When in doubt - sound profound

[Steve Bildermann]

Art is the illusion of spontaneity.
Japanese Proverb

Beginning is easy - Continuing is hard.
Japanese Proverb

Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
Japanese Proverb

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Japanese_ProverbMore Japanese (or just sounds like Japanese) proverbs

...and yes we have seen Zen and the art of error messages

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky
But we never will.

http://www.winnetmag.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=37429

[Charles]

...and yes we have seen Zen and the art of error messages

But have you seen the Spam Haiku Archives?

Made a SPAM puppet
To entertain my doggie
Need a new hand now

SPAM, the perfect grub
For soldiers marching to war.
They'll kill for real food.

Eating SPAM is like
Having two tongues in your mouth,
And swallowing one.

SPAM: the perfect food
For people who study Zen--
Meat, and yet not meat