No Pill? No Prob. Meet the Pullout Generation

[IparryU]

guiltily as charged

Source: http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/09/pill-no ... ation.html

Gather a group of sexually active hetero women, get a few whiskeys in them, and I guarantee that, within an hour, someone will start complaining about how there are no good birth-control options. Sure, there are the IUD evangelists (“No hormones! I barely notice it except for my lighter periods. I canceled my Amazon subscription to tampons!” one friend told me cheerily), and those who have quietly and happily been on the pill or the NuvaRing since their teenage years. But there’s always at least one or two — often many more — who cannot wait to commiserate about their mood swings, depression, or loss of sex drive when they’re on birth control. Condoms are kind of the worst, they all agree, but even somewomen in long-term monogamous relationships say they’d rather use them than pop a hormone pill every day. This dissatisfaction is exhaustively chronicled in  a new book,Sweetening the Pill, which is dedicated to “every woman who has suffered physically and emotionally as a result of hormonal birth control.”

[J.A.F.O]

A friend of mine stateside was a part of a class action against one producer of the pill. I'm not entirely sure of the details but it has something to do with nondisclosure of the high risk of osteoporosis. I still don't know how that went though because of the gag clauses in out of court settlements.

[kurogane]

I always thought the pill was a magical solution to the thorny problems of hating condoms. I only found out it tricks the body into thinking its always pregnant when I moved to Japan and encountered the opposition to it from women that might otherwise benefit. So I developed an idiosyncratic oral delivery method, and have had great success ever since, though some newer acolytes take some convincing of its benefits and pleasures. There is always the IPU (also known as the 'AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Fuggitttttttttttt' Method), but I think we have seen where that leads.......

[J.A.F.O]

I use IPU's method of course I have a small clan of munchkins ...

[matsuki]

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I pull out but only when I'm going to cum on her face.

[IparryU]

I pull out but only when I'm going to cum on her face.

Else you bust inside?

I use IPU's method of course I have a small clan of munchkins ...

Same mom i hope. I won't have a kid with another woman. If I do decide to have another kid I pref the same mom aw my sons.

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

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[matsuki]

OK, how about "Pulling out entails actually pulling out."

[Samurai_Jerk]

OK, how about "Pulling out entails actually pulling out."

He does pull out ... after he's drained his balls.

[IparryU]

OK, how about "Pulling out entails actually pulling out."

He does pull out ... after he's drained his balls.

spot on

and great news, I am not going to be a new dad again!

back to draining my balls when I am... balls deep!

[matsuki]

and great news, I am not going to be a new dad again!

back to draining my balls when I am... balls deep!

[J.A.F.O]

OK, how about "Pulling out entails actually pulling out."

He does pull out ... after he's drained his balls.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[J.A.F.O]

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

I hear ya, but I figure since I actually like my kids and so far there isn't any negative impact on my life. Meh why not one more for my little army to take over japan? IPU's method is fine. Or maybe he should change his handle to IDPO? (I Don't Pull Out)

[matsuki]

maybe he should change his handle to IDPO? (I Don't Pull Out)

[IparryU]

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

I hear ya, but I figure since I actually like my kids and so far there isn't any negative impact on my life. Meh why not one more for my little army to take over japan? IPU's method is fine. Or maybe he should change his handle to IDPO? (I Don't Pull Out)

Might actually do this for my smurf lol and sc2 accounts...

[J.A.F.O]

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

I hear ya, but I figure since I actually like my kids and so far there isn't any negative impact on my life. Meh why not one more for my little army to take over japan? IPU's method is fine. Or maybe he should change his handle to IDPO? (I Don't Pull Out)

Might actually do this for my smurf lol and sc2 accounts...

I was going to work on your Gif avatar to read something like "I don't pull out ... " floating around the circle but I don't have that much time to edit gifs this morning.

[IparryU]

Well if you already have your soccer team put together, it's probably better to stop using live rounds at target practice.

I hear ya, but I figure since I actually like my kids and so far there isn't any negative impact on my life. Meh why not one more for my little army to take over japan? IPU's method is fine. Or maybe he should change his handle to IDPO? (I Don't Pull Out)

Might actually do this for my smurf lol and sc2 accounts...

I was going to work on your Gif avatar to read something like "I don't pull out ... " floating around the circle but I don't have that much time to edit gifs this morning.

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I would pull out but won't."

and maybe a special octopussy could replace maezumo with IDPO or I Don't Pull Out?

[J.A.F.O]

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I would pull out but won't."

and maybe a special octopussy could replace maezumo with IDPO or I Don't Pull Out?

I'll see what I can do. I'm leaving for the states in a few odd days. I'll try and get something done about it before I go.