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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:52 pm

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Postby Midwinter » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:05 pm

Love the Bjork, Iceland flag. As for Aussies being racist, me'h

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TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $16,068.00


ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN AUSTRALIA
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TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $56,680.00

Yeah, I wonder why we're just as fed up with the Indonesians as our Freedom loving brothers are with their Mexicants.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:26 pm

Midwinter wrote:Love the Bjork, Iceland flag. As for Aussies being racist, me'h

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Weekly allowance $253.00
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TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $16,068.00


ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN AUSTRALIA
Weekly allowance $472.50
Weekly Spouse allowance $472.50
Additional weekly hardship allowance $145.00
TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $56,680.00

Yeah, I wonder why we're just as fed up with the Indonesians as our Freedom loving brothers are with their Mexicants.


Well, fuck me, I'm moving to OZ...wait a second, is that in Australian dollars? I'm not up on what they're worth....how many Bjork CDs (not that anyone would want more than zero) can you buy for AU$1.
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Postby Midwinter » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:27 pm

Iraira wrote:Well, fuck me, I'm moving to OZ...wait a second, is that in Australian dollars? I'm not up on what they're worth....how many Bjork CDs (not that anyone would want more than zero) can you buy for AU$1.


Current exchange rate is about 25 Aussie funny dollars to one Bjork CD. A punch in the face is optional, limited to her special edition releases.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:40 pm

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Postby sublight » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:04 am

Midwinter wrote:Love the Bjork, Iceland flag. As for Aussies being racist, me'h

BENEFIT AUSTRALIAN AGED PENSIONER
Weekly allowance $253.00
Weekly Spouse allowance $56.00
Additional weekly hardship allowance $0.00
TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $16,068.00


ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN AUSTRALIA
Weekly allowance $472.50
Weekly Spouse allowance $472.50
Additional weekly hardship allowance $145.00
TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT $56,680.00

Yeah, I wonder why we're just as fed up with the Indonesians as our Freedom loving brothers are with their Mexicants.


You have any facts to back up those claims you got from a forwarded email?

"MYTHS ABOUT REFUGEES AND ASYLUM SEEKERS"
http://www.refugeecouncil.org.au/current/myths.html

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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:27 am

I've always been rather partial to this one.
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:27 am

sublight wrote:You have any facts to back up those claims you got from a forwarded email?

"MYTHS ABOUT REFUGEES AND ASYLUM SEEKERS"
http://www.refugeecouncil.org.au/current/myths.html

Of course you don't. Go back to your video games.


Well there you have it, live and learn. Thanks for setting the record straight :)

What's with the attitude tho sublight? Did I do something to earn your wrath?
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Postby Failsafe » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:59 am

Reminded me of this map:

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From here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13233
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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:36 am

As for the first map...one-way ticket to "drugs and super models" land please!

(after all, there is a certain paraguayan football fan that I'd like to console)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:47 am

maraboutslim wrote:As for the first map...one-way ticket to "drugs and super models" land please!

(after all, there is a certain paraguayan football fan that I'd like to console)


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Postby Greji » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:09 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Why didn't I choose Spanish?


I wonder how I can get a head start on her to beat out SJ and Slim.....
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:34 pm

Midwinter wrote:Well there you have it, live and learn. Thanks for setting the record straight :)

What's with the attitude tho sublight? Did I do something to earn your wrath?

When you got the e-mail nothing jumped out at you that caused you to say "bullshit"? Nothing at all? How about the fact that most boat people are not Indonesian? How about that many people in Australia illegally are from the UK, Europe or the US? Maybe Sublight was reacting against the moronic hysteria spread by the likes of you against what is in reality a small trickle of refugees.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:00 pm

Greji wrote:I wonder how I can get a head start on her to beat out SJ and Slim.....
:inlove: YBF waiver in hand....


I've got a head start AND I speak Spanish.

Don't bother Greji-ji. :D
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Postby Bucky » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:36 pm

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