FAO Choko

[Coligny]

Better to avoid scary exotic food no ?

Wish I had last weekend. My stomach is still fucked from the super spicy Korean fried chicken I ate.

The last Hawaiian burger thing from McDo was surprisingly spicy especially by McDo's standards...
Needless to say I've been shitting ceramic melting acid for the past 2 days, the Xenomorphs from alien got nothing on me...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Better to avoid scary exotic food no ?

Wish I had last weekend. My stomach is still fucked from the super spicy Korean fried chicken I ate.

The last Hawaiian burger thing from McDo was surprisingly spicy especially by McDo's standards...
Needless to say I've been shitting ceramic melting acid for the past 2 days, the Xenomorphs from alien got nothing on me...

BK Japan had a Crazy Whopper a few years back that had a handful of jalapenos smothered in bhut jolokia sauce stuffed into the bun. I decided to try it after one too many drinks.

[J.A.F.O]

Well... SJ being a 'Merkun... And not exactly a sophisticamated one... Better to avoid scary exotic food no ?

I do crepes and galettes sarazin (traditionnal stuff, not the wallpaper crap they sell here). But you'll have to stay until breakfast...

I hold that French food is the standard and not the exotic No? My mother being French I supposed I'm being biased though. I would be willing to survive a night in the bunker for a real French breakfast.

[Coligny]

I dunno about Choko but for me ... of course My Nuts aren't gonna suck themselves and the wife doesn't wanna come up for air coughing up hairballs.

It's a concession really, she shaves the kitteh I shave the boys.

I'm sooo fucked aboot this...

Regular answer being... Aida Yua doesn't shave, so gfy...

I really need to change my screensaver, and background pictures...

[J.A.F.O]

I'm sooo fucked aboot this...

Regular answer being... Aida Yua doesn't shave, so gfy...

I really need to change my screensaver, and background pictures...

Send her a fan request to see if she'll shave it?

[Russell]

Well... SJ being a 'Merkun... And not exactly a sophisticamated one... Better to avoid scary exotic food no ?

I do crepes and galettes sarazin (traditionnal stuff, not the wallpaper crap they sell here). But you'll have to stay until breakfast...

I hold that French food is the standard and not the exotic No? My mother being French I supposed I'm being biased though. I would be willing to survive a night in the bunker for a real French breakfast.

Apart from the challenge of surviving a night in his bunker, you are saying this to a guy who tends to feast on McDonalds. Be careful what you wish...

[Coligny]

Dood, I'm an awesome cook. My personnal tastes have no link with mah mad l33t kitchun skillz...

(Now for the whole 'overnight survival in the bunker' part... Let say that between the precarious junk piles ready to crush you, the unlit stair, broken shitter, ninja cats trio, live firing range and random aircrafts with right of the way plus other festivities... Chances are slim to none to make it alive to the next morning for someoone not prepared physically and mentally...)

[Coligny]

I'm sooo fucked aboot this...

Regular answer being... Aida Yua doesn't shave, so gfy...

I really need to change my screensaver, and background pictures...

Send her a fan request to see if she'll shave it?

Got her mail ? The girl and her sister simply vanished into thin air when she retired.

[J.A.F.O]

Apart from the challenge of surviving a night in his bunker, you are saying this to a guy who tends to feast on McDonalds. Be careful what you wish...

Yea it does seem like a risky gamble ... however for the prospect of some good cooking

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Got her mail ? The girl and her sister simply vanished into thin air when she retired.

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

[matsuki]

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

She might not be recognizable...past expiration date and chunked up, might be better left undiscovered.

[J.A.F.O]

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

She might not be recognizable...past expiration date and chunked up, might be better left undiscovered.

You aren't kidding with that one Choko. Damned oki food will make ya just as fat as Murican food. Maybe the old timers eat a little leaner but that doesn't seem to have carried over to the youth here.

[matsuki]

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

She might not be recognizable...past expiration date and chunked up, might be better left undiscovered.

You aren't kidding with that one Choko. Damned oki food will make ya just as fat as Murican food. Maybe the old timers eat a little leaner but that doesn't seem to have carried over to the youth here.

I give you exhibit A:

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Before

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After

...by her own admission:

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[Coligny]

Torbo'ed FRS / BRZ / FT 86

[matsuki]

[Samurai_Jerk]

American Indian actors quit Adam Sandler movie over names

A group of American Indian actors walked off the set of an Adam Sandler movie this week over complaints about stereotypes, offensive names and scenes they say disrespected Native American religious practices.

Actor Loren Anthony told The Associated Press on Thursday that he and eight others quit the production of the satirical Western "The Ridiculous Six" after producers ignored their concerns about its portrayal of Apache culture and the inappropriate use of props.

Anthony said the script included offensive names for Native American female characters and a scene where a Native American woman urinated while smoking a peace pipe. Another scene used chicken feathers on teepees, he said.

[...]

"The movie has 'ridiculous' in the title for a reason: because it is ridiculous," a company statement released by Netflix said. "It is a broad satire of Western movies and the stereotypes they popularized, featuring a diverse cast that is not only part of — but in on — the joke."

