Japanese Spouses of the Rich and Famous

[Russell]

The one on the right looks like this MILF "model" I know that wants it anytime, anyday...but her funbits at that age are less and less fun.

Just do what I do and turn the lights off.

You probably missed the "M" in MILF...

[Conker]

You probably missed the "M" in MILF...

So, let me guess, we're talking about breasts with the texture of water, stretch marks, and the turkey's wattle?

[Russell]

You probably missed the "M" in MILF...

So, let me guess, we're talking about breasts with the texture of water, stretch marks, and the turkey's wattle?

"M" stands for mother, meaning she has given birth at least once.

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

I think you plonkers have forgotten about the ILF part there.

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese ‘vagina artist’ to marry Waterboys frontman
TOKYO (TR) – Megumi Igarashi, who is currently under prosecution on charges of obscenity, has announced her engagement to Mike Scott, the founding member of the Waterboys...
On Thursday, Igarashi, 44-year-old artist known for her pieces modeled on her vagina, announced the pending nuptials during a broadcast on Niconico Live. The day before, Scott, 57, used Twitter to post a photo of himself with Igarashi.
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Also refer to http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/04/22/national/vagina-artist-marry-british-rock-musician/
...“I would like to thank the police from the bottom of my heart for this relationship, because it all started when news about my arrest went viral,” she tweeted on Thursday. “For my wedding ceremony, I would like to invite the prosecutors who indicted me, as well as the police.”...

[Russell]

Japanese ‘vagina artist’ to marry Waterboys frontman
TOKYO (TR) – Megumi Igarashi, who is currently under prosecution on charges of obscenity, has announced her engagement to Mike Scott, the founding member of the Waterboys...
On Thursday, Igarashi, 44-year-old artist known for her pieces modeled on her vagina, announced the pending nuptials during a broadcast on Niconico Live. The day before, Scott, 57, used Twitter to post a photo of himself with Igarashi.
More...

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Also refer to http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/04/22/national/vagina-artist-marry-british-rock-musician/
...“I would like to thank the police from the bottom of my heart for this relationship, because it all started when news about my arrest went viral,” she tweeted on Thursday. “For my wedding ceremony, I would like to invite the prosecutors who indicted me, as well as the police.”...

I can only imagine what their wedding cake will look like...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Japanese ‘vagina artist’ to marry Waterboys frontman
TOKYO (TR) – Megumi Igarashi, who is currently under prosecution on charges of obscenity, has announced her engagement to Mike Scott, the founding member of the Waterboys...
On Thursday, Igarashi, 44-year-old artist known for her pieces modeled on her vagina, announced the pending nuptials during a broadcast on Niconico Live. The day before, Scott, 57, used Twitter to post a photo of himself with Igarashi.
More...

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Also refer to http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/04/22/national/vagina-artist-marry-british-rock-musician/
...“I would like to thank the police from the bottom of my heart for this relationship, because it all started when news about my arrest went viral,” she tweeted on Thursday. “For my wedding ceremony, I would like to invite the prosecutors who indicted me, as well as the police.”...

I can only imagine what their wedding cake will look like...

I'm more interested in which one saw the crescent and which one the whole of the moon...

[legion]

Great band

I wish them well

[legion]

Which reminds me, Dónal Lunny of the Bothy Band married a Japanese musician and lives in Okinawa

[Taro Toporific]

Kimiko Date's annoucement that she will return to pro tennis reminded me that she is married to German racing driver Michael Krumm...

Kimiko Date (the oldest player on tour at age 46) is divorcing racing driver Michael Krumm.

Kimiko Date Krumm divorces from her husband Michael
---They mutually agreed with this decision, will remain friends---
tennisworldusa.org | 27-Sept-2016 - View: 315
Kimiko Date Krumm and her husband Michael Krumm announced they divorced on Monday 26 September. The Japanese player, who has not been competing since January because of a knee surgery, is not living the best moment of her life personally as well.
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[matsuki]

Unrealistic expectations posterwoman?

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese ‘vagina artist’ to marry Waterboys frontman
TOKYO (TR) – Megumi Igarashi ...

Japan's Supreme Court rejects appeal by 'vagina kayak' artist over obscenity
July 16, 2020 (Mainichi Japan)
TOKYO (Kyodo) -- The Supreme Court rejected Thursday an appeal made by an artist against a lower court ruling that found her guilty of obscenity for distributing 3-D scans of her own genitalia to supporters in 2013 and 2014.
The top court's No. 1 Petty Bench turned down a claim of innocence by 48-year-old Megumi Igarashi, who works under the pseudonym "Rokudenashi-ko" (good-for-nothing girl), that the distribution was "part of her artistic activities." She will be fined 400,000 yen ($3,740) as ordered by the lower courts....more....

