APEC Security Check Point Stop!!!

[McTojo]

Today over at Kojimachidori street, near Shinjuku, security was all over the place. As most of you may already know, law enforcement is on full alert because of APEC, even though the actual venue where it's being held is in Yokohama. Police are being extra vigilante everywhere, especially against anybody who looks suspicious. Today while I was cruising down route 20 on my way to work I saw a lot of check points. Cars were being stopped at random here and there. The Uyoku trucks were also all over the place, many being diverted off to other routes. As you all know I cruise fully decorated; hinomaru stickers, SS helmets, skull mask. At any rate, I was being tracked by radio by several patrolmen as I was making my way around the loop that surrounds the mote near the Kokyo ( Imperial Palace). At first, I didn't pay it any attention then it dawned upon me that I am being cased as several radio men were repeating alerts on each intersection....I still wasn't convinced.

After work, and heading back I went back down route 20, then down route 1 to Sakuradori. I saw so many black buses and blue jeeps playing gunka music! It was beautiful. At any rate at the traffic light I was waiting for the next light. Traffic was especially heavy at around 4 today. I noticed ahead that the intersection was partially cordoned off by extention gates! You know the kind that fold when trying to close a street off...? About a half dozen police were standing near that gate and then one darted off towards me looking me in the eye! I was like "oooh Shit!" When he reached me he ran behind my backside to check the license plate number and then he continued running further back to the next bike behind me. I think he was a little confused.... The light turned green and I sped off. As I passed the mob of police through the intersection they were all dumbfounded and saying " alalal" which in Japanese means something like ( it's him, what? or a nuance of cautions). They had mistaken the next guy for being a right winger since he was Japanese and I wasn't and by the time they realized it they didn't know what to do, so they let me continue on without pulling me over.

What a day! Imagine three dozen J cops scratching their helmets in utter confusion at my ass as I rode by them.

I love Japan.

[TennoChinko]

Today over at Kojimachidori street, near Shinjuku, security was all over the place. As most of you may already know, law enforcement is on full alert because of APEC, even though the actual venue where it's being held is in Yokohama. Police are being extra vigilante everywhere, especially against anybody who looks suspicious. Today while I was cruising down route 20 on my way to work I saw a lot of check points. Cars were being stopped at random here and there. The Uyoku trucks were also all over the place, many being diverted off to other routes. [U]As you all know I cruise fully decorated]. At any rate, I was being tracked by radio by several patrolmen as I was making my way around the loop that surrounds the mote near the Kokyo ( Imperial Palace). At first, I didn't pay it any attention then it dawned upon me that I am being cased as several radio men were repeating alerts on each intersection....I still wasn't convinced.

After work, and heading back I went back down route 20, then down route 1 to Sakuradori. I saw so many black buses and blue jeeps playing gunka music! It was beautiful. At any rate at the traffic light I was waiting for the next light. Traffic was especially heavy at around 4 today. I noticed ahead that the intersection was partially cordoned off by extention gates! You know the kind that fold when trying to close a street off...? About a half dozen police were standing near that gate and then one darted off towards me looking me in the eye! I was like "oooh Shit!" When he reached me he ran behind my backside to check the license plate number and then he continued running further back to the next bike behind me. I think he was a little confused.... The light turned green and I sped off. As I passed the mob of police through the intersection they were all dumbfounded and saying " alalal" which in Japanese means something like ( it's him, what? or a nuance of cautions). They had mistaken the next guy for being a right winger since he was Japanese and I wasn't and by the time they realized it they didn't know what to do, so they let me continue on without pulling me over.

What a day! Imagine three dozen J cops scratching their helmets in utter confusion at my ass as I rode by them.

I love Japan.

[IparryU]

I green snotted you for this but msg fuged up, should be:
"For a "black guy" he really does seem like this. IPU"

Where did you get this from? Dont tell me that really him.

[TennoChinko]

I got it from Google images -- just search for 'black nazi' or 'negro nazi' and even pseudoblogsites will come up. However, I believe that photo was taken somewhere in Asia - possibly Japan - and the subject appears to be East Indian.

Our ethnically-confused OP looks more like the guy below. Stockier.

[waruta]

Today, blah blah blah APEC, blah blah blah blah Yokohama. Blah blah, blah blah blah police blah blah blah Japan.

