What is your standard response to...

[abortedape]

logical fallacy? who the fuck is this pretentious twat? Quaternio terminorum my fucking arse! it just don't wash mate! plus it's probably nice if you're a non eye rak septic to spread a bit of happiness and tolerate dick wads bugging your air cos they can't be arsed to shell out for Noba or some other bleed the natives dry scam where you get taught by some retarded Appalachian duelling banjo ass bandit pissed with its own importance, ('hi Hiroshi how's it hanging dude? Hey that's cool man, anyway back to me') but when you're having a quiet sit down with some mates trying to ignore the fucks for a minute and a half and some rude bog face intervenes, I mean it's enough to make you vote Obama! fuck off to some other age Shuji and take your fucked pronunciation with you. Without prejudice of course.

[Typhoon]

In point of fact, you haven't provided me with an explanation at all. What you did was write some schizophrenic sentence about logical falacies, tattoos and mind reading.

Its just dawned on me, but English isn't your native language, is it? That's why you are all pro English bandit, right?

Of course it's much easier for you to believe that then engage in some much needed reflection and self-examination.

All too common among the F-d-up-G one encounters.

[Iraira]

logical fallacy? who the fuck is this pretentious twat? Quaternio terminorum my fucking arse! it just don't wash mate! plus it's probably nice if you're a non eye rak septic to spread a bit of happiness and tolerate dick wads bugging your air cos they can't be arsed to shell out for Noba or some other bleed the natives dry scam where you get taught by some retarded Appalachian duelling banjo ass bandit pissed with its own importance, ('hi Hiroshi how's it hanging dude? Hey that's cool man, anyway back to me') but when you're having a quiet sit down with some mates trying to ignore the fucks for a minute and a half and some rude bog face intervenes, I mean it's enough to make you vote Obama! fuck off to some other age Shuji and take your fucked pronunciation with you. Without prejudice of course.

Don't be rude to the inbred folk. They didn't ask for mom and dad to be brother and sister.

[Torimaro]

('hi Hiroshi how's it hanging dude? Hey that's cool man, anyway back to me')

pretty funny and completely true.
you sound kinda bitter.

[Mulboyne]

I just spotted an old post by blogger Coal (who I think might have cropped up on these forums under the name "Rudd-Crunch") which has some suggested strategies for such situations.

Dealing with Leeches

[Behan]

I just spotted an old post by blogger Coal (who I think might have cropped up on these forums under the name "Rudd-Crunch") which has some suggested strategies for such situations.

Dealing with Leeches

I think he sums it up pretty well, especially the use of flattery by leeches to take the lead.

[abortedape]

surely a fuck off would suffice

[Greji]

surely a fuck off would suffice

You would think it should, but it doesn't! The above post by Mulboyne has the best method to get rid of them, other than a hard right hook to the jaw.

[Iraira]

You would think it should, but it doesn't! The above post by Mulboyne has the best method to get rid of them, other than a hard right hook to the jaw.

I've found that offering to teach them how to say "nigiripe" in English causes most of them to leave, especially when I toss them one in their face.


btw..."nigiripe" means to fart in your hand and throw it in someone's face. We always called it a "buttercup".

[Charles]

Oh.. I just thought of the flip side of the equation.. someone who claims to speak English but doesn't, someone like a hotel clerk or such. They're just as much of a waste of time as an English leech. My grandfather taught me a test phrase to use, here's an example, adapted from a real life circumstance I encountered in Mexico City:

Me: Hello, do you speak English?
Faker: Yes!
Me: Good. I have a room reserved under the name [Name]. Is it ready?
Faker: Yes!
Me: Excellent. I'd like to check in.
Faker: Yes!
Me: OK, do you need me to fill out any forms or such?
Faker: Yes! (no forms are offered)
Me: Ara Parseghian?
Faker: Yes!
Me: (walks away in exasperation, looking for a different clerk)

[Gilligan]

So I was sitting with my son at a local American chain restaurant--not a fast food joint, but a real restaurant. Next to us were a couple from Australia (or I assumed from their accents) clearly tourists in Japan. As my son and I were eating, I realized that they had been joined by a Japanese man, who I assumed was a colleague or some such because he was doing quite a bit of talking while the couple sat politely and listened. I went back to my dinner and my discussion with my son. Later, I noticed that the Japanese man at the table next to us had disappeared and the couple had begun again to enjoy their wine and the conversation between the two of them. Finally, out of nowhere, I saw the Japanese man sit down again at the table next to us and it became evident from the reaction of this nice couple that they had never seen this man before this evening. As soon as he got up again, the couple left their half full bottle of wine on the table and raced for the door.

