The List

[McTojo]

Getting cussed out by Micheal Douglas. Him calling me a sick fuck, like he did on that movie called " Falling Down" to that Jerk at the Army Surplus store.

Anal rimming Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada! And then her saying to me " That's all!" in that high pitches sassy little voice.

Getting cussed out by Al Pacino in that thick accent of his " Hey....Fuak U!"

Or even better yet, Robert Deniro's famous one liner" You fucking wit me!?"

True story:

I was getting ready to board my flight here to Japan years ago when I ran into Tommy Lee Jones as we were about to go through the metal detector. The buzzer went off on both of us, so Security had made us remove our shoes before we could walk through to collect our things. Once we successful passed through we were over on the chairs putting our shoes on and I looked over at Mr. Jones and shouted " Tommy!" He looked at me with that god awful look, like when he's staring at one those aliens in "Men in Black!" He actually pulled his shades down over the ridge of his nose just to look at me! Priceless!

[nottu]

[2triky]

Do I have to light one up in order to understand how this all fits together?

That would be a waste of doja.

[waruta]

Do I have to light one up in order to understand how this all fits together?

Better yet, I got a picture of McToejam's Halloween costume.



He went as himself. Greji is up top, standing by nottu and iraira

[Iraira]

Better yet, I got a picture of McToejam's Halloween costume.



He went as himself. Greji is up top, standing by nottu and iraira

Dammit, I asked you not to post that picture. I was having a bad hair day.

[IparryU]

Dammit, I asked you not to post that picture. I was having a bad hair day.

And you posted the most shittiest one! i was lookin at my hoof man.

WHERE ARE PICS OF MCTOEJAM ON BIKE?!?!?!?

[Iraira]

Just to fully hijack this thread, I discovered on Sunday that Greji has total ESP. Don't worry Greji, I didn't soil her, however, I am about 1700 BIC Camera points wealthier, and her legs are painfully hairless as a result. No idea whether said purchased device was used to de-hair-ify other regions.

[FG Lurker]

I have to say, toejam's posts have greatly improved now that they are all blank.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Would somebody please stab this fat black bitch in the neck already and get it over with?

[Iraira]

I have to say, the quality of toejam's posts has greatly improved now that they are all blank.

Maybe he's busy breast feeding?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Just to fully hijack this thread, I discovered on Sunday that Greji has total ESP. Don't worry Greji, I didn't soil her, however, I am about 1700 BIC Camera points wealthier, and her legs are painfully hairless as a result. No idea whether said purchased device was used to de-hair-ify other regions.

the rumour is that it all comes off.

Greji already figured that one out with his amazing ESP powers.

[Iraira]

the rumour is that it all comes off.

You'll be using the hair to knit me a nice hairpiece...I figure I've got about 5 more years of reasonable scalp coverage beforeall the male-pattern genes drive me to buying cases and cases of Super Million Hair.

[Greji]

the rumour is that it all comes off.

Greji already figured that one out with his amazing ESP powers.

My ESP is always sensitive when someone gets into the goat pen. You and Iraira didn't have a prayer of sneaking by me without getting caught!

[McTojo]

Would somebody please stab this fat black bitch in the neck already and get it over with?

Not enough love in the world...