What are you wearing for Halloween?

[Taro Toporific]

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(Does anybody know the name of this kaiju?)

[yanpa]

I am going dressed as a Yamanote Line train car.

[Taro Toporific]

It looks like Booby Ologun already has his costume sorted out...

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Japanprobe.com/2012/10/16/japanese-tv-show-prank-transforms-african-man-into-a-gorilla

[Taro Toporific]

"Hats with ears are super trendy right now in Harjauku..."


Harajuku Ear Hats by tokyofashion, on Flickr

[Coligny]

I just sooo wishes we'd do sumthing for Halloween this year...

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(Me bitch is a really strong believer of the "no fun allowed" japanese policy"...)

[Taro Toporific]

I just sooo wishes we'd do sumthing for Halloween this year...
(Me bitch is a really strong believer of the "no fun allowed" japanese policy"...)

Back in the States when I spent 6 months in the hospital, all my phlebotomists---the med techs who draw blood---dressed up as sexy vampires. The doctors were fun too; my head of urology, Dr. Cox (real name!) dressed up in lab coat, trousers, shirt and tie all dyed bright piss-yellow for Halloween.

Certainly, a lady-parts doctor like your Dr. Bitchy could have some Halloween fun too, right?

[yanpa]

I was in the Rakuten HQ building the other day and there were lots of posters advertising a staff "Halloween Party" (on the 25th) to be held in the canteen after working hours; fancy dress requested, and the poster said fancy dressers could wear their costumes during the day as well. It would be interesting to see how many people there take up the offer...

[Taro Toporific]

What are you wearing for Halloween?

The answer is nothing for "ma poupée japonaise" ...

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[Taro Toporific]

Greji's girlfriend on the street in Shibuya tonight...

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[gaijinpunch]

I kind of reimagined 70's pimp, with Tokyo flare. LEDs... fur... you name it. Thank God I didn't have to take a shit that night. Toned it down for the Kawasaki parade. Some great costumes down there. Too bad most of Japan's creativity is spent on Cosplay and not in their industries they used to dominate.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

[Samurai_Jerk]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

One year I did have a great one though. It creeped out every girl at the party. I wore a bar code hair wig with those glasses that magnify your eyes, bad false teeth, a dirty old white undershirt tucked into a pair of boxers, and black socks hiked all the way up. Girls kept coming up to me and saying I reminded them of their father ... and not in a good way. The revulsion some of them felt was palpable. I think I was digging up repressed memories some of them had. It was an awesome feeling to have such an impact on people.

[matsuki]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

I spent $20 on some cheapo pirate costume when I was in LA...still looked better than the expensive ones from ドンキ and better yet, it wasn't the same as every other "ジャック！" costume everyone was wearing. Anyhow, it was enough to get me tons of free drinks, a few numbers, and laid by a sugar momma I hadn't seen in awhile. ( I dunno if it was the costume or the alcohol but she said I was sexier than before so naturally I used my sword to demand her booty ) Halloween is good times here but holy shit the amount of people packed into the clubs...all I could do is laugh, thinking "safety cuntry!"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

One year I did have a great one though. It creeped out every girl at the party. I wore a bar code hair wig with those glasses that magnify your eyes, bad false teeth, a dirty old white undershirt tucked into a pair of boxers, and black socks hiked all the way up. Girls kept coming up to me and saying I reminded them of their father ... and not in a good way. The revulsion some of them felt was palpable. I think I was digging up repressed memories some of them had. It was an awesome feeling to have such an impact on people.

As a father, I'm soooooooo happy to hear someone say this sort of thing...

[gaijinpunch]

You guys are missing the point. Halloween is for your imagination to go wild if you're a man, and to dress like a slut if you're a woman.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

I spent $20 on some cheapo pirate costume when I was in LA...still looked better than the expensive ones from ドンキ and better yet, it wasn't the same as every other "ジャック！" costume everyone was wearing. Anyhow, it was enough to get me tons of free drinks, a few numbers, and laid by a sugar momma I hadn't seen in awhile. ( I dunno if it was the costume or the alcohol but she said I was sexier than before so naturally I used my sword to demand her booty ) Halloween is good times here but holy shit the amount of people packed into the clubs...all I could do is laugh, thinking "safety cuntry!"

