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Postby Greji » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:20 pm

bikkle wrote:from China Daily:
  1. Andy Lau
  2. Bill Gates
  3. Takeshi Kaneshiro
  4. Liu Xiang
  5. David Beckham
  6. Li Ka-shing
  7. Tony Leung
  8. Louis Koo
  9. Lee-hom Wang
  10. Brad Pitt


There seems to be some error in your posting. Taro and I aren't mentioned. Moderator's oversight?
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:58 am

Samuel motherf*cking Jackson aint on there either!
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Postby Greji » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:04 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Samuel motherf*cking Jackson aint on there either!


Ah, AO, ah, you don't have something going over Samuel motherf*cking Jackson, do you?
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:17 pm

gboothe wrote:There seems to be some error in your posting. Taro and I aren't mentioned. Moderator's oversight?


"Flooding" the market will mean that your "commodity" is no longer rare or hard to find.

For example, G-man can probably confirm that a lass need only look inside the nearest goat to find a fresh supply of G-man DNA. [The "DNA" standing for "Do Not Ask" how it got there.]

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Postby Greji » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:52 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]"Flooding" the market will mean that your "commodity" is no longer rare or hard to find.

For example, G-man can probably confirm that a lass need only look inside the nearest goat to find a fresh supply of G-man DNA. [The "DNA" standing for "Do Not Ask" how it got there.]

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Kuro that is an out and out lie. It is as a minimum, libel and grounds for legal redress and to top that off, SG is lying also. She didn't see me with that goat as far as I know!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:23 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Samuel motherf*cking Jackson aint on there either!

Or Denzel motherf*ckin Washington.
The ladies be like.. I wanna fuck him!
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:18 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:For example, G-man can probably confirm that a lass need only look inside the nearest goat to find a fresh supply of G-man DNA.


What a beautiful love story...a man and his Sudanese goat, forced by the winds of anarchy, famine, pestilence, and war to live a forbidden love. Shows what a man will do for the goat love of his life. I only hope that I, no, I can only dream, that some day, I, too, will find a way to write a cohesive sentence without so many goddamn commas.


Oh, yeah, and that I'll find a nice goat to settle down and raise several tons of goat cheese with.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:09 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Or Denzel motherf*ckin Washington.
The ladies be like.. I wanna fuck him!


Thank You!

But truth is, they probably don't get exposed to Black guys much over there except in the negative.

I have met very few Asian women that have gone for other races once they've been with a Black guy.
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Postby Greji » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:35 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I have met very few Asian women that have gone for other races once they've been with a Black guy.


Geez, AO I thought you had been out and around more than that. You better not hit the ville with me. I would really feel bad to be the one who ruins your consecutive game hitting streak!
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:42 am

gboothe wrote:Geez, AO I thought you had been out and around more than that. You better not hit the ville with me. I would really feel bad to be the one who ruins your consecutive game hitting streak!
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Notice what I wrote. I said I have met very few. I did not say all. If you're a member of the gold foil club, then you are probably one of the few that batted cleanup and scored a home run.;)
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:21 pm

Every time I go to China many of the girls say my sperm is the most wanted. Of course thst is if you pay what they are charging.
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Postby kamome » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:31 am

bikkle wrote:from China Daily:
  1. Andy Lau
  2. Bill Gates
  3. Takeshi Kaneshiro
  4. Liu Xiang
  5. David Beckham
  6. Li Ka-shing
  7. Tony Leung
  8. Louis Koo
  9. Lee-hom Wang
  10. Brad Pitt


This doesn't say they want to bang these guys for fun - it's for reproduction only. I'd like to see a companion list for guys they want to knock boots with the most.
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Postby amdg » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:46 am

kamome wrote:This doesn't say they want to bang these guys for fun - it's for reproduction only. I'd like to see a companion list for guys they want to knock boots with the most.


I was imagining them voting for the best sperm that they could gargle with and then rub the spilling runoff into their tits.


But maybe I've been in Japan too long. :D
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Postby kamome » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:05 am

amdg wrote:I was imagining them voting for the best sperm that they could gargle with and then rub the spilling runoff into their tits.


But maybe I've been in Japan too long. :D


Since that particular image didn't occur to me, maybe I've been away from Japan for too long. :wink:
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Postby Greji » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:41 am

amdg wrote:I was imagining them voting for the best sperm that they could gargle with and then rub the spilling runoff into their tits.


But maybe I've been in Japan too long. :D


You mean all girls don't do that?
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