I can only begin to guess what these people feel about Japan and Japanese people. And all because people like Typhoon are willing to accept and even encourage such behavior.

[Samurai_Jerk]

So I was sitting with my son at a local American chain restaurant--not a fast food joint, but a real restaurant. Next to us were a couple from Australia (or I assumed from their accents) clearly tourists in Japan. As my son and I were eating, I realized that they had been joined by a Japanese man, who I assumed was a colleague or some such because he was doing quite a bit of talking while the couple sat politely and listened. I went back to my dinner and my discussion with my son. Later, I noticed that the Japanese man at the table next to us had disappeared and the couple had begun again to enjoy their wine and the conversation between the two of them. Finally, out of nowhere, I saw the Japanese man sit down again at the table next to us and it became evident from the reaction of this nice couple that they had never seen this man before this evening. As soon as he got up again, the couple left their half full bottle of wine on the table and raced for the door.

I can only begin to guess what these people feel about Japan and Japanese people. And all because people like Typhoon are willing to accept and even encourage such behavior.

I've seen the flip side of this too. The jerk off gaijin at the bar who thinks every Japanese person (especially every Japanese girl) is so impressed with his gaijinness that he insists on joining their table no matter what the situation.

[Gilligan]

I've seen the flip side of this too. The jerk off gaijin at the bar who thinks every Japanese person (especially every Japanese girl) is so impressed with his gaijinness that he insists on joining their table no matter what the situation.

Absolutely true there SJ. Embarrassments to us all. But not really relevant to the point of the thread or, more to my point, Typhoon's reaction (or over-reaction if you will) to it.

[Takechanpoo]

So I was sitting with my son at a local American chain restaurant--not a fast food joint, but a real restaurant. Next to us were a couple from Australia (or I assumed from their accents) clearly tourists in Japan. As my son and I were eating, I realized that they had been joined by a Japanese man, who I assumed was a colleague or some such because he was doing quite a bit of talking while the couple sat politely and listened. I went back to my dinner and my discussion with my son. Later, I noticed that the Japanese man at the table next to us had disappeared and the couple had begun again to enjoy their wine and the conversation between the two of them. Finally, out of nowhere, I saw the Japanese man sit down again at the table next to us and it became evident from the reaction of this nice couple that they had never seen this man before this evening. As soon as he got up again, the couple left their half full bottle of wine on the table and raced for the door.

This is a typical white dudes' attitude to mondoloid dudes.
Basically white dudes (or whitenized non-white dudes) regard mongoloids as not personalily but object(Look at Holliwood movies!!!). Especially tourist ones are not interested in Japanese as personality and don't try to associate with Japanese from the beginning. Japanese (especially Japanese men) are nothing but scenery for these white dudes. So it is inevitable for these nonconsciously racist white dudes to ignore Japanese and avoid discussion with us.
FUCK YOU

[Midwinter]

This is a typical white dudes' attitude to mondoloid dudes.
Basically white dudes (or whitenized non-white dudes) regard mongoloids as not personalily but object(Look at Holliwood movies!!!). Especially tourist ones are not interested in Japanese as personality and don't try to associate with Japanese from the beginning. Japanese (especially Japanese men) are nothing but scenery for these white dudes. So it is inevitable for these nonconsciously racist white dudes to ignore Japanese and avoid discussion with us.
FUCK YOU

Good one Mr Miyagi! Go fill a stereotype.

[Greji]

This is a typical white dudes' attitude to mondoloid dudes.
FUCK YOU

Good point Take. Next time you and your girl friend go out for a quiet dinner, I'll come up and sit down at your table uninvited and ask to practice my Japanese while I pour myself a maximum hit out of your bottle of wine and fire on your babe. Since you insinuate this is Japanese style, it should be okay, ne?

[Midwinter]

Good point Take. Next time you and your girl friend go out for a quiet dinner...

I hear she's an awesome conversationalist.

[Kagetsu]

I hear she's an awesome conversationalist.

She sure does get around though.

[Mock Cockpit]

, the couple left their half full bottle of wine on the table and raced for the door.

Did you snatch the wine?

[Behan]

Good point Take. Next time you and your girl friend go out for a quiet dinner, I'll come up and sit down at your table uninvited and ask to practice my Japanese while I pour myself a maximum hit out of your bottle of wine and fire on your babe. Since you insinuate this is Japanese style, it should be okay, ne?

An excellent reply.

[Shikoku.Kichiguy]

I'm impressed, take-chan.
Seeing that an object such as yourself can state an opinion so subjectively.