FAO Yanpa

[Mike Oxlong]

[yanpa]

Well those Greeks did owe me a lot of money...

[Taro Toporific]

[Coligny]

Where is the rest of the seks tape ?

[Coligny]

The UK is soooo fucked right nao...

WARNING: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/60 ... 1439183348

[Russell]

The UK is soooo fucked right nao...

WARNING: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/60 ... 1439183348

If they are similar to the ones in Holland, they are harmless, though a little scary.

Now, speaking of spiders, I am looking for some of these.



They are called アシダカグモ in Japanese.

Anyone know where I can get those?

I need them to keep the roaches out of my compost heap...

[Yokohammer]

Anyone know where I can get those?

I need them to keep the roaches out of my compost heap...

There should be plenty in the Kinki region, although I doubt you can pick 'em up in the pet shop. We used to have those things living in the house in Yokohama (and never saw a roach the whole time we were there). They get freakin' huge and are scary fast, but are nice to have around in areas where roaches are prevalent. We haven't seen any up here though, because they seem to prefer warmer climes and their distribution stops just below Fukushima, if I remember correctly.

Do you already have a roaches in your compost? If so, I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before the spiders find 'em.

[Coligny]

I had one like this in the workshop...

With 3 cats in the house she didn't stand a chance...

RIP spidey...

[Russell]

I had one like this in the workshop...

With 3 cats in the house she didn't stand a chance...

RIP spidey...

I just bought two Guinea Pigs yesterday.

But since they are still small, they may become prey to them spideros.

[Russell]

Anyone know where I can get those?

I need them to keep the roaches out of my compost heap...

There should be plenty in the Kinki region, although I doubt you can pick 'em up in the pet shop. We used to have those things living in the house in Yokohama (and never saw a roach the whole time we were there). They get freakin' huge and are scary fast, but are nice to have around in areas where roaches are prevalent. We haven't seen any up here though, because they seem to prefer warmer climes and their distribution stops just below Fukushima, if I remember correctly.

Do you already have a roaches in your compost? If so, I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before the spiders find 'em.

I have never seen those spiders around my house, but maybe they just converge on roach nests.

I counted four big roaches in my compost when I turned it over. They may be specialized in compost, but I am a bit worried they will find my home when it gets colder. I already found one inside a couple of weeks ago. It may also be that they came from my ケチ neighbor. The Missus heard from their daughter-in-law that they are basically infested...

[Coligny]

You know... Having garden-compost-roach is not that horrifying... There's stuff that just exist together...
Try cats in the house... Even just one... Bugs hunting is their #1 hobby... At least you don't have to by hexbug to distract them like i do...

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[Russell]

You know... Having garden-compost-roach is not that horrifying... There's stuff that just exist together...
Try cats in the house... Even just one... Bugs hunting is their #1 hobby... At least you don't have to by hexbug to distract them like i do...

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I have been considering a cat, but decided against it.

First, the combination with a grand piano is not very desirable. I don't even want to think what it looks like when it sharpens its nails against the piano's legs.

Second, I am kind of worried about all those parasites carried by cats. Cat litter is basically chemical waste.

So, it is spiders.

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Cats are vermin. Spiders eat bugs.
Spiders win.

[Coligny]

Cats eats spiders and bugs.

You are vermin.
You will be exterminated.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Hmm, my cat doens't eat no bugs nore spiders. But then that's maybe bcause He likes the delicacies that I proffer Him so much better that He doesn't want anything else. I'm just such a wonderful cook (for cats that is)

[wagyl]

IT and tentacles and a wicked sense of humour. Now we know Yanpa's accent!

[Wage Slave]

A piece of octopus inspired art that I haven't seen before from Dali. "Medusa"

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[yanpa]

[Russell]

[Taro Toporific]

Sadly, there has been hugely disappointing cancellation for Valentine's Day...

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crosscut.com/2016/02/attention-the-public-octopus-sex-act-has-been-cancelled/

[yanpa]

It's just a cover reason - the truth is I'm having an affair with Becky, which will be plastered all over next week's shunga.

[Coligny]

It's just a cover reason - the truth is I'm having an affair with Becky, which will be plastered all over next week's shunga.

D00d you lost all credibility after your 3 min stunt in the opening title of spectre.
Go back to your underwater cave and wait for people to forget that train wreck (or remember that Quantum of Solace was even worse)

[Taro Toporific]

"Nosferatu pose"

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Fighting octopuses 'change colour to signal intent'
BBC News | 29 January 2016
Biologists studied a group of Sydney octopuses off Australia's east coast and observed a range of behaviour that may indicate complex social signalling.
Octopuses that stand tall, turn dark and spread their web in a "Nosferatu pose" are likely showing aggression.
Conversely, octopuses may display a pale colour after losing a fight or when trying to avoid conflict.
It was previously believed that octopuses were largely solitary creatures. Changes to body colour and other behaviour were interpreted as tactics to avoid predators...
...Prof Godfrey-Smith worked with co-author David Scheel, from Alaska Pacific University, and students to comb through 53 hours of footage, observing 186 interactions between the octopuses.
These included the Nosferatu pose, along with reaching, grappling and mating.
Watching these long videos was "much more exhausting than I expected", Prof Godfrey Smith said.
"Identifying an individual from minute to minute is very difficult, because they change colour and shape.
full text..

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[Mike Oxlong]

[yanpa]

Definitely an "Examiner of underclothing", just a case of hiding the tentacle with the hidden camera from the nice policemen called to the station/escalator.

[matsuki]

I wonder if he's into sista's

[Samurai_Jerk]

I wonder if he's into sista's

She and Sean K. would make a cute couple.

[matsuki]

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I wonder if he's into sista's

She and Sean K. would make a cute couple.

...and some really confused kids

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

They'd probably make some great Indigenous Strayans except combined they have too much non-white blood.
I suppose it all comes down to what they identify as.

[Taro Toporific]

Where is the rest of the [tentacle] seks tape ?

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