How to be a good FG

[Russell]

I got a funny feeling when watching this video. Can't exactly put my finger on it. Maybe it is that after all those years here, I often break her rules.

And what about women not showing their cleavage? She does not say anything about miniskirts, ain't she?

[Iraira]

Mistakes are usually committed by the young?!??! And DO NOT...I fucking repeat "DO NOT" even attempt to get the amount of revealed cleavage lessened in any way*. Take that Moral Majority shit out of here! I'm feeling an urge to plant C4 in her orifices....

*Exceptions may apply depending on the accrued damage done by gravity.

[Coligny]

japs puts others before themselves...

bitchslap that cunt...

don't eat on train, DON'T FUCKING SELL FOOD ON TRAIN THEN...

the typical holier than fuck church nazi missing her little pathetic sphere of authority/sadism/misery from back home...

It's my planet, if they don't like my behaviour they can pack their shit and go to the moon.

[Coligny]

Mistakes are usually committed by the young?!??! And DO NOT...I fucking repeat "DO NOT" even attempt to get the amount of revealed cleavage lessened in any way*. Take that Moral Majority shit out of here! I'm feeling an urge to plant C4 in her orifices....

*Exceptions may apply depending on the accrued damage done by gravity.

I'm pretty sure she could use a good dildo to stop fucking with others b00bage...

[nikoneko]

Useful Japanese phrase: shouganai (しょうがない) - It can't be helped.

This phrase embodies the Japanese method of acceptance. Whenever you're faced with a situation you can't stand, just remember: shouganai!

You guys need to shut up with your criticisms of this video! Apparently!

It's my planet, if they don't like my behaviour they can pack their shit and go to the moon.

[matsuki]

I'm feeling an urge to plant C4 in her orifices....

I'd plant something in her orifices...but as to her banter Should be renamed, how to drink the green tea kool-aid and act like a Japanese robot.

[Taro Toporific]

She-e-e-it, she lost me in the 2nd sentence of her video when she said "...if you want to fit in."
I don't "fit in" and never will since I'm:

110kg /183cm
albino
cleanhead
quadruped

[Coligny]

Only usefull advice in japan:

if you want to fit in(side): USE LUBE

[legion]

but let's face it lads, nobody would sit through a video of any of us

[Coligny]

but let's face it lads, nobody would sit through a video of any of us

Yes, but i don't think our videos would trigger murder wishes either...

And you say that because you haven't seen my flatulist rendition of ice ice baby from vamilia ice...

plus i can guarantee that more than a few of choko's home made sekstapes have rivetting plot and mesmerizing cast...

[kagemusha]

Only usefull advice in japan:

if you want to fit in(side): USE LUBE

Best ever

And for the record, I lost her too after the first 20 sec. The sad thing is that people like her try to deal with their insecurity regarding their status by preaching the gospel of how to become accepted
while in reality even if she avoids eating on the bus, even if she volunteer to run the copy machine for the whole company and even if she let 30 Japanese men come on her face while making irritating squeaky voices she will still be a fuckedgaijin trying hard to be someone he is not.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Yes, it's so easy to gain acceptance in this cuntry...just ask the millions of "foreigners" born, bred and unmoved from this cuntry after descending from people once regarded as Japanese citizens.

[yanpa]

Come on guys, she's young, she's been in Japan a couple of years and she's at that point where she knows more about the place than she'll ever know

Also her husband is Japanese, which brings us to this very important "don't": DON'T make fun of your Japanese partner.

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[matsuki]

Come on guys, she's young, she's been in Japan a couple of years and she's at that point where she knows more about the place than she'll ever know

Also her husband is Japanese, which brings us to this very important "don't": DON'T make fun of your Japanese partner.

Married a ladyboy uni student and preaching japaneeeze recipe for success there!

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[J.A.F.O]

Local: You're in Japan you should learn japanese

me: No, I am in japan, japan should learn English

Local: chikishou

[GomiGirl]

Grammar Nazi: You need to learn how to correctly use the words "your" and "you're".

[yanpa]

Consistent use of the shift key would be a plus as well.

[GomiGirl]

Consistent use of the shift key would be a plus as well.

I do agree.
However, I think we are just showing our age my tentacled friend.

[matsuki]

Consistent use of the shift key would be a plus as well.

I do agree.
However, I think we are just showing our age my tentacled friend.

Deep breaths GG, deep breaths, it's not age. iT DriVes meh nutz da way dis pple typ nwdyz

[yanpa]

Consistent use of the shift key would be a plus as well.

I do agree.
However, I think we are just showing our age my tentacled friend.

Deep breaths GG, deep breaths, it's not age. iT DriVes meh nutz da way dis pple typ nwdyz

I've always been like that

I do now have my own patch of lawn which I could tell kids to get off, should they ever get on it.

[Coligny]

Th4t's lulcat racisum...

[J.A.F.O]

Corrected GG. One too many at lunch today. ; )

I however do not wish to capitalize the word japan... that is as long as it doesn't bother any FG's too much.

Thanks for the corrections.

[yanpa]

Corrected GG. One too many at lunch today. ; )

I however do not wish to capitalize the word japan... that is as long as it doesn't bother any FG's too much.

You will probably be hunted down by one of the grouchier members and made to repent of your orthographically deviant ways.

[Yokohammer]

Corrected GG. One too many at lunch today. ; )

I however do not wish to capitalize the word japan... that is as long as it doesn't bother any FG's too much.

You will probably be hunted down by one of the grouchier members and made to repent of your orthographically deviant ways.

Yes. That could be construed as some kind of *gasp* racism, and you will be peremptorily pounced upon if you later complain about any racism you perceive or encounter in Japan, with a capital "J".

[Coligny]

japan is a shithole with a capital S... but I vote for minuscule j...

[matsuki]

I vote for minuscule j...

They don't need votes to be miniscule...

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[J.A.F.O]

Corrected GG. One too many at lunch today. ; )

I however do not wish to capitalize the word japan... that is as long as it doesn't bother any FG's too much.

You will probably be hunted down by one of the grouchier members and made to repent of your orthographically deviant ways.

Yes. That could be construed as some kind of *gasp* racism, and you will be peremptorily pounced upon if you later complain about any racism you perceive or encounter in Japan, with a capital "J".

I guess it would take a *gasp* racist to know one.
Thanks for the heads up.

[Russell]

Corrected GG. One too many at lunch today. ; )

I however do not wish to capitalize the word japan... that is as long as it doesn't bother any FG's too much.

Thanks for the corrections.

But you do refer to the "Local" with a capital, as if it were a God, while treating yourself as a humble "me"...

[Coligny]

I vote for minuscule j...

They don't need votes to be miniscule...

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Looking back, she's a bit fuckable for a non-asian... wonder if the carpet match the curtains or if she's still not wapanese enough to keep it properly shaved smooth...

[matsuki]

I vote for minuscule j...

They don't need votes to be miniscule...

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Looking back, she's a bit fuckable for a non-asian... wonder if the carpet match the curtains or if she's still not wapanese enough to keep it properly shaved smooth...

See if she posts some pics/vids without makeup/hair...then you may reconsider