Japan: Magnet for Losers

[latinoinjapan]

Another day, another dollar and....another encounter with who's gotta be the biggest fucked gaijin moron I have come across with in my entire life...which made me wonder why Japan is such a magnet for losers...

This guy
1. Is American
2. From Jersey
3. In Japan for 17 years +
4. In his 50's...never married...
5. Reportedly last dated a woman 16 years ago...
6. Studies English grammar every night...
7. Refused to join the "Go Paperless" office campaign and offered to buy his own copy paper..."and help that way..."???
8. Refuses to upload his reports on our Google Cloud Computing System 'cause "Google will fold any day soon..." (or so he says...)
9. Claims to have played guitar with the greatest, but can't play for his colleagues "for reasons he can't disclose..."
10. Asked everybody in the company not to Google his name because "we may find information about him we would not like"...???

I think this is guy is lucky...where I come from he would have been shot already...

One more day to the 3 day weekend....

[latinoinjapan]

I know what you mean.....

I used to work with a couple of total losers like that....I feel sorry for them. I wonder what the fuck they'll do when they retire....

....I actually told one of them to retire in some backward place where people might find him 'cool'...like Papua New Guinea or Samoa.....

[Coligny]

I'm overdosing on cheeze fondue (max value is the best this year) or is this guy talking to himself ?

[wuchan]

what's his name?
[SIZE="1"]well, we need proof that you aren't talking to yourself.[/SIZE]

[Iraira]

I made the killer kim chi nabe this weekend. Jus' sayin'.

[dimwit]

The guy hasn't had a date in 16 years. Ever think he might be gay and looking for a latin lover?

[McTojo]

You know, I really hate it when long term residents are referred to as "losers" and "misfits," and for all the stupid little reasons that people come up with.


This generalization has become completely ingrained in the heads of everybody I come across. Even now when I ask Japanese students what they think about long term residents or expats they say the same things. "This guy was a loser back home, or a he couldn't get a piece there so he had to come over here" crap. The sort of people who spread these lies come here to Japan and have a really shitty time and then return to their home countries and perpetuate these stereotypes about others when it was them that was the loser in the first place, not only in Japan, but back home, too!:shake:

Guys and gals who come to Japan do so in search of a new life experience. They want to gain more insight into the world they live, so what better country than Japan? It's the most accommodating, safe, and convenient country in the world in my opinion. Here, a teacher can earn a fairly decent wage, more than enough to support him/herself if they remain single and control their money. Japan is one of, if not, the most expensive country in the world to live in, yet losers come here? Why would a loser wanna come and live in the most expensive country in the world???

Here's my take on what a loser it:

A college graduate who works at a dead end job back in his own home country. Everyday he's bitching and moaning because he can never seem to get ahead and then he takes this frustration out on others. A loser marries his obese high school sweet heart because she was the only piece of tail he was ever able to get, or because he couldn't find anyone else. They have three kids and settle down in some dilapidated run down house. The wife is always complaining about his underarm smell everyday after he comes home from work whenever he's trying to get a little kiss on the cheek. She rolls over in bed complaining about how tired she is and that sex wouldn't be a good idea tonight - actually every night for the last 5 years.


He has BBQs on the weekends with his pals and chugging down beer after beer. They sit around watching the idiot box all fucking long talking about the same old sports teams and the scores, and so forth and so on. This same routine continues on year after year. The day comes when the kids graduate college then get married, and since all of the kids moved out all you and your fat wife do all day is sit around arguing about trivial things. You're barking orders at her from your power chair in the living room. She's hating every minute of it cause' back when you were working things were more peaceful. After retirement you're home all day. Then you file for divorce at 60 and try to relive bygone days that you never seem to be able recreate and then you die of some terminal illness in a hospital and then all the kids can think about is what dad left behind.


This analogy is what happens to 90% of Americans in my opinion. This to me is a loser!

[Mock Cockpit]

A college graduate who works at a dead end job back in his own home country. Everyday he's bitching and moaning because he can never seem to get ahead and then he takes this frustration out on others. A loser marries his obese high school sweet heart because she was the only piece of tail he was ever able to get, or because he couldn't find anyone else. They have three kids and settle down in some dilapidated run down house. The wife is always complaining about his underarm smell everyday after he comes home from work whenever he's trying to get a little kiss on the cheek. She rolls over in bed complaining about how tired she is and that sex wouldn't be a good idea tonight - actually every night for the last 5 years.


