Golden Gai's crazy South African

[Samurai_Jerk]

There's this crazy South African lady the hangs out at the entrance to Golden Gai in front of the Filipino-run bar called Champion. I saw her the last two times I was there wearing what looks like a rent-a-cop uniform, occasionally dropping her pants and pissing in the street standing up like a dude, head butting doors, and trying to make out with random dudes who all decline. She's fat, looks like she's pushing 50, and is completely out of her mind. Does anyone know who I'm talking about and what the fuck her deal is?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Does anyone know who I'm talking about and what the fuck her deal is?

I don't, but I wish I did....

[yanpa]

Have you looked around for hidden cameras controlled by a French guy?

[GomiGirl]

Kinda par for the course in Golden Gai.

I was standing out side our bar and on the phone one night. Then some random dude stood beside me and pissed into the gutter. Charming!

Got dozens of other GG stories.

BTW we were out there briefly last night at the festival but only for a single ginger ale and a quick chat with some friends. Not really appropriate for my kid but there were plenty of other people with their kids from babies up. But my kid is blonde and attracts lots of attention. He really doesn't like being pinched on the cheeks and told he is cute by dozens of drunks up close.

[matsuki]

So uh SJ....how do you know she's South African?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Not me, Gomi. I was there all night Saturday though.

Choko, I know where she's from because she talks to every dude that passes by or hangs out drinking in front of Champion.

[Coligny]

Have you looked around for hidden cameras controlled by a French guy?

Nope, not me, but I might try to negociate an exploitation license for dis idea...

[GomiGirl]

Have you looked around for hidden cameras controlled by a French guy?

If you see them, they are not very well hidden are they?

[GomiGirl]

Not me, Gomi. I was there all night Saturday though.

Sunday afternoon/evening was just crazy busy at the festival. Did anybody else go?

It was a great crowd and lots of good food.

[IparryU]

Not me, Gomi. I was there all night Saturday though.

Sunday afternoon/evening was just crazy busy at the festival. Did anybody else go?

It was a great crowd and lots of good food.

Which one?

I was at Azabu-Juban with my wife and sons.

[matsuki]

Choko, I know where she's from because she talks to every dude that passes by or hangs out drinking in front of Champion.

...and tells them she's from South Africa? Where are your ninja shots of this nutjob in action?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Choko, I know where she's from because she talks to every dude that passes by or hangs out drinking in front of Champion.

...and tells them she's from South Africa? Where are your ninja shots of this nutjob in action?

No, I actually talked to her because I thought it was hilarious. Then she tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

No, I actually talked to her because I thought it was hilarious. Then she tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

You, er, might want to have an AIDS check, mate...(I say just 40 seconds after posting a pledge to be kind to all humanity...what a fucking hypocrite!!!)

[Samurai_Jerk]

No, I actually talked to her because I thought it was hilarious. Then she tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

You, er, might want to have an AIDS check, mate...(I say just 40 seconds after posting a pledge to be kind to all humanity...what a fucking hypocrite!!!)

Tried to. Didn't succeed.

[yanpa]

You fails an AIDS check?

(sanitizes screen carefully)

[matsuki]

Choko, I know where she's from because she talks to every dude that passes by or hangs out drinking in front of Champion.

...and tells them she's from South Africa? Where are your ninja shots of this nutjob in action?

No, I actually talked to her because I thought it was hilarious. Then she tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

LOL, How did that go over when you kicked her to stop her from injecting her AIDS into you?

[IparryU]

Choko, I know where she's from because she talks to every dude that passes by or hangs out drinking in front of Champion.

...and tells them she's from South Africa? Where are your ninja shots of this nutjob in action?

No, I actually talked to her because I thought it was hilarious. Then she tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

LOL, How did that go over when you kicked her to stop her from injecting her AIDS into you?

she prolly grabbed his balls so he would open his mouth...

[Samurai_Jerk]

You fails an AIDS check?

No, apparently I passed. The doc told me the results were positive. What a relief.

[Doctor Stop]

he doc told me the results were positive.

And you still haven't paid up. Bring your insurance card next time.

[Buraku]

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