Age Difference: How Low Will You Go?

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Age Difference: How Low Will You Go?

Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:25 am

It was reported in several newspapers that talento Ogura Yuuko (27) is engaged to "charisma hair stylist" Kikuchi Isao (40). That's a 13 year difference according to my amazing calculations.

It was also reported in several newspapers that talento Hoshino Aki (33) is engaged to JRA jockey Miura Kousei (20). Yet another 13 year difference in age.

It was also recently reported that comedian Kosugi Ryuichi (37) from comedy duo Black Mayonnaise has actually tied the knot to a 23-year-old ippanjinon November 7. That's 14 years ladies and gents!

This hasn't been reported anywhere yet (so be glad you guys are the first to know about this mind-blowing news), but I (iHUMAN) am dating a JayGal 19 years younger my age.

My point?

Bragging, obviously!

Also interested in how young you'd go, especially in regards to age difference.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:41 am

Half your age plus 7 years is generally accepted as not being disgusting. For the mathematically challenged: If you are 40, then 27 is the minimum age she can be without raising eyebrows.
However, there is the Greji Utilitarian Axiom which essentially rejects mathematics in favor of "I thought she was of legal age" and "Her corpse was still room temperature".
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interesting!

Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:44 am

I'm what you would call a dirty ol' man then... :p
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Postby Sarutaro » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:08 pm

iHUMAN wrote:Also interested in how young you'd go, especially in regards to age difference.


Judging by most of the people I know who are married to Japanese the question is rather how HIGH you would go.
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Postby Taka-Okami » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:15 pm

Sarutaro wrote:Judging by most of the people I know who are married to Japanese the question is rather how HIGH you would go.


I prefer the older lady :)
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Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:31 pm

Sarutaro wrote:Judging by most of the people I know who are married to Japanese the question is rather how HIGH you would go.


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Postby BigInJapan » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:32 pm

iHUMAN wrote:This hasn't been reported anywhere yet (so be glad you guys are the first to know about this mind-blowing news), but I (iHUMAN) am dating a JayGal 19 years younger my age.
Bragging, obviously!

Hmm, middle-aged divorced gaijin lashing out and "dating" young girls.
Never seen that happen before...
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Postby Iraira » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:26 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Hmm, middle-aged divorced gaijin lashing out and "dating" young girls.
Never seen that happen before...


Excuse me, but I prefer to be the one being lashed.
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Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:31 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Hmm, middle-aged divorced gaijin lashing out and "dating" young girls.
Never seen that happen before...

Funny... I had totally figured you for the stereo-type married gaijin in a sexless marriage with a JayChick who won't even care anymore if you're getting yours on the side... Stay in the marriage so that you can keep seeing those kids as you will never be getting dual custody. Stings, eh?! But hey, at least your're not an eikawa monkey for life. Right?
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:32 pm

I'm 38 and my JGF is 23.
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> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:17 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:I'm 38 and my JGF is 23.

Finally, an on-topic post.

Cheers!
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For me.

Postby McTojo » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:06 pm

iHUMAN wrote:Finally, an on-topic post.

Cheers!


The youngest I've gone was 21 years of age. The relationship only lasted for six months.
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Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:06 pm

McTojo wrote:The youngest I've gone was 21 years of age. The relationship only lasted for six months.

How old were you?

I'm 43yo. I wonder how long it'll last...
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Postby McTojo » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:10 pm

iHUMAN wrote:How old were you?

I'm 43yo. I wonder how long it'll last...


38. The relationship(fuckship) lasted for only 6 months.
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Postby iHUMAN » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:56 pm

McTojo wrote:38. The relationship(fuckship) lasted for only 6 months.

Kinda personal (sorry), but do/did you wish it had lasted longer than that?

We're at 3 months...
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Postby wuchan » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:16 pm

My wife is three months younger than me.


If I were cut loose...... What is the age of consent?
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Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:16 pm

iHUMAN wrote:Kinda personal (sorry), but do/did you wish it had lasted longer than that?

We're at 3 months...




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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:29 pm

My 62yo FIL's new live-in GF is 38.
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Postby Pearse » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:44 pm

FG Lurker wrote:My 62yo FIL's new live-in GF is 38.

Wow, what a lucky guy! :p
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yeah...

Postby McTojo » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:04 am

iHUMAN wrote:Kinda personal (sorry), but do/did you wish it had lasted longer than that?

We're at 3 months...


Well...not really. I kind of wish I was more romantic with her, you know, tried to create some warm memories outside of the sack. Instead, whenever we'd meet I would take her straight to the love hotel for a shag then Starbucks for a tall black and back to the station to say our good byes.

I kind of wished I had held on to the psychologist I let go, though. She had some money and big tits. The thing I couldn't stand the most was that " hazukashii" BS in the bedroom. I can't stand that whiny, cry baby act.
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:38 am

FG Lurker wrote:My 62yo FIL's new live-in GF is 38.


She doable?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:08 am

McTojo wrote: I kind of wished I had held on to the psychologist I let go, though. She had some money and big tits. The thing I couldn't stand the most was that " hazukashii" BS in the bedroom. I can't stand that whiny, cry baby act.


So, did you beat her up, too?
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Postby iHUMAN » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:11 am

Adhesive wrote:She doable?

Think Ijima Ai... (if she were still alive that is)

Or do a search for 1972 Japanese girls.

Voila!

Asaka Kurea comes up...

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Postby Dragonette » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:39 am

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Postby McTojo » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:34 am

iHUMAN wrote:Think Ijima Ai... (if she were still alive that is)

Or do a search for 1972 Japanese girls.

Voila!

Asaka Kurea comes up...

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She's better than doable. She's very nice!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:36 am

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Postby Dragonette » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:49 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dragonette again.

Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation! :oops:
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Postby Greji » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:31 pm

Dragonette wrote:Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation! :oops:


Blasphemy! My daughter's generation I'll buy, but if I allow you in mine, next thing you'll be asking for a free pass to the goat pen.

BTW You had to be born before the war to play in mine....
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Postby Dragonette » Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:06 pm

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Postby Taka-Okami » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:05 pm

Dragonette wrote:Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation! :oops:


The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.
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