Japanese traffic signals and other driving fun

[Coligny]

Scoop: water is wet and Expressway interchanges are complex, movie at eleven...

[matsuki]

キープ簡単。。。。プリーーーーズ！

[matsuki]

So until I buy a new vehicle and mount enough LED light bars on it to turn night into day, I decided the best nightly use for the "Military grade" LED projector flashlight I have is for giving a big FU to the face of idiots driving around with with their highbeams on. Good aim takes practice but it's strong enough and bright enough to annoy the fugguers. So far, about 50% of the time it works....high beams get turned off immediately. The others, assholes to the core, must simply enjoy being blasted in the face?

[legion]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

[Coligny]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

Yup... it's amazeball how for Led tech have gone...

[Russell]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

Is that actually true?

[legion]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

Is that actually true?

I believe so, it is the downside of having eyes adapted to harsh sunlight

I go riding with some guys from my old company, some of them hate riding narrow country roads after dark because they find it hard to see.

Ever wondered why everything is lit up here even in the day.

[Russell]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

Is that actually true?

I believe so, it is the downside of having eyes adapted to harsh sunlight

I go riding with some guys from my old company, some of them hate riding narrow country roads after dark because they find it hard to see.

Ever wondered why everything is lit up here even in the day.

When you say white people's eyes, do you mean blue eyes?

[Coligny]

Had a friend with super light blue eyes. You could make her sneeze on command by flashing light in her eyes.

It was awesome...

[matsuki]

These days the bicycle lamps are dazzling

The upside of white people eyes is we see good in dim light, the downside of asian eyes is they don't.

Is that actually true?

I believe so, it is the downside of having eyes adapted to harsh sunlight

I go riding with some guys from my old company, some of them hate riding narrow country roads after dark because they find it hard to see.

Ever wondered why everything is lit up here even in the day.

When you say white people's eyes, do you mean blue eyes?

Not sure about night/day vision but the Japanese/Asians in general are usually ranked as having the most terrible eyesight in the world. The latest reasoning I read somewhere was it being related to lack of sunlight as children, causing myoptia. Hikikomori lifestyle be damned, get those kiddies outside in the sun!

[Coligny]

Not sure I like where this is going...

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Tell me when those bastard cross the Rhein again... I hate being awaken by the noise of boots walking up the champs elysees...

[legion]

When you say white people's eyes, do you mean blue eyes?

It's partly colour, partly shape

[legion]

Not sure I like where this is going...

Yesterday I walked into work while a severe looking OL walked out in business suit and heels. I didn't think I wanted her to walk on me, honest.

[matsuki]

Had a run in with the polite yet not quite so friendly local traffic patrol recently. (they've been setting up speed traps and and all kinds of weird hidden patrols to catch keitai users all over the place lately) I asked the dude about the whole green left turn arrow and giving passengers the walk sign at the crosswalk the traffic signal has just given vehicles the ok to drive through. He knew exactly what I was talking about and said there has been enough trouble with that fucked setup that they are actively replacing them. (haven't seen one replaced yet) ....and then proceeded to ticket me for an infraction at an intersection with conflicting signs, faded/missing paint, and a situation I was forced into. Baby steps?

[wagyl]

a situation I was forced into.

Unless the crime involved being stationary, you are never ever forced into it. You always have the option to stop.

[matsuki]

Was directed by one of those idiots with the orange batons around a bus and into a turn lane that, depending on what was visible from where you were, had conflicting signs. I mean, it wasn't a gunpoint but I guess the lesson here is not to blindly trust those idiots in uniforms to direct you as ultimately the police will still hold you responsible.

[Russell]

Was directed by one of those idiots with the orange batons around a bus and into a turn lane that, depending on what was visible from where you were, had conflicting signs. I mean, it wasn't a gunpoint but I guess the lesson here is not to blindly trust those idiots in uniforms to direct you as ultimately the police will still hold you responsible.

