God I wish I was a hakujin

[aphiz]

so I just read this article about getting laid in Japan: http://www.penismightier.com/fenomas/laidguide.html and the very first thing it says is...

"Be White! If you can't meet this requirement, then be black, that's really just as good. If that's also out of the question, then be whatever you happen to be, as long as your not Brazillian or from Southeast Asia."

?!?! Being Korean, I'm not really down with that last statement. I was wondering if are there any decent looking whitewashed SE asians (like myself) in japan rite now that could dispel this hopefully god awful myth. I'm leaving for Fukuoka in april (gonna do the engrish teaching thing). Maybe i'll start habitually including the fact that i'm smegma free somewhere in my self introductions. That and my straight, white americajin teeth should give me some sort of competitive edge over most of the natives.

[Molokidan]

Aphiz, it's really not a bad thing when you think about it.

Since you're automatically out of the stereotypical category that all J-girls go for, you can rest assured that you're skipping out on the most shallow percentage of the population who would rule you out otherwise if you were the wrong skin color.

...still not working? Hey, you can't blame me for trying.

[kurohinge1]

... Being Korean, I'm not really down with that last statement. I was wondering if are there any decent looking whitewashed SE asians (like myself) in japan rite now that could dispel this hopefully god awful myth ...

Don't worry, Bae Yong-joon is doing his bit for Korean SNAGs. You should be popular at least with the middle aged ladies that watch the daytime soaps.

[503]

Aphiz, are you going to believe every piece of crap blog you come across? If you did you would be one confused bastard.
Listen the only way to get the ladies is to open your mouth and talk to them. And you, being fluent in English, should be just fine.