J-Girls: Do they also need a reality-check?

[Greji]

The only jailbait I've tagged since I turned 18 was in the US and even then I was only 18 at the time so I was still in the clear. Some slutty 17yo was traveling with her mom by train and asked the restaurant to seat me with them when I went to eat. Poor mom seemed like a real decent person too...the slutty daughter was already grabbing my junk under the table while I was talking with the mother...and before they even brought dessert! Long story short, we ended up in a handicapped restroom with a bunch of Mexicans cheering us on from outside. (they knew exactly what was going on as we both walked in there)

Youse don't have to worry about bagging young stuff now. Hit it and get away with it. It won't last that long. When you get my age, you ain't vying it unless you're buying it! Case in point:

Young stuff next door, hot and single...
I can even check out her house from my living room.

I noticed her as she got home last evening.
She saw me in the window and walked across the street and knocked on my door...
I sprints to me door and she gives me hot, sexy look and says, "I just got home,
and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I tells her, "Nope, I'm free... no plans at all!"

Then she says, "Good! In that case, could you keep an eye on my dog while I go out for the evening?"

Hit it now Chok. It don't wait.....

[matsuki]

Youse don't have to worry about bagging young stuff now. Hit it and get away with it. It won't last that long. When you get my age, you ain't vying it unless you're buying it! Case in point:

Young stuff next door, hot and single...
I can even check out her house from my living room.

I noticed her as she got home last evening.
She saw me in the window and walked across the street and knocked on my door...
I sprints to me door and she gives me hot, sexy look and says, "I just got home,
and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I tells her, "Nope, I'm free... no plans at all!"

Then she says, "Good! In that case, could you keep an eye on my dog while I go out for the evening?"

Hit it now Chok. It don't wait.....

Good advice Greji but where's my PM with your neighbor's contact info?

[Greji]

Good advice Greji but where's my PM with your neighbor's contact info?

I ain't done with her dog yet.....

[Coligny]

I ain't done with her dog yet.....

If it's a Poodle I can help...

[IparryU]

If it's a Poodle I can help...

I dont think you want left overs (or even to help him) with that... he doin the nasty nasty...

[GomiGirl]

Damn you guys talk a heap of shit!!

I mostly just skim over it to make sure you are all playing nicely, but today I read some of your banter... procrastination at work.

[IparryU]

Damn you guys talk a heap of shit!!

I mostly just skim over it to make sure you are all playing nicely, but today I read some of your banter... procrastination at work.

Well... that is FG for ya...

Is the powder room this dirty?

[Coligny]

Well... that is FG for ya...

Is the powder room this dirty?

Only once a month for around 5 days... (according to the manual)

[matsuki]

Damn you guys talk a heap of shit!!

I mostly just skim over it to make sure you are all playing nicely, but today I read some of your banter... procrastination at work.

Just wait..what...17 years? Your lil guy will be one of us!

[Greji]

Damn you guys talk a heap of shit!!

I mostly just skim over it to make sure you are all playing nicely, but today I read some of your banter...

What a load of garbage Gomi! You read every bit of it and you know it!

[james]

I wanna be like Greji when I get old!

hell, i wanna be like greji now

[Dreamy_Peach]

[quote="Neo-Rio"]Yes, J-girls need a reality check.
No disagreements there.

Essentially though, J-girls are starved of love and attention. Look around Tokyo and you'll see a race of sterile, miserable, lonely people who avoid human contact, and have trouble telling people that they like them. If it does come out, it comes out in the most stunted of ways.

J-girls are fairly narcissistic as well... hence can't really tell the difference between a guy who actually loves them, and a guy who is just saying a bunch of nice words. Doesn't matter what the guy looks like as long as the words are said. It's not as if anyone else in Japan is going to tell them that they matter as human beings, so they cling to whoever lets them know that they do.

Some of them are smart enough to know that some of us gaijin are a bunch of liars... but they all desperately want to believe us deep down on a subconcious level, and that usually overrides their resistance to us. ]


This is really a great post.

