best stuff out on the web. Now, there's going to be all kinds of riff raff roaming the pastures...
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:29 pm

Grej,
There's some new kids on the blockif you're willing to go Down Under, mate.

From the article:

IF it isn't weird enough that Steve Killeen walks his pet goat through Sydney every day, it turns out the animal was part of a divorce settlement.

by **Greji** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:53 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Grej,
There's some new kids on the blockif you're willing to go Down Under, mate.

From the article:

IF it isn't weird enough that Steve Killeen walks his pet goat through Sydney every day, it turns out the animal was part of a divorce settlement.

He better be careful if he's walking those babes through Hyde Park the fellows that hang around there might do the goats first and him for seconds...
:cool:

by **Bucky** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:07 am

by **FG Lurker** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:56 am

Bucky wrote:Greji,

I think them goats is still virgins

But not the goats. "Baaaaaah"

Sounds like a baaaaaaaaad case of discrimination against goats to me!

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:48 pm

Baaaaaaaaad goat! (Nice taste in cars though!)

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:01 am

The previously mentioned Daily Show vid is most instructive...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-october-12-2009/cnn-leaves-it-there

Go to 10:10 to get to the relevant section, and watch especially closely at 10:41 for Jon Oliver's assessment. Greji surely must be consulting for CNN! Sounds like a sweet gig... :cool:

by **Gilligan** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:04 am

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by **Iraira** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:12 pm

Greji's autobiography is now a major motion picture

http://www.themenwhostareatgoatsmovie.com/#home

Kinda strange that it's only R-rated

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:21 pm

Thought I'd put up something to cheer you up, but the image won't link....
Can see it here, though...

by **FG Lurker** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:27 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Thought I'd put up something to cheer you up, but the image won't link....
Can see it here, though...

Many sites ban direct linking of their images. It is recommended that when you want to post an image to FG that you re-upload the image to FG (links below the text input area when you're posing a message) and then use the FG image link.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:51 pm

Cheers! I'll do that from now on...

by **IkemenTommy** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:25 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Many sites ban direct linking of their images. It is recommended that when you want to post an image to FG that you re-upload the image to FG (links below the text input area when you're posing a message) and then use the FG image link.

I'm guilty of that too. FG has this retarded image size restriction so direct linking sometimes saves you the time of having to download them once and resizing.

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:54 pm

In Afghanistan, galloping to get one's goat
USA Today, November 18, 2009

[floatr][/floatr]KABUL -- Is the world ready for a sport played with a headless goat carcass?

Haji Abdul Rashid thinks it is and has big plans: corporate sponsors, television rights and beyond.

"We want it to become an Olympic sport," says Rashid, who heads the Buzkashi Federation.

To understand how ambitious -- even crazy -- this is, consider the game. Buzkashi, which means "goat grabbing," is a violent sport with virtually no rules. Players, called chapandaz, gallop at breakneck speed over a dusty field, fighting over a dead animal without a head.

[...]

The object of the game is to carry the carcass, which can weigh as much as 100 pounds, toward the other end of the field and around a flag before heading back to drop it in a circle marked with chalk. Players occasionally end up with broken bones or even trampled to death.

It looks like chaos and pretty much is.Unlike polo, which has elaborate rules to protect horses and riders, buzkashi has few regulations. One rule: Whips are to be used only on horses. "You cannot hit the other chapandaz," says Haji Ameen, 29, a rider who also sponsors a team in Kabul.

(Full Story)

I can only imagine how the PETA morons would react to this! :rofl:

by **Greji** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:27 pm

FG Lurker wrote:"..... a dead animal without a head...."

Damn, sounds like they're describing my wife......
:cool:

by **osopolar** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:43 am

uh oh Grej, I think they're onto ya.

by **Greji** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:03 pm

osopolar wrote:uh oh Grej, I think they're onto ya.

Damn new DPJ Zoning Laws.....
:cool:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:15 pm

by **Greji** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:This guy must be packing more than our resident bugger, Greji.

Hold on SJ. This dude just got busted for hip shooting at this stable for the second time. Damn! He pulls a hit and run out on the open range and nobody knows he's been there. Besides that the horse was 21! That's 63 human years by some calendars. At least he ain't hitting jailbait, or is he?
:cool:

by **Dragonette** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:19 pm

Greji wrote:Damn! He pulls a hit and run out on the open range and nobody knows he's been there.

But practically speaking, it must be rough to chase fillies out on the open range with a stepladder in tow. This gives a whole new interpretation to "ride em, cowboy", ne? :grin:

by **Greji** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:30 pm

Dragonette wrote:But practically speaking, it must be rough to chase fillies out on the open range with a stepladder in tow. This gives a whole new interpretation to "ride em, cowboy", ne?

Hey, this is no easy task. Do you realize the amount of horse training required here? "Giddy up,""Whoa," "Back up," "Whoa," "Giddy up," "Whoa," "Back up," etc, etc, etc.

This is no easy job we're talking about......
:cool:

by **Mike Oxlong** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:45 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, this is no easy task. Do you realize the amount of horse training required here? "Giddy up,""Whoa," "Back up," "Whoa," "Giddy up," "Whoa," "Back up," etc, etc, etc.

This is no easy job we're talking about......

Maybe they got a true "reverse cowgirl" routine worked out!]http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/animals/sitting-horse.jpg[/IMG]

by **Greji** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:40 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Maybe they got a true "reverse cowgirl" routine worked out!]http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/animals/sitting-horse.jpg[/IMG]

Now that you mention it, Dragonette is one of those Times Square cowgirls. I don't believe I'll ask her to hold my horse....

by **Dragonette** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:58 pm

Greji wrote:Now that you mention it, Dragonette is one of those Times Square cowgirls. I don't believe I'll ask her to hold my horse....

Yeah, smart move - in times of great enthusiasm, I've been known to be a little heavy with my whip-hand. ...and then there are those pesky spurs... :oops:

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