Everytime McToeJam opens his yap, I think of this guy:

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Everytime McToeJam opens his yap, I think of this guy:

Well, add an "ot" to the end of the Conqueror of the British Empire's first name and you'd at least sum up our resident troll to a tee.

[McTojo]

Well, add an "ot" to the end of the Conqueror of the British Empire's first name and you'd at least sum up our resident troll to a tee.

Amin Dada was feared and respected! Wow. I take that as a compliment!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I take that as a compliment!

I kinda had the feeling you might...

[BigInJapan]

Well, add an "ot" to the end of the Conqueror of the British Empire's first name and you'd at least sum up our resident troll to a tee.

It seems our resident McTroll isn't aware of Amin's first name:
Idi Amin Dada, therefore Idi + ot = (you do the math)

[Ganma]

Cum on. The reality is this guy is probably whiter than my Aunt Mable.

[McTojo]

It seems our resident McTroll isn't aware of Amin's first name:
Idi Amin Dada, therefore Idi + ot = (you do the math)

I did the math and it wasn't funny. I can spell just as good or better than most of you, so now.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

It seems our resident McTroll isn't aware of Amin's first name:
Idi Amin Dada, therefore Idi + ot = (you do the math)

I think he was trying to show us that he is a wit...I agree with him entirely, and prefix it with that most useful of English words "fuck" as an added bonus.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I did the math and it wasn't funny. I can spell just as good or better than most of you, so now.

Now you just need to learn the difference between an adverb and an adjective.

[waruta]

I did the math and it wasn't funny. I can spell just as good or better than most of you, so now.

Actually, I take back my previous pic and statement....you now start to remind me of this fella....




You may be able to press F7 and spellcheck, but your sentences are far from eloquent.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Amin Dada was feared and respected! Wow. I take that as a compliment!

feared yes, respected no.

your ignorance is disgusting.

[Greji]

your ignorance is disgusting.

That depends whether or not he eats liver.....

[McTojo]

feared yes, respected no.

your ignorance is disgusting.

I probably know more about him than you do. Fear and respect usually go hand in hand.

[McTojo]

Actually, I take back my previous pic and statement....you now start to remind me of this fella....




You may be able to press F7 and spellcheck, but your sentences are far from eloquent.

Didn't know I needed to be eloquent in the Gaijin Ghettos of FG

[McTojo]

Actually, I take back my previous pic and statement....you now start to remind me of this fella....




You may be able to press F7 and spellcheck, but your sentences are far from eloquent.

Bring back Idi Amin! Not this bubba gump fool!!! I was so not like him, not even an ass kissing ass wipe American ass worshipper like yourself.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

I probably know more about him than you do. Fear and respect usually go hand in hand.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

please please please tell me you're now an expert on african culture too. PLEASE!!

keep steppin in the sand you moron. you've almost hit the land mine.

[Yokohammer]

I probably know more about him than you do. Fear and respect usually go hand in hand.

Fear and true respect never go hand in hand.
You have now proven that you know nothing about respect either (add that to a loooong list of things you know fuck-all about). Not that you needed to prove it.

[McTojo]

Fear and true respect never go hand in hand.
You have now proven that you know nothing about respect either (add that to a loooong list of things you know fuck-all about). Not that you needed to prove it.

I know more about stuff than your lame a$$! Fear, love, and respect share a common link, you myopic minded <warglebargle, warglebargle>!

[Cyka UchuuJin]

what the fuck is a warglebargle??

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

what the fuck is a warglebargle??

Aren't they those things that get left in your undies when you don't wipe your bum properly?

[Greji]

what the fuck is a warglebargle??

Would you like a hands-on explaination?

[Coligny]

Would you like a hands-on explaination?

Making sum noise, but not saying much of any value

[BigInJapan]

what the fuck is a warglebargle??

This, for example:

I was fucking around and said that on GP. It was all BS. I was just being a dick to one of the posters.

Another thread featuring our own McTroll

[Cyka UchuuJin]

This, for example:

Another thread featuring our own McTroll

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BigInJapan again.

[Greji]

".....you brainless, babbling, butt-breathed buffoon....."

Get it on Hammer! You da man!

[Coligny]

By the way, if you're going to fling insults, at least try to apply your "literary skills" a bit and show some creativity, you brainless, babbling, butt-breathed buffoon.

I thought the word buffon was last used when King Louis XVIth still had his head linked to his shoulders...