Just for men manicure

[Bucky]

[Iraira]

I read things like this, and I feel this strange Archie Bunker spirit begin to take over my neural processes.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

i wish more men would get manicures. (sans the nail art)

nothing more ewwww than a guy with grubby hands and dirty fingernails wanting to get to 3rd base with a girl.

[Iraira]

i wish more men would get manicures. (sans the nail art)

nothing more ewwww than a guy with grubby hands and dirty fingernails wanting to get to 3rd base with a girl.

I sense that someone has a story that she wants to tell. Greji's so going to hit the ceiling tonight.

[Greji]

I sense that someone has a story that she wants to tell. Greji's so going to hit the ceiling tonight.

I actually do have my nails done (male style!) once to twice a month for business presentation purposes. But you might be right about tonight. As you know, nobody knows what the mad pole dancer of the Volga is going to say, or do, when she gets her boiler stoked!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I don't have neural processes like Iraira does, but until I saw this story I thought a manicure was sports on the telly (Merican sports only count during actual game time and not all the breaks for ads and explaining WTF has happened), a beer, letting out decent burps or farts, scratching my balls and getting laid (Edit: Oh, I forgot to add that I like to moan and groan about bloody foreigners taking over, too...Even though I am one). These things sure cure loads for this man.
FWIW, I did let my nails grow and then had them shaped like a French tickler...

[Samurai_Jerk]

You don't need a professional manicure to have clean, well-groomed nails. You just need to wash your hands and keep your nails clipped and/or filed. An Italian mafia boss having his nails done by the barber while he's getting a trim and a shave is one thing, but a nail salon for men ...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

I sense that someone has a story that she wants to tell. Greji's so going to hit the ceiling tonight.

i'll just let you make one up for me.

SJ...you'd be surprised how many men find it impossible to clip their nails and wash their hands.

honestly, how many of your species even wash your hands after you piss?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

honestly, how many of your species even wash your hands after you piss?

You're supposed to wash your hands after you piss?

And I'm cut. But if I clip my nails, how am I going to be able to shimmy the lint from the ridge around the head after I've had a whizz? And then you expect me to wash on top of that? Sheesh....talk about demanding. Next you'll be wanting me to sit down when I do it.

[Samurai_Jerk]

honestly, how many of your species even wash your hands after you piss?

One of the things I hate about Japan is the lack of soap in many public bathrooms.

[Greji]

You're supposed to wash your hands after you piss?

Only if you piss on your hands....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Only if you piss on your hands....

I was just thinking...with all the formaldehyde in urine, it's possibly more sterile to piss on your hands than it is to cover them with soap.

I do usually end up peeing on my hands because I'm hung like an acorn. I'd love to hear about dealing with this problem from the likes of AO (whose schlong I've heard hits the ground whenever he unleashes it despite standing at 6' 7 or however bloody tall he is....)

[Greji]

I was just thinking...with all the formaldehyde in urine, it's possibly more sterile to piss on your hands than it is to cover them with soap.

Are you saying that you would like to piss on my hands to sterilize them? Are you sure this is not another one of your hobbies that you picked up from Iraira?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Are you saying that you would like to piss on my hands to sterilize them? Are you sure this is not another one of your hobbies that you picked up from Iraira?

Wasn't Iraira this time, but my university is currently holding a competition where applicants are being asked to write their vision of Germany in 2051 and I had just read about it, so I guess it was a Freudian slip.
I imagine that the competition organizers probably wouldn't like what I would have to say, gathering that my knowledge of Der Vaterland stems from leather suits, jackpots, whips, pointy helmets, cabbage and beer for breakfast, images that apply to their cuntry from the Western Front, French surrenders, the Holocaust, postwar economic miracle, division, reunification, Cold War female shotputters and, naturally, porn. Seig Heil!

[Cyka UchuuJin]

One of the things I hate about Japan is the lack of soap in many public bathrooms.

take note, FGers...THIS is why SJ is my husband. HYGIENE...he haz it!

on another note, there is actually truth to urine being sterile. if you are out in the wild without access to a first aid kit, peeing on the wound will actually sterilise it. but if you ain't in the wild, then wash your fucking hands!

and SDH...your comment about lint scraping just put me off my dinner.

[Iraira]

Nice how we've gone from the further effemination of males to a different type of pissing contest. Still the stuff (uric acid) is a great protein denaturant found in many hand creams. I prefer to cut out the old sterilized environment of modern industrial processing, and make available to you now, this one time offer, IraIra's Hand Lotion (Yellow No. 7 not added, nevertheless, it is still yellow). Rub it on your hand, then scratch an itch on your face, in order to satisfy any urophilia fetishes that I don't have.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

God, this thread is becoming so warped, I think ultra will need to consder changing the name of the site from fuckedgaijin to fuckedauslander....