Until Zakazen starts selling costumes, I'm shit out of luck buying one here.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

I spent $20 on some cheapo pirate costume when I was in LA...still looked better than the expensive ones from ドンキ and better yet, it wasn't the same as every other "ジャック！" costume everyone was wearing. Anyhow, it was enough to get me tons of free drinks, a few numbers, and laid by a sugar momma I hadn't seen in awhile. ( I dunno if it was the costume or the alcohol but she said I was sexier than before so naturally I used my sword to demand her booty ) Halloween is good times here but holy shit the amount of people packed into the clubs...all I could do is laugh, thinking "safety cuntry!"

Until Zakazen starts selling costumes, I'm shit out of luck buying one here.

No you're not...they'll have some at Don Quixote that'll fit. (If not, you could borrow something from that Prada bird, but it'll probably be too bulky on you.)

[matsuki]

Answer: Nothing. I graduate from elementary school 25 years ago.

Oh, boy....someone's sucked you in badly. You do realize you live in Japan, right?

You are still in elementary school (except sometimes you get to play sex, drinking and do other adult games).

Seriously, I really hate Halloween parties. I don't see the appeal to spending a lot of money on a uncomfortable costume I'll never wear again.

I spent $20 on some cheapo pirate costume when I was in LA...still looked better than the expensive ones from ドンキ and better yet, it wasn't the same as every other "ジャック！" costume everyone was wearing. Anyhow, it was enough to get me tons of free drinks, a few numbers, and laid by a sugar momma I hadn't seen in awhile. ( I dunno if it was the costume or the alcohol but she said I was sexier than before so naturally I used my sword to demand her booty ) Halloween is good times here but holy shit the amount of people packed into the clubs...all I could do is laugh, thinking "safety cuntry!"

Until Zakazen starts selling costumes, I'm shit out of luck buying one here.

No you're not...they'll have some at Don Quixote that'll fit. (If not, you could borrow something from that Prada bird, but it'll probably be too bulky on you.)

I want a mask of her next year...can't think of anything scarier to go as

[gaijinpunch]

Told my girl she should get a couple of fake snaggle teeth and an out of control Merkin for next year and just go as some J-pop ho.

[Marked Trail]

Just some art students at university festival

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Musashino Art University via sephil

[GomiGirl]

This is what I did to my kid on the weekend.

Prince Charming!! by GomiGirl, on Flickr

He won a strider bike prize in the costume competition. But he is two, blonde and cute and the costume was home-made so that ticked all the boxes for the judging.

[matsuki]

Hahahahahahahaha that is awesome!

[GomiGirl]

He is too cute to be scary so I exploited him. But I didn't make any money as he gave all his kisses away for free. He had lots of little girls lining up for a pucker.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He is too cute to be scary so I exploited him. But I didn't make any money as he gave all his kisses away for free. He had lots of little girls lining up for a pucker.

And what an adorable little pucker. But, let me get this straight...you're an Aussie Army brat, right? So if he kisses you, that makes it a "mother pucker for a Pucka mother?" Mother pucking amazing.

Lucky there's no Koreans around...they're always pucking up their pronunciation of "f" sounds (turning phonetics into ponetics).

[GomiGirl]

Yep - pucka little tacker but ey?

SDH - you're phunny...

[Taro Toporific]

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[Samurai_Jerk]

Yep - pucka little tacker but ey?

SDH - you're phunny...

Don't you mean punny?

[GomiGirl]

Yep - pucka little tacker but ey?

SDH - you're phunny...

Don't you mean punny?

In his own words he is puny but I think he is being too hard on himself.

[Coligny]

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That is awesum...