Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 2

by **Iraira** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:37 am

kamome wrote:I laughed so hard when I read this post. Thanks, Iraira!:D

Kisses back at you....and don't forget to check out "Shaving Brian's Privates", coming soon to a Jack Shack near you.

by **kamome** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:42 am

Takechanpoo wrote:You have an unconsciousness that almost all of Russian females are whore.
Face your unconsciousness.

You're the only one saying this, Take. And you sound more racist every time you repeat it.

by **Tsuru** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:03 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Regardless of whether you dude are white, black or blown, what you dude thought is unconsciously racistic. You have an unconsciousness that almost all of Russian females are whore.
Face your unconsciousness.

I'll make you face my unconsciousness in a minute.

by **Adhesive** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:21 am

Iraira wrote: "Indiana Bones and the Black Hole of Mammoo".

I've haven't heard of this one before, but I am a big fan of "In Dianna Jones and the Temple of Poon".

by **Iraira** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:07 am

Adhesive wrote::lol: I've haven't heard of this one before, but I am a big fan of "In Dianna Jones and the Temple of Poon".

Was that the Director's Cut with the extra footage of Dianna Jones auditioning for the role that made her famous?

by **Greji** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:32 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Regardless of whether you dude are white, black or blown, what you dude thought is unconsciously racistic. You have an unconsciousness that almost all of Russian females are whore.
Face your unconsciousness.

That is interesting logic Take, but unfortunately it is the logic developed of a Japanese closed island culture, that needs desparately to have consensus agreement. i.e. that woman is a Russian, ergo! She's a whore!

That is only aspoused in a few places and Japan is the largest offender.

True that part of the Russian GDP is their Mafia exporting whores to a lot of areas around the world and Japan is one of its larger customers. However, during the 60s and 70s, Japan and then Korea were major exporters of hair pie before Russia ever got into the trade at any level. So the pot really could address the kettle as "Hey Bro"!

I would hghly suspect that it is your own "unconsciousness" you are citing here!

:cool:

by **unkosando** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:49 pm

Adhesive wrote::lol: I've haven't heard of this one before, but I am a big fan of "In Dianna Jones and the Temple of Poon".

Who could forget about this one...

I saw this one in college... It's a masterpiece!!

by **james** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:28 pm

don't forget these enduring classics as well:

- Schindler's Fist
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Beverly Hills Copulator
- White Men Can't Hump
- Riding Miss Daisy
- City Lickers
- XXX-Men

by **Bucky** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:52 am

by **Iraira** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:51 pm

james wrote:don't forget these enduring classics as well:

- Schindler's Fist
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Beverly Hills Copulator
- White Men Can't Hump
- Riding Miss Daisy
- City Lickers
- XXX-Men

Good list, but how could we forget the movie that started the CG porn revolution, Star Whores.
-Brandy Highridge (my porn name)

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:06 am

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:13 am

Unlikely pair shot: Bono with Prime Minister Fukuda's wife.

by **dimwit** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:54 am

Mulboyne wrote:

Unlikely pair shot: Bono with Prime Minister Fukuda's wife.

Shave off Bono's beard and you have a beautiful old lesbian couple.

by **Takechanpoo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:45 pm

Mulboyne wrote:

Unlikely pair shot: Bono with Prime Minister Fukuda's wife.

Remember that this ba-san is a diplomat(I forgot her name), not Fukuda's wife.

by **GuyJean** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:57 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Remember that this ba-san is a diplomat(I forgot her name), not Fukuda's wife.

Didn't she represent Japan at the UN, or something? Her English is really good..

GJ

by **canman** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:07 pm

She was the UN Refugee head for a few years. And yes she speaks English very well. But I'm sure she isn't Fukuda's wife.

by **dimwit** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:28 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Remember that this ba-san is a diplomat(I forgot her name), not Fukuda's wife.

Does the name Sadako Ogata ring a bell?

by **Greji** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:04 pm

dimwit wrote:Does the name Sadako Ogata ring a bell?

No. Is she related to Noriko?
:wink4:

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:09 pm

dimwit wrote:Does the name Sadako Ogata ring a bell?

Oops

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:22 pm

I'm sure I'm right this time: here's Rinko Kikuchi partying with Barack Obama

by **halfnip** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:30 pm

Mulboyne wrote:

I'm sure I'm right this time: here's Rinko Kikuchi partying with Barack Obama

That cannot be the same disgusting deaf chick that flashed her kitty in Babel. She looks sooo different... Amazing. Props for letting it all hang loose though.

by **Iraira** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:36 pm

Mulboyne wrote:

I'm sure I'm right this time: here's Rinko Kikuchi partying with Barack Obama

He's got my vote. I like the way he accentuated his African-American roots by adding blonde streaks to his hair.

by **Greji** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:19 pm

Iraira wrote:He's got my vote. I like the way he accentuated his African-American roots by adding blonde streaks to his hair.

Ira etc! Don't you know nothing or anybody? That's Robert DeNiro and Madonna!
:cool:

by **Iraira** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:35 pm

Greji wrote:Ira etc! Don't you know nothing or anybody? That's Robert DeNiro and Madonna!

Someone else told me it was David Hasselhoff and Naomi Campbell on their way to Alky's Anonymous and Telephone Thrower's Anonymous.....now I'm confused...and on a Tuesday no less.

by **Bucky** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:46 pm

by **Oradea** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:43 pm

Bucky wrote:

Ahhh, if only there was a J face ontop of that body.
Will anpan man never die?never go out of vogue/fashion?
Can I buy stocks in anpan man?

by **Mulboyne** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:46 pm

The Toyonaka International Friendship Association. Nice hat.

by **Charles** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:56 am

This is from Hong Kong so I guess they're gaijin.

by **Adhesive** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:21 am

bikkle wrote:

Tempe Man Planned Super Bowl Massacre

Is it weird that the first thing I noticed when watching this news broadcast was the fact that there were two white-male news anchors?

by **ttjereth** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:40 am

bikkle wrote:

Tempe Man Planned Super Bowl Massacre

There's something wrong with the water in that town.

ELSEWHERE ON KPHO.COM: A Tempe police officer posted explicit images of his ex-girlfriend for sale on eBay after she refused to have sex with him, court documents show. CLICK HERE for details.

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