I've met lasses (albeit Roppongi lasses so maybe not really representative), they can tell they love you and are devoted to you on the Friday. You meet them the week after, it's as if nothing happened, and they'll be talking about some new fellow they met. Totally unpredictable and unfathomable in many ways.

Other lasses are just so lonely as you mention. They're practically stalking you with texts.

The extremes from deceitful interest to manic stalking is only a couple of steps.

Reality check? They get away with what they can: some can, some can't.

[Greji]

hell, i wanna be like greji now

I don't have any friends, just companions.....

[cstaylor]

albeit Roppongi lasses so maybe not really representative

Not representative at all. Considering that's the modern equivalent of Dejima, I wouldn't expect much.

[GomiGirl]

Dejima

I had to look that one up. Thanks for that. I learned something new today.

[matsuki]

Not representative at all. Considering that's the modern equivalent of Dejima, I wouldn't expect much.

I almost never go there but I've had experiences that are pretty much the same. Many lemurs have feelings that change with season, day, and even wind. Don't waste any time on them, drop em and move on. (though some FG I know that complain about these types are the cause of their own pain...try being more interesting than a door knob and the hordes of lemurs will come to climb your tree)

[cstaylor]

I had to look that one up. Thanks for that. I learned something new today.

(at least someone is reading my posts. )

[McTojo]

[quote="Ikemen-of-d00m"]Ok, please understand that I have only lived in Japan for 4 months. If you find any mistakes in my thread, please enlighten me. I wont get offended :P

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The way I see it, many gaijin(especially guys) become quite cocky after some time in Japan. Every guy(except the likeable ones), will often brag about how much of a superstar they were like. Most of them were probably just stared at once in a while, and maybe a drunk girl at a karaoke called him "kakko ii" once or twice, but most of them really just need a reality-check.

This is something we "all" know. However, I remember a certain incident where a J-girl also were totally lost. I will admit that she was pretty, but her perception of Sweden was totally crazy. I don't know how many Swedes or Scandinavians there are in this forum, but her perception is hilarious none the less.

She had already been to Sweden and knew many Swedes, so she used her "experience" to prepare her other female friends for when they were going to Sweden. What she said to them was: "Any J-Girl will be like a MODEL when they come to Sweden".. She even looked at me for support.. I was stunned by her ignorance.. And she truly believed every word she said!

It is not very hard to understand WHY she had these thoughts. The Swedish boys she had met was of course mostly otaku guys, who adore J-Girls(or anythings that breathes). She couldn't really separate a dasai otaku from a normal guy. Moreover, she had this belief that Swedish boys also were prince-like, and only slept with girls they were in love with(:rofl:)...

By the way, I am a 21 year old guy, so this is not a thread written in jealousy :P

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Since many of you have lived in Japan for ages, you have probably heard some crazy things from j-girls. Give me your worst examples ]


This is an endemic problem that affects the whole race, not just the women. Japanese men exhibit the same glaring ignorance of Americans. Together they exchange ignorances and further perpetuate misconceptions about certain races and reinforce age old stereotypes.


Like for example, most Blacks abhor the stigma associated with the rap culture - not rap music per se. Just the negative association it's link to...i.e. demonization of women, drugs, drive by, and so on. You'll never see a black man rap without the bling bling and the big booty B#$#, and you'll never see him forsake his Benzo and his Endo, and his third street ho' Why ? Because it sells records, and Asians love how violently we portray ourselves in the rap game. The reality is most rappers, once they make it big, move out of the ghettos and into Brentwood and change games all together...i.e. acting / producing. It's common sense. But the Japanese think we LOVE living in the ghettos and that we LOVE shooting and killing each other, and that's it's cool.


20 years ago Amy Yamada used to promote this thug imagery in her novellas by romanticize the violent black man with his big black D$#k who used to have rape like sex with her. She sold millions of copies to young curious sluts who to this day have a secret fetish for the mandingo. Truth is, many blacks do not have big d#%#. Not saying I don't, but just making a point. Many blacks are henpecked and church bred, and many come from single family homes where they had an overbearing mother. Many blacks are not tall and lanky and lethargic looking.