I can't help thinking that you have a talent to get into that kind of trouble...

[Mike Oxlong]

[matsuki]

No doubt...but mind you this wasn't speeding or some kind of wreckless driving. Even the officer admitted it was messed up but that didn't stop him from printing a ticket.

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[Grumpy Gramps]

Was directed by one of those idiots with the orange batons

That's how the baton-guys supplement their income; tips from cops.

[matsuki]

conspiracy!

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[Coligny]

No doubt...but mind you this wasn't speeding or some kind of wreckless driving. Even the officer admitted it was messed up but that didn't stop him from printing a ticket.

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Reckless not wreckless...

And I always give the finger to the idiots in uniform or klaxon them away from my path.

Reason being... muh car, muh license, muh insurance...

Police give orders, you follow... slanted fuckwad give orders... who the fuck cares... and they could probably make a better living by selling all their extra chromosomes...

[Takechanpoo]

in j-road troubles, fistfighting hardly happens coz most of japanese people are timid and physically weak and j-authorities are not generous to self-defence and then the people tends to resort to passive aggressive acts even when they are driving a car.

some good yt accounts of j-road rage compilation
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWenhU ... nLw/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2TjdE ... G1A/videos

[matsuki]

Road rage and asshole drivers are hardly unique to Japan but the amount of oblivious driver s here is getting worse...

[Buraku]

Truck Driving Doctor and Scientist of Wakanda Freak Out goes off on Trainer Dash Cam.
https://files.catbox.moe/22cuij.mp4

Japanese company developing “night vision” for cars
https://www.autoindustriya.com/auto-ind ... -cars.html

[Coligny]

Japanese company developing “night vision” for cars
https://www.autoindustriya.com/auto-ind ... -cars.html

Pretty sure S-Class Mercobenz had that feature 20 years ago…

[Buraku]

'Brick' or 'Phone' ?

https://files.catbox.moe/wtx6zp.mp4

[Coligny]

'Brick' or 'Phone' ?

https://files.catbox.moe/wtx6zp.mp4

!!!WURNANG!!!

CHINESE “FEEL GOOD” PRORPRAGANDA !!!

[Buraku]

A normal day in the USA, Car accident and an emergency vehicle

H&M I assume some place like Chicago aka Shit-cago

Dey gonna jails

Ya'll hit de Fire Truck Yall !

Wakanda gets into Ax-id-ent with Aboo Lamp emergency ambalamb vehicle...dey done did hit dat mergency, sheeeeeiit that sheeeiit. Dey got Siren Onzs! Dindu Nuffins n Dindoo nuffinz! Daayum I done Niggas hurt my leg niggaz! Damn!! sheeeeeiiit n niggaz be Dayum!
felony! felony! felony! felony! felonies!!! dat mutha fuckka was rite show wuz on...i seen dat sheeeiit bro, i seen that sheeeeiit, i seen dat sheeeeiit yeah! Dey Sirens!
I am ain't high!
i dunno
Don doo dat! Dit u know dey can run tab on dem vehicle numbers....I DON GIVE NOS FUK NIGGA, WONG! I DON GIVE NO FUCK BIIITCH NIGGA BIIIETCH WUZ UP IMA, RUN UP, WAS UP....more ooking eeking and screeching

https://files.catbox.moe/encpny.mp4

The only thing that shocked me was the lack thereof nobody screeching WUUUUURDSTAAA-shithop uploading it to Lee "Q" O'Denat's website on Livestream...looking into the camera making selfies and then playing a game of 'Knockout' with random passers by.


The Honda Civic Type R Super GT Race Car Looks Completely Nuts

https://www.thedrive.com/news/the-honda ... etely-nuts

US Shift to Electric Vehicles Tests Japanese Automakers

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news ... 153554569/

[Coligny]

The civic type r street version is so factory riced up that I would not even find where to stick more shit on the body.
It was designed by a toddler on redbull…