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/w ... ed-7830384

[matsuki]

Best 40man ever spent by a Japanese in advertising? Have to imagine she made bank after it became worldwide news the Japanese establishment are scared of the manko.

Meanwhile in Barbaria...

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[Taka-Okami]

No shortage of weird cunts in Japan.

[matsuki]

No shortage of weird cunts in Japan.

...or nipples

[Taro Toporific]

Sounds a little like Nicolas Cage marrying a waitress

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Nicolas, 40; Alice, 20. How Nicolas and Alice Met: Nicolas and Alice met in February, 2004 at Le Privé, a Los Angeles restaurant where she was his waitress.

Nicolas Cage Ties the Knot for Fifth Time, Marrying Girlfriend Riko Shibata in 'Intimate' Las Vegas Ceremony
PEOPLE magazine for yahoo.com/entertainment | Sat, March 6, 2021
Nicolas Cage is once again a married man!
The National Treasure actor tied the knot with girlfriend Riko Shibata in Las Vegas on Feb. 16, PEOPLE confirms.
"It's true, and we are very happy," Cage, 57, tells PEOPLE in a statement.
The wedding was a "very small and intimate wedding at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas," according to a rep for Cage.
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Nicolas Cage Holds Hands with New Girlfriend in N.Y.C. After Visiting His Tomb Together
people.com | March 5, 2021
...Cage and Shibata were first photographed together in New Orleans. The two visited the actor’s pyramid tomb in one of the city’s St. Louis 1, New Orleans’ oldest cemetery, before getting into a waiting car.
This is the actor’s first relationship since his public split from Erika Koike after a 4-day marriage in March 2019. He was granted a divorce two months later in May.
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Closeup of Cage's "Catch"

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[matsuki]

Woof....dude is slummin it. Why? From downgrade to downgrade.....

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This bitch....

Erika Koike — charged with assault and battery and resisting arrest following an altercation with an officer outside the Hollywood Burbank Airport on Aug. 31, according to court documents.

The 35-year-old makeup artist didn’t appear before the judge for her Dec. 2 arraignment. Her attorney pleaded not guilty on her behalf. She’s been ordered to appear at a new hearing on Jan. 13.

Erika had previously been collared in 2006 on charges of domestic violence on her then-husband, but the case was tossed for lack of evidence.

According to reports, she had filed a protective order against her former spouse before they split in 2014.

Then in 2016, Erika’s neighbor sued her for assault and battery after she allegedly punched the woman in the face in their apartment complex parking lot, but the lawsuit was dismissed.

....is gonna end up dead when she eventually assaults the wrong person.

[Taro Toporific]

Woof....dude is slummin it. Why? From downgrade to downgrade...

Spouses of Nicolas Cage
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Ist: Patricia Arquette (m. 1995; div. 2001)​

2nd: Lisa Marie Presley (m. 2002; div. 2004)​

3rd: Alice Kim (m. 2004; div. 2016)​

4th: Erika Koike ​(m. 2019; div. 2019)​ 4 days

5th: Riko Shibata ​(m. 2021)

Via Wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Cage

[matsuki]

Alice Kim was by far the keeper out of that bunch. I don't think that's Erika Koike in the pic, the real one has that lazy, sit on the couch in a tracksuit to eat bon bons while demanding unearned respect vibe. I other shots she comes across as a "makeup artist" equivalent of a toddler who just learned how to copy and paste in photoshop....when the makeup is not enough, go plastic?

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[wagyl]

....is gonna end up dead when she eventually assaults the wrong person.

Speaking of Japanese women who choose to manifest their assertiveness in the physical sphere, I always remember when Dewi Sukarno glassed a Filipina socialite in Aspen. All class.

[matsuki]

“I do hope the judge knows that I never, never intended to hurt Minnie Osmena,” Sukarno said.

That is street...break a glass and stab the bitch that is insulting you.

The 19-year-old Naoko Nemoto met the 57-year-old Sukarno at the Ginza hostess bar in Tokyo, near the Imperial Hotel. She was an arts student and entertainer,[1] he was on a state visit to Japan.

Naoko married Sukarno in Indonesia in 1962 and converted to Islam and Sukarno gave her the Indonesian name Ratna Sari Dewi Sukarno; derived from Javanese-Sanskrit which means "the jewel essence of a goddess".

Well, I guess we know where she learned to throw down....and apparently I'm looking for jewels in all the wrong places