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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:17 am

OK, it's really a carton, but has anyone tried this shit yet? I was at the pub today and bartender asked me if I wanted to try his penis. Then he pulled out this stuff. What makes it even worse is it's one of those milk-based Japanese soft drinks so it looks like jizz.

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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:28 am

The sell-by date looks a bit old!
But cheers, anyway.

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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:04 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:OK, it's really a carton, but has anyone tried this shit yet? I was at the pub today and bartender asked me if I wanted to try his penis. Then he pulled out this stuff. What makes it even worse is it's one of those milk-based Japanese soft drinks so it looks like jizz.

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But did you drink it?
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:03 pm

American Oyaji wrote:But did you drink it?


My GF is rather fond of milk bottles and their like.....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:17 pm

American Oyaji wrote:But did you drink it?


I did. It tastes kind of like orange julius or a creamcicle and looks pretty much like that pic cranky posted.
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Postby osopolar » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:55 pm

That's what she said.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I did. It tastes kind of like orange julius or a creamcicle and looks pretty much like that pic cranky posted.


Sorry 'bout that, but it's all I could manage after a night of DenkiBran and SuperDry chasers.:shock:
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Postby TFG » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:45 pm

Cranky's wife has kept his in a bottle for years.

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