He has BBQs on the weekends with his pals and chugging down beer after beer. They sit around watching the idiot box all fucking long talking about the same old sports teams and the scores, and so forth and so on. This same routine continues on year after year. The day comes when the kids graduate college then get married, and since all of the kids moved out all you and your fat wife do all day is sit around arguing about trivial things. You're barking orders at her from your power chair in the living room. She's hating every minute of it cause' back when you were working things were more peaceful. After retirement you're home all day. Then you file for divorce at 60 and try to relive bygone days that you never seem to be able recreate and then you die of some terminal illness in a hospital and then all the kids can think about is what dad left behind.

That's a cheery little tale. Do you also write children's books?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

You know, I really hate it when long term residents are referred to as "losers" and "misfits," and for all the stupid little reasons that people come up with.


This generalization has become completely ingrained in the heads of everybody I come across. Even now when I ask Japanese students what they think about long term residents or expats they say the same things. "This guy was a loser back home, or a he couldn't get a piece there so he had to come over here" crap. The sort of people who spread these lies come here to Japan and have a really shitty time and then return to their home countries and perpetuate these stereotypes about others when it was them that was the loser in the first place, not only in Japan, but back home, too!:shake:

Guys and gals who come to Japan do so in search of a new life experience. They want to gain more insight into the world they live, so what better country than Japan? It's the most accommodating, safe, and convenient country in the world in my opinion. Here, a teacher can earn a fairly decent wage, more than enough to support him/herself if they remain single and control their money. Japan is one of, if not, the most expensive country in the world to live in, yet losers come here? Why would a loser wanna come and live in the most expensive country in the world???

Here's my take on what a loser it:

A college graduate who works at a dead end job back in his own home country. Everyday he's bitching and moaning because he can never seem to get ahead and then he takes this frustration out on others. A loser marries his obese high school sweet heart because she was the only piece of tail he was ever able to get, or because he couldn't find anyone else. They have three kids and settle down in some dilapidated run down house. The wife is always complaining about his underarm smell everyday after he comes home from work whenever he's trying to get a little kiss on the cheek. She rolls over in bed complaining about how tired she is and that sex wouldn't be a good idea tonight - actually every night for the last 5 years.


He has BBQs on the weekends with his pals and chugging down beer after beer. They sit around watching the idiot box all fucking long talking about the same old sports teams and the scores, and so forth and so on. This same routine continues on year after year. The day comes when the kids graduate college then get married, and since all of the kids moved out all you and your fat wife do all day is sit around arguing about trivial things. You're barking orders at her from your power chair in the living room. She's hating every minute of it cause' back when you were working things were more peaceful. After retirement you're home all day. Then you file for divorce at 60 and try to relive bygone days that you never seem to be able recreate and then you die of some terminal illness in a hospital and then all the kids can think about is what dad left behind.


This analogy is what happens to 90% of Americans in my opinion. This to me is a loser!

blah blah blah. here's a nifty little tip for ya.

when posting under a new persona to try to make yourself look like a hero, you might want to remember to log the other one out first. just sayin...

COME TO JAPAN, where you too can go from zero to hero just like McToeJob

[Coligny]

That's a cheery little tale. Do you also write children's books?

Do you really need to ask him for moar ? ain't we fooked enough as it is now ?

[waruta]

A college graduate who works at a dead end job back in his own home country. Everyday he's bitching and moaning because he can never seem to get ahead and then he takes this frustration out on others. A loser marries his obese high school sweet heart because she was the only piece of tail he was ever able to get, or because he couldn't find anyone else. They have three kids and settle down in some dilapidated run down house. The wife is always complaining about his underarm smell everyday after he comes home from work whenever he's trying to get a little kiss on the cheek. She rolls over in bed complaining about how tired she is and that sex wouldn't be a good idea tonight - actually every night for the last 5 years.