[matsuki]

I guess it could (may become) worse....white people in "redface" with names like leaking cunt?

Considering the holocaust was inspired by how the US gov. dealt with tribes in the west, it's a wonder that an omikiri Jew like Sandler thinks they're fair game. I wonder how he'd feel about a Nazi movie that satires Jewish and Nazi stereotypes.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I guess it could (may become) worse....white people in "redface" with names like leaking cunt?

Considering the holocaust was inspired by how the US gov. dealt with tribes in the west, it's a wonder that an omikiri Jew like Sandler thinks they're fair game. I wonder how he'd feel about a Nazi movie that satires Jewish and Nazi stereotypes.

[matsuki]

While the idea of “indefinite detention” of people determined to be “enemies” of the United States is currently being debated, for American Indians this is an old issue and one in which they have had a great deal of experience. In 1885, the Chiricahua Apache-men, women, and children-surrendered to the United States Army on the condition that they were to be held as prisoners for two years and then they were to be allowed to return to their own land. Instead, they spent the next 27 years as prisoners of war in prisons in Alabama Florida, and Oklahoma.

[Samurai_Jerk]

While the idea of “indefinite detention” of people determined to be “enemies” of the United States is currently being debated, for American Indians this is an old issue and one in which they have had a great deal of experience. In 1885, the Chiricahua Apache-men, women, and children-surrendered to the United States Army on the condition that they were to be held as prisoners for two years and then they were to be allowed to return to their own land. Instead, they spent the next 27 years as prisoners of war in prisons in Alabama Florida, and Oklahoma.

What's your point other then being a member of the PC brigade?

[Coligny]

While the idea of “indefinite detention” of people determined to be “enemies” of the United States is currently being debated, for American Indians this is an old issue and one in which they have had a great deal of experience. In 1885, the Chiricahua Apache-men, women, and children-surrendered to the United States Army on the condition that they were to be held as prisoners for two years and then they were to be allowed to return to their own land. Instead, they spent the next 27 years as prisoners of war in prisons in Alabama Florida, and Oklahoma.

What's your point other then being a member of the PC brigade?

If nao you can't bash djouzes without being called PC brigade I'm off this planet...

[Samurai_Jerk]

While the idea of “indefinite detention” of people determined to be “enemies” of the United States is currently being debated, for American Indians this is an old issue and one in which they have had a great deal of experience. In 1885, the Chiricahua Apache-men, women, and children-surrendered to the United States Army on the condition that they were to be held as prisoners for two years and then they were to be allowed to return to their own land. Instead, they spent the next 27 years as prisoners of war in prisons in Alabama Florida, and Oklahoma.

What's your point other then being a member of the PC brigade?

If nao you can't bash djouzes without being called PC brigade I'm off this planet...

Was there Jew bashing? I was talking about his initial reaction to the story.

[Coligny]

Are you denying the holocaust, you nazi scum ?

/i'll be there all week, try the veil...

[matsuki]

While the idea of “indefinite detention” of people determined to be “enemies” of the United States is currently being debated, for American Indians this is an old issue and one in which they have had a great deal of experience. In 1885, the Chiricahua Apache-men, women, and children-surrendered to the United States Army on the condition that they were to be held as prisoners for two years and then they were to be allowed to return to their own land. Instead, they spent the next 27 years as prisoners of war in prisons in Alabama Florida, and Oklahoma.

What's your point other then being a member of the PC brigade?

With the holocaust, we're bombarded with the history and constantly reminded of it to the point where satire is unavoidable. With US/Apache(all the SW for that matter) relations, the history is really fucked and only told from the "white people settling the unused land" POV...and most Americans don't even know about that since it's not touched on in most history books. Fuck being PC but when 99% of the movies that drag Apache into them, have them speaking Lakota and being a bunch of drunk, peyote smoking hippies, with stupid names...it gets old.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Here Are the Jokes That Provoked Actors to Walk Off Adam Sandler's Set

[kurogane]

I wonder how he'd feel about a Nazi movie that satires Jewish and Nazi stereotypes.

I consider him a crime against comedy, but I betcha he wouldn't be an earnest, whiney turd like that Anthony kid that walked off the set. However unfunny he is in practice, he seems to have a good sense of humour. The real question is WTF any of the extras thought they were getting into when they signed up. Anybody with a working memory knows anything he has some control over is going to be a straight Mel Brooks ripoff sans the creative intelligence and genuine laughs. If my memory serves me, he is probably one the great pioneers of this newer Just Stupid is Funny trope all the current late night talk show hosts mistake for humour. Other than the Chanukah Song it has always been a tired schtick.

This reminds me of that whiney Puerto Rican "comedian" that walked off of Seinfeld. Clever enough as a selfie stunt, and being a really well spoken good looking kid maybe it will work for Whineslikegurl.

[kurogane]

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

She might not be recognizable...past expiration date and chunked up, might be better left undiscovered.

