New Terrorism Counter-measures

[Tommybar]

I guess the new threats of terrorism has sprung a new airline.

WELCOME TO TPA

(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

We at TPA are in the flying business.

We can absolutely guarantee

NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS

or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry!


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[otakuden]

just what i wanted to see at 5:24am on tuesday

[Iraira]

There has to be some way of submitting a class-action lawsuit to prevent further postings like the one above. Keep the nekkidness to over 18 (maybe vintage Traci Lords is ok), under-45, height-weight proportional, not homeless, possessing at least 90% of their adult teeth, without any markings resembling small pox, and owners of two (not three) X chromosomes. New-halfs....case by case.

[(1VB)freels]

No flaming dildos allowed on any flights!!!!!