He has BBQs on the weekends with his pals and chugging down beer after beer. They sit around watching the idiot box all fucking long talking about the same old sports teams and the scores, and so forth and so on. This same routine continues on year after year. The day comes when the kids graduate college then get married, and since all of the kids moved out all you and your fat wife do all day is sit around arguing about trivial things. You're barking orders at her from your power chair in the living room. She's hating every minute of it cause' back when you were working things were more peaceful. After retirement you're home all day. Then you file for divorce at 60 and try to relive bygone days that you never seem to be able recreate and then you die of some terminal illness in a hospital and then all the kids can think about is what dad left behind.


This analogy is what happens to 90% of Americans in my opinion. This to me is a loser!

And there we have it folks, a play by play account of McT's life as he knows it. He came clean about being a loser too! Whatta 3 day weekend.

[McTojo]

And there we have it folks, a play by play account of McT's life as he knows it. He came clean about being a loser too! Whatta 3 day weekend.

You're about as bright as an egg timer! They don't c m ny d mb r th n y .

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Another day, another dollar and....another encounter with who's gotta be the biggest fucked gaijin moron I have come across with in my entire life...which made me wonder why Japan is such a magnet for losers...

This guy
1. Is American
2. From Jersey
3. In Japan for 17 years +
4. In his 50's...never married...
5. Reportedly last dated a woman 16 years ago...
6. Studies English grammar every night...
7. Refused to join the "Go Paperless" office campaign and offered to buy his own copy paper..."and help that way..."???
8. Refuses to upload his reports on our Google Cloud Computing System 'cause "Google will fold any day soon..." (or so he says...)
9. Claims to have played guitar with the greatest, but can't play for his colleagues "for reasons he can't disclose..."
10. Asked everybody in the company not to Google his name because "we may find information about him we would not like"...???

I think this is guy is lucky...where I come from he would have been shot already...

One more day to the 3 day weekend....

Hey, that's me you're talking about. WTF are you doing telling everybody on this board what I'm like at work?

[Greji]

COME TO JAPAN, where you too can go from zero to hero just like McToeJob

Ahh, are you into ToeJobs now? I may have to change my attitude on you Russian Illegal Immigrants......

[Coligny]

Ahh, are you into ToeJobs now? I may have to change my attitude on you Russian Illegal Immigrants......

I'm not sure I want to picture this...

But then again i'm quite bored today...

[Kuang_Grade]

Give it up for Mctojo to write the longest post in a thread about Japan attracting losers.

[McTojo]

Wrong. That description doesn't fit me at all! Honestly.

[nottu]

[McTojo]

So how about those photos? - on the scooter with the helmet and glasses.
Thanks.

I will post a photo of something much better in the the coming days. I haven't forgotten.

[nottu]

[rooboy]

Have to admit it, Latino's loser does sound fucking like the biggest loser you'd meet in Japan tho there'd be some who are worse. What about that pervert cunt in Fukuoka - a 'spiritual' fucking adviser as well as a 'teacher'.

Adding to the loser list - gaijin who've been in Japan for about a decade and are still teaching kindie kids:rolleyes: or getting fucked over in crap part time jobs that give em about 4 classes for one day in a week and pay shit. Why the fuck haven't they tried to start their own schools, esp the ones with a J wife. Or get into something else with help from said J wife's family/in group connections?

No offence to any of the probably many married gaijin on this board, you've probably met the same, but I've met a few real gaijin knobs who could do diddley squat to get ahead, motivate their fucking selves in Japan after being there in one case for 12 fucking long years, 11 in the other, 10 in the other.

Then they married J women from semi wealthy/wealthy backgrounds. What the fuck would a J chick from that kinda background, good looking to boot with fairly prestigious jobs, see in a gaijin whose had a lousy, drifting existence in Japan for so long? It seems so fucking one sided. Why would their parents approve their marriage to gaijin who actually seemed self congratulating about their non achievements?

I didn't have much in Oz but a BA but at least I got a degree that included Japanese language credits, unlike those gaijin and two of em could only say about 4 sentences in Japanese after so long there. And I wasn't a fucking used car salesman like one of the guys who was that back in Canada.

