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Postby Iraira » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:14 am

ImageHad a kim chi nabe party tonight and somehow, a bunch of friends and I got into the following discussion: when 13-14 year olds are hanging with their friends in LA, and the lie came up "Yeah, I had sex once.", it always resulted in a bunch of questions from the friends. One of the first two questions was always, "Who and where" The answer was always, "my cousin who lives in Canada's friend". If the person had not been to Canada, they came up with another place, but, it always seemed like Canadian girls were fictitiously giving it up to a lot of young American guys. So, I asked they J-guys at the party, what part of Japan the imaginary cherry stealer cousin's friend lived in when they lied to their friends about who and where they first "got laid".
The answers were the same, it was a girl two wards over...which to me seems too close. Friends could have asked you to prove that she existed, if she was just a 30 minute train ride away. Canada, I think I localized it to Calgary in my version, which I maintained until last week;) , served as an almost fullproof place that could neither be verified or disproven easily.

Nice to know that we all lie about the same things when we were kids.
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Postby james » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:51 pm

when i was a kid, it was always some friend's friend or cousin in or from quebec. i think in this case though there was actually a grain of truth to the claim in most cases ;)
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Postby sublight » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:08 pm

Growing up just outside Boston, this kind of thing (as well as the sources for every bizarre urban legend) always came by way of "my cousin in New Hampshire's friend." Hearing enough of these stories gave me an image of New Hampshire as being filled with rutting hillbilly freaks more likely to have a felony conviction than a driver's license.

Of course, I later found that this was actually true. But still...
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Postby hundefar » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:23 pm

I told everyone I had shagged my sister. OK, it wasn't a lie, but hey, at least I got laid.
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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:51 pm

hundefar wrote:I told everyone I had shagged my sister. OK, it wasn't a lie, but hey, at least I got laid.


Well, as long as it was more than a couple of times it's okay. It's probably better than having to do your brother...
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Postby wuchan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:04 pm

sublight wrote:Growing up just outside Boston, this kind of thing (as well as the sources for every bizarre urban legend) always came by way of "my cousin in New Hampshire's friend." Hearing enough of these stories gave me an image of New Hampshire as being filled with rutting hillbilly freaks more likely to have a felony conviction than a driver's license.

Of course, I later found that this was actually true. But still...

When I was a kid people always claimed that she was from lowell or worchester. I do agree with you on the moohampshire thing but even better, Maine! Go to a bar in the sticks up there and say "I'm from Bahston" and its like being a rich banker in roppongi.
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Postby Gilligan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:13 pm

wuchan wrote:When I was a kid people always claimed that she was from lowell or worchester. I do agree with you on the moohampshire thing but even better, Maine! Go to a bar in the sticks up there and say "I'm from Bahston" and its like being a rich banker in roppongi.


Only if they weren't really from Massachusetts. It's pronounced WI-stah by the locals and spelled Worcester.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:54 am

Gilligan wrote:Only if they weren't really from Massachusetts. It's pronounced WI-stah by the locals and spelled Worcester.

more like wuhstah
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Postby sublight » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:58 pm

Gilligan wrote:It's pronounced WI-stah by the locals and spelled Worcester.

Worcester may be the correct spelling, but how the locals spell it is something else entirely :razz:.
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Postby amdg » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:39 pm

Mine was from Sudbury. OK, it wasn't a lie, but at least ..... I got mono from her. :mad:
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Postby Behan » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:51 pm

Hustler described Jerry Falwell's first experience:

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His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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mmm, tramp stamp...

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:36 pm

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Postby Iraira » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:14 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Image


Why does she have an unhappy face on each elbow? Sorry, nice ass...makes me want to pour maple syrup all over it...no, seriously, the scowl on her elbows is amazing.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:24 am

I bet you have a way to turn those frowns upsidedown...:grin:

In the meantime, please to very enjoy!

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Postby Typhoon » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:29 am

Earth Girls are Easy

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