Was at one of those pseudo-italian restaurants with a lemur and got seated next to a couple that were obviously on their first date. Some sort of arranged date or...hell, it just looked ackward, all keigo and the d00d was near frozen in his chair with zero social skills. The girl was probably in her early 30's, chunked up a bit, and not attractive in the least...but obviously thought she was some sort of catch.
Anyhow, they seemed to not notice I was FG and while we were perusing the menu, they guy started going on and on about how shitty the food was in Australia. The highlight was "Australian breakfast" which apparently consists of an apple and a muffin (oddly sounds like the "continental breakfast" at shitty hotels in the US but I'll let one of the Aussies on here set that straight) The d00d was "shocked" how simple the everyday breakfast of Aussies was but ranted about how horrible the apples were. "They look so beautiful and delicious! Only 10yen....but they were the worst tasting apples I've ever eaten in my life."
The lemur went straight to the "I hear in Australia, Japanese girls are numbaaa wan motteru!"
Like I said, it's never the dimes using this mental crutch. Then the spineless guy backed her up with his friend's experience in America and said something to the tune of "Japanese girls are the most popular in the world. You have no idea how hard it was not to comment "I hear Japanese guys are ninki numba wan too...in third world countries!" 
