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Celibate
by Maths Dude » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:19 pm
I just figured out I have been celibate for over 2 months, that includes no wanking either ;p. Have no plans of changing it till I die neither. Feeling damn good too.
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by Big Booger » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:21 pm
Good luck in your priesthood. I wish you well... remember no alter boys in the confessionals. 
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by Maths Dude » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:32 pm
Yeah, im finally fulfilling one of my dreams. When I was younger I wanted to be a monk.
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Re: Celibate
by Taro Toporific » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:47 pm
[/quote]Maths Dude wrote:I just figured out I have been celibate for over 2 months, that includes no wanking either ] {crosspost}...Seems my parents-in-law a little cold to my woman.
So, did you marry your mother-in-law?
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by Maths Dude » Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:05 pm
No. My woman has bun in the oven so I have a chance to be celibate 
I have no plans to change my current pattern. Fully recommend no sex.
I have no plans to change my current pattern. Fully recommend no sex.The law: Everything existing on the physical plane is an exteriorization of a thought, which must be balanced through the one who issued the thought. (Percival)
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by cstaylor » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:40 pm
Wouldn't it have been better to make that choice *before* you started making Addition Boy?Maths Dude wrote:My woman has bun in the oven so I have a chance to be celibate
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No sex
by Greji » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:13 am
Maths Dude wrote:No. My woman has bun in the oven so I have a chance to be celibate
I seriously hope you will not be offended if I do not follow your recommendations
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by Maths Dude » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:31 am
Sex is for idiots.
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by Maths Dude » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:28 pm
I'm not an idiot for I do not have sex, dimwit. Celibates are the only smart people this world.
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Idiot sex
by Greji » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:37 pm
Maths Dude wrote:Sex is for idiots.
Just in case you are correct, I will do my best to try to get dumber daily
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by Neo-Rio » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:40 pm
Come on, own up. The wife doesn't want sex anymore, does she?
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by L S » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:28 pm
He's in denial. He's reaching out with this thread. He's looking fo validation.
MD, just like the old days...your hand is your friend....OR get a girlfriend or at least an inflatable doll.
MD, just like the old days...your hand is your friend....OR get a girlfriend or at least an inflatable doll.
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by FG Lurker » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:00 pm
Maths Dude wrote:Sex is for idiots.
Sex is for those who can get it. Celibacy is for those who can't.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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by FG Lurker » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:02 pm
Neo-Rio wrote:Come on, own up. The wife doesn't want sex anymore, does she?
Maybe he can't get it up anymore.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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by Maths Dude » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:27 pm
ROFL, you guys crack me up!
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by Maths Dude » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:29 pm
Im just trying for my 300th post.
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by Maths Dude » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:30 pm
I figure when I get to 1000 Ill have to go Premium.
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by Neo-Rio » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:42 pm
let's see,
A life with loads of sex, or a celibate life of making useless posts...
hm....
Cheer up! Life's not that bad!
A life with loads of sex, or a celibate life of making useless posts...
hm....
Cheer up! Life's not that bad!
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by Tsuru » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:32 am
All the more for us
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by Maths Dude » Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:58 am
Old enuff to be yo mommy AK :P
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by Maths Dude » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:30 pm
"Brahmacharya or spotless chastity is the best of all penances; a celibate of such spotless chastity is not a human being, but a god indeed... To the celibate who conserves the semen with great efforts, what is there unattainable in this world ? By the power of the composure of the semen, one will become just like Myself."
- Sri Sankaracharya
- Sri Sankaracharya
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by Tsuru » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:37 pm
Not much composure there my friend... either you make an effort to splooge or it comes out all by itself automatically once every week or so.
No point in fighting it :P
No point in fighting it :P
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by Maths Dude » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:44 pm
That only happens when you just stop the physical act, but not the mental act. If you stop the thinking about screwing, then nothing will happen.
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by Tsuru » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:47 pm
And why exactly would want to do that?
Anyhow, if you're in Japan you probably have a hard time doing that... assuming you're trying, of course.
Anyhow, if you're in Japan you probably have a hard time doing that... assuming you're trying, of course.
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by Maths Dude » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:47 pm
Apart from the health risks, another argument commonly cited in favour of sexual moderation, as far as males are concerned, is that sperm and seminal fluid are rich in lecithin, calcium, phosphorus, iron, cholesterol, vitamins E and B, nucleoproteins, and sex hormones [6]. Loss of these substances, for whatever purpose, has a devitalizing and debilitating effect on the body, and the faster semen is expended the more the body must strain to replace it. If it is conserved, it is reabsorbed into the bloodstream and used to nourish the tissues of the body, especially the brain and nervous system. No two constituents of the body show greater similarity in their lecithin, chlolesterin, and phosphorus contents than brain cells and semen.
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/sex3.htm
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/sex3.htm
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by Maths Dude » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:49 pm
Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
- Eddie Rickenbacker
Complete celibacy is possible he he.
- Eddie Rickenbacker
Complete celibacy is possible he he.
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by Tsuru » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:51 pm
I believe the key here is to adjust your diet allow these minerals to be replaced... peanuts actually hold a lot of merit that way.
Also: not everything that is impossible is desirable
By the way:
Use it you postwhore.
Also: not everything that is impossible is desirable
By the way:
Use it you postwhore.
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