Shake, rattle & roll in loose undies

[Blah Pete]

Leaking ladies clam up about secret sphincter workout

Desperate to boost his oomph, the Jitsuwa reporter concludes that the most ideal pants for Japanese men should have a gusset in the front-right position because studies have shown that a typical Japanese plonker is pointing to the right.

Does the "plonker" pointing to the right have anything to do wuth the rotation of the earth?

"The worst thing you can wear is a pair of white Y-fronts. It's a big turn-off for any woman."

Gotta check for the brown and yellow stains before you pur them on.

[ismetony]

I think that I might have a male type problem along the same lines. I have to take a piss like every 5 min. I think it;s cause I drink to much.,`

[American Oyaji]

Whats worse is to take a leak and think you're finished. Pack everything up and then realise that Mr. Johnson has other ideas, and leaks enough to wet thru your undies and your pants.

Then you have to pull a Mr. Bean

[kamome]

Looks like some people never completed potty training.