Here's your Alzheimer's-forstalling brain-teaser of the day: see if you can make sense of the title of this post from Philip Brasor's most recent column in The Japan Times:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fd20090315pb.html
Brasor's a pretty good writer, but he seems to have slipped up here; perfectly understandable when one is writing about such wretched non-entities as the vast majority of J-geinojin. The eyes glaze over - although I managed to remain conscious enough when reading the article to note that Sanma, the bucktoothed buffoon, seems to have many-a maguro-scented notch on his bedpost.
-catone
-along with a lot of teeth marks, one presumes