Other blacks are highly educated and well spoken, some have amazing careers and earn a decent living. Well mannered and what have you, but these types are unappealing to most Japanese, save Dante Carver, an exception not the rule.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

:glow2:


This is an endemic problem that affects the whole race, not just the women. Japanese men exhibit the same glaring ignorance of Americans. Together they exchange ignorances and further perpetuate misconceptions about certain races and reinforce age old stereotypes.


Like for example, most Blacks abhor the stigma associated with the rap culture - not rap music per se. Just the negative association it's link to...i.e. demonization of women, drugs, drive by, and so on. You'll never see a black man rap without the bling bling and the big booty B#$#, and you'll never see him forsake his Benzo and his Endo, and his third street ho' Why ? Because it sells records, and Asians love how violently we portray ourselves in the rap game. The reality is most rappers, once they make it big, move out of the ghettos and into Brentwood and change games all together...i.e. acting / producing. It's common sense. But the Japanese think we LOVE living in the ghettos and that we LOVE shooting and killing each other, and that's it's cool.


20 years ago Amy Yamada used to promote this thug imagery in her novellas by romanticize the violent black man with his big black D$#k who used to have rape like sex with her. She sold millions of copies to young curious sluts who to this day have a secret fetish for the mandingo. Truth is, many blacks do not have big d#%#. Not saying I don't, but just making a point. Many blacks are henpecked and church bred, and many come from single family homes where they had an overbearing mother. Many blacks are not tall and lanky and lethargic looking.

Other blacks are highly educated and well spoken, some have amazing careers and earn a decent living. Well mannered and what have you, but these types are unappealing to most Japanese, save Dante Carver, an exception not the rule.

That's the most verbose excuse I've heard in years to justify not having a big dick...

[TennoChinko]

Chinese woman x male American senior citizen ... watch it to the end, the cringe-worthy scenes increases to a level.

http://www.seekingasianfemale.com/

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ETA oops I only just saw this thread now: http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27992

[Greji]

for the mandingo.

Say what? McTeeBall, I hereby challenge you to a Johnson measuring contest. Loser buys the drinks.

Also, you been reading too many old books yourself. You ought to be careful what you wish for, because if you recall, they stewed Mandingo in a large pot, although I don't remember if it was with a fine chianti.....

[Coligny]

Chinese woman x male American senior citizen ... watch it to the end, the cringe-worthy scenes increases to a level.

Totally depends on your tolerance to insanity...

Told me dj00ly thta if she wuz hunting around i'd leave on the spot...

with her parents...

(wayyy too cool to leave behind)

and worse...

I'd let her brother...

[Coligny]

I don't have any friends, just companions.....

I totally have th3 same dog:



sort of...

[Dreamy_Peach]

I almost never go there but I've had experiences that are pretty much the same. Many lemurs have feelings that change with season, day, and even wind. Don't waste any time on them, drop em and move on. (though some FG I know that complain about these types are the cause of their own pain...try being more interesting than a door knob and the hordes of lemurs will come to climb your tree)

It is but very true. Alas, those that tend to get their claws in deepest are the whores whom you often hope against hope that you can cure or redeem in some way. As you say, drop em and move on, but the hope still somehow lingers. You know that in five or ten years, they'll be some old haggard slapper in the pong, or living with some squaddie in a rural shithole somewhere.

It is the last laugh.

[cstaylor]

[Samurai_Jerk]

It is but very true. Alas, those that tend to get their claws in deepest are the whores whom you often hope against hope that you can cure or redeem in some way.

Are you fucking kidding me? You sound like a Grade-A pussy.

[Dreamy_Peach]

These are without doubt grade a answers.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Got a red snot with this remark:

Your the pussy, fag!

[rooboy]

If he's cool, hang out with a gay gaijin who dresses in that metrosexual style the young Japanese love. You'll find hordes of cute J gals coming up to you and then you can go off with em when they work out your friend likes their male friends.

I work with a fucking funny gay Brit, the J cuties love him. He's like a fucking magnet and then the cuties are my option when he tells them he's not interested in them that way.

[Greji]

the whores whom you often hope against hope that you can cure or redeem in some way

Does getting them to lower their prices count as redemption?