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Postby Andocrates » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:14 pm

I just got witnessed to by some strange Japanese cult. The cult of johrei or something. The lady was very charismatic and friendly so I listened awhile but it made no sense. Some sort of new age thing I guess.

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Postby amdg » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:20 pm

"According to followers of Mokichi Okada, Johrei is a method of channeling divine light into the body of a patient through the palm of the administrator. To do this, the administrator holds his/her hand about a foot away from the area to which the spiritual power is purported to be directed."
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:41 pm

Yeah, this happened to me a number of years ago in Osaka. Weird.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 pm

amdg quoting wikipedia wrote:"... Johrei is a method of channeling divine light into the body of a patient through the palm of the administrator.

Johrei freakies lurk around Shibuya Hachiko looking for marks. I've had the pleasure a few times when the practitioner was cute (rare). The next time I'm waiting at the Dog in my wheelchair, I'll let one of the Johrei girls wave her hands over me. Then I'll stand-up, penguin walk a few steps and start screaming,[b] "SATAN GET THEE BEHIND ME! THOU VILE HARLOT TAKE YOUR WICKED HEATHEN HANDS AWAY. PRAISE PONGI-BEJEEBUS, I'M CURED!Too Good and Do More the really LOVE YOU! Help me thinkI am I feel like a MU conscience, Lord and Savior Barry White that to get the really start like you, be accept there it within our Last Days. Take my pray you have met geld op korte termind, my past as well. You musthacerle que apercibido océ]
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