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Does Naked Sushi exist?

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Postby GuyJean » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:04 am

Marvin wrote:I was shocked to learn recently that there is only ONE sex service in Tokyo devoted exclusively to nyotaimori and the women are ALL Filipinos..
Were you 'pleasantly' shocked? ;)

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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:36 am

[quote="GuyJean"]Were you 'pleasantly' shocked? ]

You even need to ask? Marvin translated the original menu for them!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:01 pm

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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:10 pm

careful spider! You've just got Take feeling mighty frisky!;)
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:03 pm

Sorry!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:58 am

Marvin wrote:I wish!! I don't know how reliable the Japanese Wikipedia is, but it says that nyotaimori is a Western invention that has been attributed to the Japanese....

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Does Japanese Wikipedia mention the semenal photobook, A Day in the Life of Japan (Collins, 1986), which seems to have started the nyotaimori boom in the West as far as I can tell?

That book had 100 pro photographers from around the world set out to cover Japan as it existed on the day June 7, 1985.

Taro Toporific wrote:...I first heard about it. Body sushi was one of the most "interesting" photos in the Collins Publications bestseller A Day in the Life of Japan (May 1986) which was part of the "Day in the Life" series.
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:06 am

Sorry!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:53 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:53 pm

Taro, was that from last weekend at Arakubar?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:33 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]

Taro, was that from last weekend at Arakubar?
Gee, how did you guess?!
I thought with my bikini wax and wig would make it impossible for all of you to figure out it was me at my new job as a sushi model. :?
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:15 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Gee, how did you guess?!
I thought with my bikini wax and wig would make it impossible for all of you to figure out it was me at my new job as a sushi model. :?


Fooled me, although I did note that was an awfully small flower.....
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:40 pm

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dark, smoke-filled lounge, then slowly slides the model's black kimono off her body.
She's wearing the smallest of G-strings and tiny flower-shaped pasties. Slowly, she lies down on a small upraised stage.
Illuminated by an overhead light, Keir, 35, places bamboo leaves covered with bright sushi rolls on her nearly naked body. First on her right upper leg, then her left thigh and, finally, her chest.
A line of customers, almost 30 deep, waits in eager anticipation for the free sushi and the accompanying show.
A glittering disco ball above him spins as a mixture of hip-hop, techno and club music pulsates through the Dirty Martini.
Two women dressed in skimpy school girl outfits dance on either side of the model, gyrating with serpentine skill.
Clutching metal tongs, Keir plucks a piece of sushi from a long narrow leaf, then places it onto a small, black plastic plate held by a patron.
Welcome to naked sushi....[INDENT]Jun 27, 2008 - St. Petersburg Times[/INDENT]
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:04 am

Fox: Ancient Japanese 'Naked Sushi' Tradition Catches On in Florida
...The ritual known in Japanese as "Nyotaimori" (which means "female body presentation") originated in Japan hundreds of years ago as part of the geisha scene, historians say...more...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:53 am

Mulboyne wrote:Fox: Ancient Japanese 'Naked Sushi' Tradition Catches On in Florida

This must be a influence by Wai Wai.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:44 am

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Telegraph: Sushi eaten off naked woman in recreation of Sex And The City restaurant scene
Match Of The Day pundit Mark Lawrenson joined guests to eat the raw fish delicacy off model Becky Wu, who recreated the pose opening of the V-Sushi bar of the Vincent Hotel in Southport. In the Sex and The City film Samantha, played by Kim Cattrall, strips off and covers herself in sashimi as a Valentines Day treat for partner Smith. The designer hotel in Southport opened its doors earlier this year and the owners chose to open a Japanese restaurant to appeal to the influx of Asian guests...
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Postby alicia454 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:37 am

That's just gross, sexist, and likely a health code violation. What a waste of good food, by placing it on a semi-nude sweaty bimbo. Hard to believe that there were women eating there. I would have walked out.

How many straight men would like to eat sushi off the semi-nude sweaty body of a burly male football player? Their wide chest would provide a larger serving area.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:37 pm

alicia454 wrote:That's just gross, sexist, and likely a health code violation. What a waste of good food, by placing it on a semi-nude sweaty bimbo. Hard to believe that there were women eating there. I would have walked out.

How many straight men would like to eat sushi off the semi-nude sweaty body of a burly male football player? Their wide chest would provide a larger serving area.


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Postby Charles » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:48 pm

alicia454 wrote:How many straight men would like to eat sushi off the semi-nude sweaty body of a burly male football player? Their wide chest would provide a larger serving area.

This is not an issue of larger serving areas. Female and male chests are a matter of quality vs. quantity.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:53 pm

alicia454 wrote:That's just gross, sexist, and likely a health code violation. What a waste of good food, by placing it on a semi-nude sweaty bimbo. Hard to believe that there were women eating there. I would have walked out.
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Good. You would have fucked up everyone's evening
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Postby Dragonette » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:26 pm

alicia454 wrote:How many straight men would like to eat sushi off the semi-nude sweaty body of a burly male football player? Their wide chest would provide a larger serving area.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:34 pm

That's some sick fuck. Imagine the hairy pubes getting into your sushi.
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Postby hundefar » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:48 pm

alicia454 wrote:That's just gross, sexist, and likely a health code violation.


Those are good things, right?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:57 pm

alicia454 wrote:That's just gross, sexist, and likely a health code violation. What a waste of good food, by placing it on a semi-nude sweaty bimbo. Hard to believe that there were women eating there. I would have walked out.

How many straight men would like to eat sushi off the semi-nude sweaty body of a burly male football player? Their wide chest would provide a larger serving area.


so i guess that you've never licked whipped cream off a boyfriend or done tequila body shots in a bar?

alicia, why exactly are you in japan? just about every post you comment on has either the words 'gross, ick, eww, sexist, wrong, etc etc' in it. if you're so into feminism and stories without the 'ick' factor (although seeing fat americans sit down to inhale big macs in macdonalds fills me with a bit of 'ick'), why not just go back to where you came from, obviously all the icky and ewww things that happen here are too mentally distressing for you!
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Postby hundefar » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:03 pm

Alicia, this might not be the right time to ask, but how about posting some nude shots of yourself for the lads?
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Postby DrP » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:35 pm

I totally agree with Alicia. I much prefer no-pants shabu shabu.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:46 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:alicia, why exactly are you in japan? just about every post you comment on has either the words 'gross, ick, eww, sexist, wrong, etc etc' in it.

For one thing, naked sushi does not exist in Japan. You only ever see it at some Japanophile place that want to display some shock factors. I still think naked sushi is an urban legend to be honest with you.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:00 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:so i guess that you've never licked whipped cream off a boyfriend or done tequila body shots in a bar?


Look, quit talking about our sex life, it only serves to make everyone else jealous! Anyways, the two items you mentioned above are little league, after all we did those on the train ride home.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:28 am

IkemenTommy wrote:For one thing, naked sushi does not exist in Japan.


It does exist it's just not that common and not the kind of thing done at the opening of hipster restaurant.
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