Random Kim Jong Il Caption Contest

by **Doctor Stop** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:37 pm

"Facebook hits North Korea."

by **dimwit** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:07 pm

Now are these the ones we purged in 1973 or 1974? All these names and faces get me so confused.

by **Thanatos' embalmed botfly** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:20 pm

"We can bury a family of 3 in one of these? Get it done."

by **Thanatos' embalmed botfly** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:23 pm

"I am fucking starving. Let's barbeque all of them. I hope you two shits are on the next page."

by **Midwinter** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:41 pm

And you're telling me they're all named Kim?!

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed May 18, 2011 2:32 pm

by **matsuki** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:25 pm

All citizens will now be issued a WWKJID booklet...

by **Yokohammer** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:32 pm

There is a condom missing from your illustrious leader's wallet ... OK, fess up.

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed May 18, 2011 6:21 pm

"FBI, nobody move."

by **Mike Oxlong** » Wed May 18, 2011 6:56 pm

Guess whose annual Disneyland Passport came in today, bitches!

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:33 pm

by **nikoneko** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:07 pm

Do you see this passport? It is exactly 3.8 inches in length. We Koreans have the smallest in the world. This is what makes us great!

by **Iraira** » Thu May 19, 2011 12:04 am

Is there a reason why my dome is so friggin' huge relative to my body?

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:16 am

"Official Panty Inspector. Ladies, you know the drill."

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:51 am

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu May 19, 2011 10:59 am

by **Doctor Stop** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:31 pm

by **Midwinter** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:35 pm

Watch, if I squeeze hard enough I'll poop out diamonds.

by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:56 pm

We'd all really like to know who put the super-glue in the toothpaste!

by **Thanatos' embalmed botfly** » Fri May 20, 2011 7:08 pm

"Haha, she said 'what's bukkake'?"

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri May 20, 2011 7:16 pm

Shoulda seen the look on Bush's face when I told him I'd shove my Taepodong right down his throat!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri May 20, 2011 7:53 pm

by **dimwit** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:46 am

Me? I keep my teeth green with Soylent Green.

by **Doctor Stop** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:06 am

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doug.

Doug who?

Doug Soup.

Doug Soup who?

Doug Soup vely dericious.

by **Crystal Skull** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:01 pm

More pics are here...

http://thechive.com/2011/05/04/kim-jong-il-ooks-at-things-26-photos/

http://thechive.com/2011/05/16/kim-jong-il-stares-at-things-part-ii-30-photos/

by **Yokohammer** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:44 pm

Um, yeah ... we knew that.
The thread title is: "Random Kim Jong Il Caption Contest"

The clue is in "Caption Contest".

by **Greji** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:58 pm

Gotta that Hammer. But, could you write slower. Some of us don't read to well...
:cool:

by **Yokohammer** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:05 pm

I tried, but the damn edit mode timed out on me somewhere between a "c" and a "k" ... :doh:

by **Greji** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:18 pm

But you got the "f" and "u" in all right?
:cool:

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:41 pm

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