You aren't kidding with that one Choko. Damned oki food will make ya just as fat as Murican food. Maybe the old timers eat a little leaner but that doesn't seem to have carried over to the youth here.

Chronic early malnourishment is good...........for those that make the cut. It's a demographic bubble, and a health care time bomb. The Real Okinawan Diet!! is shockingly bad. You should see what the Yaeyama-ins are starting to look like. Think Konishiki without any exercise at all. OTOH, depending where it sits, Yua Aida with some meat on those delicious thighs and buttocks would be quite glorious. There is an early one of her out there where she is so ripe you can barely get 3 minutes into the oeuvre without popping. Satomi Suzuki and Sari Yoshida are 2 more examples: they were so ripe at first it almost felt bad to watch that happen to them. Then they hit 20 or 21, get on the uppers and downers diet and turn into stick people. Yuk.

[matsuki]

The real question is WTF any of the extras thought they were getting into when they signed up. Anybody with a working memory knows anything he has some control over is going to be a straight Mel Brooks ripoff sans the creative intelligence and genuine laughs. If my memory serves me, he is probably one the great pioneers of this newer Just Stupid is Funny trope all the current late night talk show hosts mistake for humour. Other than the Chanukah Song it has always been a tired schtick.

Pretty much THIS. I mean, I was giggling when I read what SJ just posted....

Sounds like they just grabbed random extras...and assumed they were "cool with it."

[Coligny]

I'll keep an eye out for her here in Oki. Seems like she's not the first AV star to hide out here ...

She might not be recognizable...past expiration date and chunked up, might be better left undiscovered.

You aren't kidding with that one Choko. Damned oki food will make ya just as fat as Murican food. Maybe the old timers eat a little leaner but that doesn't seem to have carried over to the youth here.

Chronic early malnourishment is good...........for those that make the cut. It's a demographic bubble, and a health care time bomb. The Real Okinawan Diet!! is shockingly bad. You should see what the Yaeyama-ins are starting to look like. Think Konishiki without any exercise at all. OTOH, depending where it sits, Yua Aida with some meat on those delicious thighs and buttocks would be quite glorious. There is an early one of her out there where she is so ripe you can barely get 3 minutes into the oeuvre without popping. Satomi Suzuki and Sari Yoshida are 2 more examples: they were so ripe at first it almost felt bad to watch that happen to them. Then they hit 20 or 21, get on the uppers and downers diet and turn into stick people. Yuk.

In her official debut video "Pichi Pichi" XV-163 (2004/ 01-VHS...03-DVD) she appears not different in body shape than in her final video "Eternal" TAO 040 (2007/11). Even in the... less official video debut that is/was SAP-001 from Style Art she is extremly constant. Might have to do with her tennis player background. Curvier than most, but not Nicky Minaj...

And just to fuck with my brain on this monday murnang. Look at what some comical Wikipedia Editor pulled on her page:

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Birthplace: TOYOHASHI... Yea, right...

No sources of course... There goes another wikiadmin that certainly deserve to be sacked. Which local clown claimed to be an editor there already ?
The japanese wiki still just list "aichi"

[kurogane]

And assuming they needed or wanted the work they probably should have been. If this were a work by a talented comedian or director I would support them much more. I don't not understand why they might be offended, but for their complaints to be actually worthy of consideration it simply can't be another piece of permanent infantilism by a PooPooPeePee comedian. It's like complaining in retrospect that The Marx Brothers used cheap sight gags for comedic effect that would now be passe; his work is at best derivative, frat boy panderschlock.

I also smell a touch of probably sincerely enough motivated opportunism, but if minorities want control over how they are represented they should make their own stuff. They do it on Cdn Indian TV (APTN) and on the Multicultural Channel (South, SE and NE Asian stuff)..............and the only whites watching it are the empathy addict cat ladies. I thought the Joy Luck Club was utter dross; all my Asian friends loved it. Which is cool, of course. But Adam Sandler is the LCD of LCD comedians. I don't go to Burger King when I want steak nouveau, but when I do go there I know what to expect.

End of rant..........

Coligny,

Oh, the curves I am not complaining about, but by the end there I thought her bum was getting bony. Keep in mind this is like Peter and Paul discussing the love of Jesus: we can disagree on small points but keep our devotion

[Samurai_Jerk]

And assuming they needed or wanted the work they probably should have been. If this were a work by a talented comedian or director I would support them much more.

I was listening to NPR this morning and it was asked why any of the actors would agree to do an Adam Sandler movie in the first place if they were worried about insensitive portrayals of Native Americans. Anthony claims that when he was first offered the role he said he wasn't interested but that he was assured they had cultural consultants and it wouldn't be offensive so he agreed. Maybe that's true but I find it hard to believe they would work that hard to get a guy who wasn't interested for a walk-on role. And even if it is true am I supposed to believe that they didn't see the script until they were on set? My guess is one person started having second thoughts and instead of just leaving himself, he decided to guilt everyone else into walking off with him. They should have just hired Cliff Curtis. He's played pretty much every type of brown guy there is in Hollywood other than what he actually is.