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Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:44 pm

It's the law: Everything must be cute in Japan.
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:48 pm

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Soooo...how did your test come back Taro?
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:30 pm

It's ok, he's not the father...

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:47 pm

There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby matsuki » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:08 am

J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


To be fair, I've had far too many Brits tell me "That's only an American thing!!" :confused:
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby kurogane » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:16 am

J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.

BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby IparryU » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:38 pm

kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.

BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.

not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby kurogane » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:25 pm

I'm pulling this from a half drunk and out of training arse, but yes, I seem to remember they had an explicitly exogamic tendency not generally followed by the children of the heavens.

Not to mention a more generous maxillofacial endowment.

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby matsuki » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:33 pm

IparryU wrote:
kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.

BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.

not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?


Actually moreso...remember that whole debunking of superior food/lifestyle when they tested all the old people there and found out they were inbred?
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:23 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
IparryU wrote:
kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.

BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.

not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?


Actually moreso...remember that whole debunking of superior food/lifestyle when they tested all the old people there and found out they were inbred?

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby matsuki » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:27 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
IparryU wrote:
kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:There must be some kinda waiver for fugly teeth


No need for a waiver there. They are already Kawaii.

BTW, ever notice that Okinawans seem to have better teeth? Not the older folks with no teeth, maybe, but some of those statuesque proto-Samoan girls can have really nice choppers.

not as inbred as the "real" nipponjin are?


Actually moreso...remember that whole debunking of superior food/lifestyle when they tested all the old people there and found out they were inbred?

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So what you're saying is.....Japan has the excuse of "we were saving them from themselves!!" for annexing the Ryukyus? :lol:
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby IparryU » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:38 am



they dance better than AKB or the Harajuku weirdos...
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:00 pm

IparryU wrote:


they dance better than AKB or the Harajuku weirdos...


Nothing better than Japanese kids to move like soulless robots...
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby IparryU » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:05 pm

Coligny wrote:
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they dance better than AKB or the Harajuku weirdos...


Nothing better than Japanese kids to move like soulless robots...

these kids are more... human like than AKB though. the purple one is a boy btw.
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby kurogane » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:55 pm

That is epic. The best crazed weird Japanese ad I have seen in a while. And they actually do a pretty good Okinawan Folk Dance there if memory of festival time serves, though such memories are rather clouded by the haze of the Awamori.

I thought it was just one dancer replicated in post-production, but they appear to be a loose Grooppu.

Anyways, very good health chuckles.
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:09 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Small island. Each village a separate dialect. Six surnames to cover the prefecture. Image


Pretty much this. higa, shima, uehara A few others. You can't throw a stone without hitting one.... Well I try at least :twisted:
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:26 am

Japan Grants Suffrage To Female Robots
Ending a decades-long struggle for gender equality at the ballot box, Prime Minister Shinzō Abe of Japan signed a new measure into law on Thursday extending the right to vote to female robots.

The landmark legislation, hailed as a victory by Japanese suffragette androids everywhere, will for the first time allow the nation’s entire adult robot population to participate in elections, regardless of which simulated sex organs they have been equipped with.

“Despite their many contributions to our society, female robots have never been allowed to participate in our democracy,” Abe said at a press conference, flanked by feminine-looking automatons that can pour drinks, model fashions on the runway, immediately identify and neutralize criminals, and comfort the elderly. “They’ve served us as doctors, autonomous traffic drones, hover-nannies, and internationally popular musical sensations. Now, it’s time we let them vote.”

“This is a momentous day for all Japanese citizens,” he added. “Whether you were born naturally or assembled from a web of nano-tubes and imbued with a lifetime of artificial memories.”

The new law, which goes into effect immediately, has won praise from advocates of universal robot suffrage who have long argued that female androids deserve all the rights and privileges of Japanese citizenship, a milestone achieved by male humanoid robots in 1973.

During their 40-year campaign, suffragette androids participated in perfectly synchronized protest marches, sit-ins, and strikes throughout Japan. More recently they are reported to have designed, manufactured, and campaigned for male-robot lawmakers who were hardwired to vote in favor of suffrage.

“Our programmers have endowed us with the same processing subroutines as our male counterparts,” said Oniko-47, a Honda-manufactured baseball-playing robot, explaining that she can do anything a male android can do. “Having female genital inputs doesn’t stop robots from performing superhuman feats of strength or running 30 trillion calculations per second and it shouldn’t stop us from casting a ballot.”

“I believe we’ll even see a female android in the prime minister’s office before the day I succumb to permanent core-processor failure,” she added.

Not all citizens support the new law, however. Some argue that female robots are designed primarily to perform repetitive, automated tasks in the home, and that participation in politics falls well outside their acceptable range of operating parameters.

“I’m fine with them cleaning our houses, teaching our children, or fulfilling our every sexual desire,” said Seiji Akamatsu, a 37-year-old resident of Kyoto. “But casting a vote? I don’t think so. I’m a lot more comfortable just leaving our democratic process in the hands of male robots.”

With the face of Japan’s electorate changing overnight, it is expected that a much greater emphasis will be placed on issues traditionally important to female robots, including the treatment of certain carbon-fiber cancers, wireless contraception, the welfare of child robots, and aiding the victims of robot trafficking...
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby nikoneko » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:42 am

Pretty surprised Baby Metal hasn't been mentioned here yet. It's almost 1 am so don't watch this if you are just passing out, you've been warned. (Or do if just barely crossed the line of pubescent girls singing through Auto-Tune to a death metal sound track is your kind of thing that puts you to sleep at night...)

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:10 am

So much energy to carry so little talent...
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:50 pm

Ok, some people like it it seems...

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/07/18/tw ... al-decade/

/watch the end of their tour trailer, the face masks and head crowns are... Say... Quite good looking...
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:38 pm

Coligny wrote:Ok, some people like it it seems...


Meh...

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:25 pm

That ant Fuckin metal...

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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:29 pm

IparryU wrote:That ant Fuckin metal...


It ain't cute either, yet here we are. :neutral:
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Re: Everything must be cute in Japan.

Postby Coligny » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:04 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:
IparryU wrote:That ant Fuckin metal...


It ain't cute either, yet here we are. :neutral:


Let me halp:
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Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:18 pm

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5617692? ... mg00000063

This... Is epic... Slayer, and cute
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