1274 - failure
1281 - failure
2006 - stay tuned
The Mongols are back. After 725 years of careful planning, they're ready to invade Japan ... again.
Current Mongol leader, Chanchu, explained why this invasion force would succeed where the other two had failed:"First time, winds come. Japanese say 'kamikaze'. Our ships sink. Many soldiers drown.
Second time, we teach soldiers swim. But winds come again - kamikaze. Soldiers can swim but armour heavy - they drown.
This time, we have secret weapon - Mawaribuki"
The Mongol "weapon" is loosely translated as a "Doughnut of Destruction"
Chanchu continued, "With [Doughnut of Destruction], soldier not drown. This time, we succeed."
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