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by **Mulboyne** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:35 pm

Tomomi Itano of AKB48 appeared at a PR event alongside several top models. The resulting pictures are being described on the web as akin to a public execution.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:55 pm

Well, at least she looks delighted by proceedings....

I''m glad to learn of the AKB48 generation's view of what constitutes "public execution" in this day and age....their forebears had a somewhat more literal conception of that idea.

I heard a public execution once, in Riyadh. It was like a party atmosphere as everyone gathered around, then there was some Allah chant like they give on planes before take-off in the Middle East just to scare the shit out of you. And then things suddenly went so quite you could hear a pin drop. And you did, except it wasn't a pin and there was an almighty swoosh immediately beforehand. Then everybody begins cheering and praising the Almighty.

by **Ganma** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:19 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I heard a public execution once, in Riyadh.

I've seen one...

OK, so it was a sheep.

But I'll never forget the way that sadistic fuck (school farming teacher) killed that sheep just to get a rise out of a bunch of school boys. Working on a real farm I've witnessed killing, but it was always done in a more humane way.

by **legion** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:38 am

Mulboyne wrote:

Tomomi Itano of AKB48 appeared at a PR event alongside several top models. The resulting pictures are being described on the web as akin to a public execution.

The important question is who spits and who swallows

by **LesTalk** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:33 am

Ganma wrote:I've seen one...

OK, so it was a sheep. But I'll never forget the way that sadistic fuck (school farming teacher) killed that sheep just to get a rise out of a bunch of school boys. Working on a real farm I've witnessed killing, but it was always done in a more humane way.

Done that - lent a hand, anyway, on a farm in NZ. Spend enough years traipsing the padlocks and pulling sheep out of bogs and holes and finding other places where they're trying to or have committed suicide, and you'll come to realize that for sheep execution is a mercy. They're suicidal by nature.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:01 am

Ganma wrote:I've seen one...OK, so it was a sheep. ...

Reputation blah, blah....

:rofl:

I haven't laughed so heartily in years!!!!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:07 am

LesTalk wrote:Done that - lent a hand, anyway, on a farm in NZ......for sheep execution is a mercy...

Yes, well, we are talking about NZ, where the idea of execution would conceiveably be preferable to other fates when it comes to sheep considering the phrase "give the ewe a ram" doesn't always necessarily mean adding mixing genders among livestock. (Spoken by an Aussie, who has no right to talk really....)

by **waruta** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:43 am

LesTalk wrote:Done that - lent a hand, anyway, on a farm in NZ. Spend enough years traipsing the padlocks and pulling sheep out of bogs and holes and finding other places where they're trying to or have committed suicide, and you'll come to realize that for sheep execution is a mercy. They're suicidal by nature.

What do you call a Kiwi farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

by **BigInJapan** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:25 am

by **maraboutslim** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:32 am

Ah...Jessica...my dream girl.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:46 am

by **matsuki** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:47 am

bwahaha, those shots are hilarious....reminds me of all those import car "models" that are nothing more than overweight, short asian fugglies with boob jobs that are willing to slut it up.....when they are put next to a real model. (though at least Itano is kinda cute) The contrast is amazing.

by **Greji** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:11 pm

[quote="Screwed-down Hairdo"]:rofl:
That is fucking cruel....I'm kinda with the Net nerds on this one. Not only does she stand out for being short and ugly, they put her up on a box]
Especially if she swallows....
:cool:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:31 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Yes, well, we are talking about NZ, where the idea of execution would conceiveably be preferable to other fates when it comes to sheep considering the phrase "give the ewe a ram" doesn't always necessarily mean adding mixing genders among livestock. (Spoken by an Aussie, who has no right to talk really....)

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

While a Scotsman says, "Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!" :spin:

by **Ganma** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:43 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

While a Scotsman says, "Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

LOL!!!

Thanks for taking the heat off NZ.

by **Coligny** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:08 pm

maraboutslim wrote:Ah...Jessica...my dream girl.

agreed...

Still prefer Yua...

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