He was an opinionated wanker in my book but others thought he was wonderful. So did his wife probably. Unfortunately for him he died some time ago in an accident but personally I'd never go riding a bike at night on a road with no lights in Japan and not expect to get scraped up off it.

But how the hell do these losers get along like this in Japan?:shake:

[Yokohammer]

But how the hell do these losers get along like this in Japan?:shake:

The theory is that they get along precisely because they are in Japan.

But it used to be worse. 30 years or so ago, before the government started cracking down on this sort of thing and the locals got a bit more discriminating in their choice of "sensei," just about any NJ could set up shop and make a pretty good living teaching "English." English is in quotes there because there were plenty of South Asians and Europeans and other non-native English speakers in the business, some of who had a pretty tenuous grasp of the language. It was a mess.

It was the same with the "modeling" business. Once again, the word modeling is in quotes because very, very few of the FGs registered with modeling agencies were actually models, or had even been in the same room with a real model. But some of them got a few jobs, and a somewhat unrealistically inflated ego that would have been instantly squashed if they had ever come into contact with any real talent ... or had tried to do the same thing anywhere but Japan.

There seem to be quite a few very bitter dregs left over from that era, but there also seems to be a disproportionately large number of relative newcomers who are trying to live out some kind of personal fantasy here, and making complete asses of themselves in the process.

Hey, that reminds me of someone who's been doing the rounds here on FG.com lately!

[Greji]

But how the hell do these losers get along like this in Japan?:shake:

It was always held that God gave men a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to operate both at the same time. Well, in this case, he apparently made those particular women so that they could only select one of the two available choices.

[hurryharry]

Those gaiiin who marry rich J chicks are the worst...I met 4 or 5 fuckers who were just pathetic:

....a delusional Cambridge graduate who was always high on medication and could not get on a train....and therefore could not do much in Japan....wifey had to escort him to job interviews because he got medicated to be able to ride the train...

...an alcoholic Aussie obsessed with high school girls, Thai boys and web surfing...drank 2 bottles of Jack Daniels a day...wife's daddy gave them a bunch of apartment buildings to "manage"..

...a mentally unstable Brit who was your best buddy at 2:00pm, but could rip you apart at 2:05....mood swings, you now...was fired from Nova for assaulting a taxi driver...openly cried after a student missed all the answers on a test on the use of the Present Perfect...

...a fat Hawaiian that ate all day and didn't even bother to get a job because "my wife's dad supports us..."

...a latin Casanova that quit his "International Business Manager" job at wife's dad's company because he couldn't shag any of the secretaries...got fired from 3 companies in 1 year over sexual harassment...I hired and fired him and then wife gave him the papers....he's back in fucked up Venezuela selling used motorcycles...

..I feel sorry for their wives, but wonder how someone could live like fuckers like these....

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Those gaiiin who marry rich J chicks are the worst...I met 4 or 5 fuckers who were just pathetic:
...an alcoholic Aussie obsessed with high school girls, Thai boys and web surfing...drank 2 bottles of Jack Daniels a day...wife's daddy gave them a bunch of apartment buildings to "manage"...

Hey, I'm really proud of my past and didn't know you thought of me this way....I wish you hadn't told them all about the Thai boys, though.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Have to admit it, Latino's loser does sound fucking like the biggest loser you'd meet in Japan...

...blahblahblahblah

But how the hell do these losers get along like this in Japan?:shake:

you're rapidly reinforcing the thread title with your rambling rubbish.

[Iraira]

openly cried after a student missed all the answers on a test on the use of the Present Perfect.

I have not heard of such a verb form.

[Greji]

I have not heard of such a verb form.

That's understandable since being from California, you have never had the opportunity to be exposed to the English language.....

But did you notice that he described me more accurately in the other examples?

[Screwed Up Eyes]

personally I'd never go riding a bike at night on a road with no lights in Japan and not expect to get scraped up off it.

Of course not...why else do you think Japan has cops on every corner to make sure the lights on your bike are turned on? Surely you don't think all the fuzz are there to ensure you separate your garbage properly...?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

That's understandable since being from California, you have never had the opportunity to be exposed to the English language.....

ooooooo i do believe you just got pwned, Ira.